Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
Forum
The Linebacker
When we spread vanilla ice cream on each other and eat it off. Lick it off if its melting. That cold creamy soft ice cream makes for a nice erotic treat. If you want a different sensation let her put ice cream on your balls and enjoy her slowly licking it off. You may get chill bumps! Ice cream always makes her nipples very hard. 
The Linebacker
I like intriguing profiles, fun profiles, and profiles that look like the member put a lot of time, thought and creativity into it. Other than that like LM said, Titties are good. They are intriguing are they not?
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
— W. C. Fields
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
— W. C. Fields
The Linebacker
I won't be having the SNIP for quite awhile. But I know some older guys who have. They said that the doc told them that live sperm still exist for about 35 ejaculations. So they are supposed to get those out of the way pretty quickly, whether their wife or girlfriend helps them or they have to do it themselves.
The Linebacker
Quote by watchtower68
Don't fell bad John I've been a member for 3 days now had about the same thing go on this morning in one of the chat rooms I did manage to chat with one female but I guess I was either suppose to be speaking dirty or something like that I asked this woman where she was from she asked me the same it was short and sweet before I was interrupted by another male member so I just sat in the room while plugging some pedals up to my amp to play guitar.
Latter on I noticed a moderator was checking my profile as if I were up to no good or something.
As its been mentioned the chats here are not like AOL or IRC I've concluded I'm not welcome in the chat rooms and will likely just avoid using them all together from all that I can tell the problem is that too many guys want to get on bugging woman to I.M. with them so they can try to talk them into cyber sex and the like I to went in to all the chat rooms and said hello to everyone no rely so no big deal to me.
Moderators are just members who volunteer (no pay). Just like any member we might check out your profile to see what you're like, interests, etc. to see if you might be someone we'd like to get to know. Why come on with all the paranoia? All of us create the profiles on our Lush page in hopes to drawing in interest to either make friends, attract readers to our stories, find chat buddies, or all of the aforementioned. Moderators are just longtime active members who have decided to take an active part in helping this site out because we really enjoy it. There are also a lot of former moderators, people who thoroughly enjoy & love the site but could no longer donate the time required or just decided to take a break. Mods are just regular folks taking an active part in keeping the site functioning.
The Linebacker
I usually mix my meals up as meat & vegetable combinations. I eat a lot of fruit, apples, bananas, pears, peaches, grapes, & strawberries especially. Eating raw uncooked veggies usually burns more calories than you intake, therefore is an excellent way for someone to lose weight if they so desire. I have the other problem, trying to keep my weight on, as I run, bicycle, work out, & swim so much.
I often eat rice & veggie combo meals. I have a flat grill on my stove and love to grill the veggies & the rice. They are hot & crunchy! I also like to eat lots of greens such as turnip greens, spinach and I love broccoli that is nice & crunchy. Not too mention nice crunchy pole beans. Of course I don't mind frying some veggies too, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles, fried okra, & fried squash. Yummy!
I read an excellent article in Smithsonian Magazine on how the human body has evolved with the advances of humans. Cooking food is part of the human digestive process, doing much of the work for your body. Cooked food takes much less energy to process and has allowed the human brain to grow and consume a large portion of our calorie intake. It is amazing how much energy the human brain burns. That is why eating uncooked food can help burn off the fat. Go for a few weeks on a diet of uncooked and unprocessed foods, let your body do the work and see that fat come off. The article also stated that a human can literally starve to death eating their fill for uncooked food, so use good sense. Once you've attained the weight you need, then even things out. Also, with fruits & vegetables, ALWAYS, wash them yourself. Do not trust that you bought them pre-packaged or bagged at the grocery store. I purchase a lot of fruit & veggies at farmer's markets, too. I always make sure I thoroughly wash them. Organic food has been shown in studies to have more surface bacteria. All you need to to do is do a good washing and you should be good. Don't mess around with getting ecoli poisoning.
"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away."
— Benjamin Franklin
PS. get naked with your mate and feed each other grapes & strawberries. OR watermelon slices , letting the sweet juices drip all over the fun parts and lick it up.
I often eat rice & veggie combo meals. I have a flat grill on my stove and love to grill the veggies & the rice. They are hot & crunchy! I also like to eat lots of greens such as turnip greens, spinach and I love broccoli that is nice & crunchy. Not too mention nice crunchy pole beans. Of course I don't mind frying some veggies too, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles, fried okra, & fried squash. Yummy!
I read an excellent article in Smithsonian Magazine on how the human body has evolved with the advances of humans. Cooking food is part of the human digestive process, doing much of the work for your body. Cooked food takes much less energy to process and has allowed the human brain to grow and consume a large portion of our calorie intake. It is amazing how much energy the human brain burns. That is why eating uncooked food can help burn off the fat. Go for a few weeks on a diet of uncooked and unprocessed foods, let your body do the work and see that fat come off. The article also stated that a human can literally starve to death eating their fill for uncooked food, so use good sense. Once you've attained the weight you need, then even things out. Also, with fruits & vegetables, ALWAYS, wash them yourself. Do not trust that you bought them pre-packaged or bagged at the grocery store. I purchase a lot of fruit & veggies at farmer's markets, too. I always make sure I thoroughly wash them. Organic food has been shown in studies to have more surface bacteria. All you need to to do is do a good washing and you should be good. Don't mess around with getting ecoli poisoning.
"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away."
— Benjamin Franklin
PS. get naked with your mate and feed each other grapes & strawberries. OR watermelon slices , letting the sweet juices drip all over the fun parts and lick it up.
The Linebacker
I'm a vagina smacker from way back. I've got a 'I'm A Vagina Smacker' bumper sticker on my truck, and my official Vagina Smacker t-shirt, Vagina Smacker baseball cap, Vagina Smacker decoder ring, Vagina Smacker scratch-n-sniff monthly newsletter, and I know the secret Vagina Smacker handshake.
The Linebacker
That damn dog ass ugly Andrea Sneiderman is going to get away with having her husband killed right after he dropped their little boy off at daycare. At least they have a chance to get her for perjury, and maybe the judge will give her the max 10 years.
Criminals, they all seem to be getting way with it these days. Well, I do believe in an eternal justice. If there isn't then there is no real meaning in life except self gratification. naaaah
Criminals, they all seem to be getting way with it these days. Well, I do believe in an eternal justice. If there isn't then there is no real meaning in life except self gratification. naaaah
The Linebacker
Quote by Magical_felix
Of course I have. I kick it in trailer parks sometimes. I gotta be like, "Robin, hand me the skank repellant!"
Your reputation for shaking and rocking trailers is well known my friend.
'If this trailer is a rockin' don't come a knockin.'
PS. I've had to use some of that repellent myself a time or two. Pepper spray works well, unless you get a horned out hootchie mama that it has no effect on. Then run baby run!
The Linebacker
Funny, I never thought of stubble as being designer or vogue. I often wear stubble as it grows so damn fast. I guess that makes me designer vogue much of the time. I can't stand for it to grow down my neck though. That itches and drives me crazy. When my hair was long I grew a beard. It was in full in 2 weeks. I started trimming it real short though. My wife loved it all, the long hair and the short beard. My hair got real curly or wavy or whatever, very unruly looking and I had to tie it behind my head in a ponytail to run, bicycle, work out & play sports. That all just drove me nuts. I shower at least twice a day and washing my hair and drying it so often was driving me crazy. Its short now, somewhere just a little longer than a crew cut. Towel and go baby!
Sometimes I have to go clean shaven though for business reasons.
Sometimes I have to go clean shaven though for business reasons.
