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Buz
2 days ago
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Straight Male, 39
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Hi Don
I've been told by several of the ladies here that they get bombarded with friend requests, so they often don't respond. Maybe do something very friendly. nice and creative with your message and that could improve your reply percentage. as you get to know people, comment on stories, write and post stories, participate in The Forum, people will get to know you and be much more apt to accept your friend request.

By the way, Welcome to Lush. I think you'll come to thoroughly enjoy it here. This is a great place!

Buz
I urge you ladies to say YES! to the balls! YES!
Someone like me, often has to correct what they type a lot and in the 'forced voting box' that is not an option, so I have to scrap it and start completely over. I have become frustrated and not commented/voted at all.

I experimented with the 'forced voting' on my stories. My scores were pretty much the same, the amount of comments was about the same, but total votes were way down. So I scrapped using it.

I like what you mentioned Nicola, about giving the author, the voting on/off and commenting on/off option on a story by story basis, rather than across the board. I think that would be a good option.
I'm still fascinated that they got an elephant into the room. Wow! Can you imagine if it has to do #1 or worse #2? Who'd clean that up?

...about 4 minutes but I'm dyslexic and slightly intoxicated.
There are several threads on circumcision already in The Forums. Some have turned into debates for the pro and con of being cut.
I am circumcised and if I were not I would have it done. If I have a male child, I will have him circumcised by a skilled surgeon that does it manually, not with the machine.
I am not sure what all modern chivalry entails. Growing up my mom spent a lot of time teaching me mannerable gentlemanly behavior. I had to practice too, pulling the chair out, holding doors, walking on the outside, offering to take her coat or wrap, etc. But she told me never to be so presumptuous as to order for a lady when in a restaurant. I am sure chivalry should not include smothering a woman with control and such. Anyone trying to control another person is a big turn off to me.
Zombieland was great.

The original Night of the Living Dead was as awesome theme for a fraternity party in college. We'd play the movie on all the TVs, dressed & made up like zombies, and have several kegs of beer and smoke some weed. We had a large chocolate and strawberry cake made to look like a human body (kind of) and the rule was you had to eat it with your hands.
Shave it? Like with a blade? No, besides there is no hair on my cock. The hair grows on the ball sack and the area around the cock.

I use an electric shaver and I do that myself. Sometimes I get waxed. Getting hairs yanked out of one's ball sack isn't a lot of fun.

I do not allow my wife to shave me down there, even with an electric razor, despite the fact that I have shaved her several times.
Time! I never have time to sit and write the story from start to finish. I have to do it 2-5 paragraphs at a time, sometimes days in between. My hectic schedule and often long work hours are the reason.
My top 3 favorite sci-fi movies are:

Bladerunner
Alien
Jurassic Park

I truly enjoy many more but those are the 3 best. I liked the 3 original old Star Wars movies. It seems like most of the sci-fi movies in my lifetime rely too heavily on graphics and lack in screenwriting, plot, and acting.
My wife is constantly toying with my arms, placing them around her in different places. I think she once ended up tying my arms in a sloop knot around her leg and we had to grease up with KY Jelly to slide out.

My favorite cuddle position is the illustration that Liz posted. I can slide my numb arm out from under her when she falls asleep. However, I've never tried wanking with it while its numb from lack of blood as OMKN suggested. At least I haven't yet.
I do believe you are bisexual. Just be honest with yourself and especially with those you become involved with. If you are honest and open up front I am sure it will spare a lot of hurt feelings to both men and women with whom develop feelings for you.
I haven't seen several of those shows and many of them I wish I hadn't wasted my time watching. I disagree with their order of rank. It was the TV Writers that chose those and quite frankly I hold the TV Writers mainly responsible for the shallow minded crap we have on TV. They seem to write for people with low IQs.

Most of those comedies have imbedded laugh tracks that queue the viewer to think something is funny. If it were truly funny no laugh track would be needed.
There is a friend that is quite close to my wife and I, from college, that worked as an escort and stripper to pay for her education. She came from a very poor, broken family background. She has told us numerous stories about escorting and the wild stuff that happens. For awhile in college, a very wealthy business owner set her up in an apartment that he paid for, just to see her once or twice a week. Anyhow, with her financial proceeds, she not only graduated college but went to law school and she is now an attorney (barrister).
Wow! Here's a picture of a woman riding a big cock...

That reminds me of that old school days term said while holding up 3 fingers (fore finger up, middle finger up, third finger down and last little finger up) on 1 hand, "two in the pink and one in the stink."
Pardon me. I thought this said have you had a threesome? I have, but I do not plan to anymore.
1. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
2. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
3. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
4. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
5. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Honorable Mention: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Real football that real men play requires helmets and pads. In real football you tackle your opponent and knock the slobber out of them. Wearing shorts is for basketball.
In order:
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Sin City
3. 12 Monkeys
4. The Jackal
5. The Fifth Element

Those movies are great. He has also made some awful movies. Armegeddon may be the worst movie I have ever seen.
Staring at women on the street, the beach, the park, wherever, is why God made really dark sunglasses. Of course hanging your tongue out, drooling, and panting like a dog is a sure giveaway. I've got to work on not doing that.