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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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I haven't checked lately but the delete function on my page blog has never worked for me.
Marriage is a partnership and an investment. Why get married if you're not dedicated for the long haul? It has to be an equal partnership.

It sounds like you are looking for an excuse to get out. You could've got her interested in physical fitness and the both of you work out together. maybe she should see the doctor about losing weight. It is not healthy to be overweight.

But to me, being a man, means dedication, sacrifice, hard work, and most of all loyalty.
That'd be a toss up between Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman.
My wife's hair is a very dark brunette, almost black.
I suggest y'all try masturbating while water skiing. Its an extra wet experience, develops great coordination, and entertains the folks in the boat.
If you have a well written and interesting story going, then don't worry about the long build up. Think of it as long foreplay. That just makes the finish that much better.
Love it! Especially in an open cockpit plane. Also I love parasailing, hang gliding, and bungee jumping.
My wife & I like to these fantasy costume combos:
Barak Obama & Laura Bush
Bill Clinton & Ann Coulter
Justin Beiber & Betty White
George Costanza & George Costanza
I like to put on a Groucho Marx mustache-nose-glasses and offer my wife a mustache ride. She likes to ride and ride and ride! I've worn out I don't know how many Groucho Marx mustache-nose-glasses masks.sOjavDGuA7gJd7ye


This thread has me thinking of DragonCon convention in Atlanta. There are Darthvaders and Stormtroopers all over the city. I rather enjoyed watching a car full of Darthvaders trying to pick up a street hooker last year. I guess she didn't want to do all of them. The Force failed them that day.
The amount and style of make-up my wife wears depends upon what the occasion is. She looks great without and she looks great with it. I love it when she wears it extra slutty!
What the hell, I've whored myself for much less. I've motorcycled naked just for laughs.

'A guy ain't got no chance at all.'
— Bubba Bugsworthy from Dead Squirrel Creek

http://www.lushstories.com/buz


My wife and I are both inked. She has my real name tattood on her. She has 7 tattoos, I have 4. Mine may cover slightly more skin.


The answer is therefore, yes.
I have to admit that I have occasionally watched a 'reality tv' show. But when I do it is more likely to be Ax men, Swamp People or Deadliest Catch. I have caught my wife watching The Kardashians. I wish that some of the guys like Steve-o from Jackass would show up and pull a raunchy stunt on the Karsdashians.

All of those shows are scripted to a great extent. Watch for all the writers listed in the credits. Many times the show stars are manipulated by the producers into doing what they do.
Everyone has different taste. I like them slim, somewhat athletic.
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Why can't you dance to architecture?


But I can!

I can tango to Frank Lloyd Wright and do the twist to Sir Christopher Wren. Give me a Corinthian column and I can really boogie, and shake my booty to anything postmodernism.
Don't get in the pool if its going to be your first time having sex with a woman.

Most TRUE war stories are highly inaccurate.

The Band of Brothers HBO miniseries is one of the most accurate.

One of the most inaccurate war movies I know of is Mel Gibson's Braveheart. Too many fallacies to waste my time typing them.

I'd love to see an accurate and well portrayed big budget movie of The Battle of The Little Bighorn (Custer's Last Stand.) the old movies on that are pathetically wrong.
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I Am Uncircumcised!


Not me! That vast monster behemoth is snipped neatly on the end. It stays nice & clean. Thank ya, thank ya very much!
You're welcome!!!

:d/
Congratulations!!!! I hope you will both be very happy!

It is called cheating for a reason. It involves lying. It is not honest.

Of course that dishonesty, lying and sneaking around is just what turns some people on. Would you want to be married to a person like that?
I like 'keyholes' on firm-toned muscular but curvy bodies. My wife has what I like.
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Furries.



Jack, so that's why you sometimes call yourself Mr. Bear.
Congratulations! I hope you will have a great life together.

My wife & I just recently celebrated our 2 year anniversary.
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Yes - but only with certain groups of friends and it comes up more when talking about fuckbuddies, one-niters or flings where no detail is spared once we're deep into the drinks. With BFs and long-term prospects there's usually a bit more discretion unless the guy is particularly brag-worthy.


I'm still blushing from that last one you told me about.
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How do you deal with a parent who detests the very sight of you...while you're in love with their daughter (or son)?


I think she actually has a crush on you. She wants you to break up with her daughter (or son) so that she can have a hot sweaty extra-marital affair with you. She is hoping that if she really gets lucky you will also introduce her to Magical_Felix and y'all can have a rowdy assed manage-a-trois.

But seriously, I bet there was some milk-toast weenie of a guy that she has always hoped her daughter would date and/or marry. You came along and you were probably much more worldy, you'd been around, and you were dangerous competition to her plans for her daughter.
I think the categories seem to be very well covered and I can't think of anything I'd want badly to add. If we did add I'd say maybe a College Story category. But as it is that can be pretty well covered in the other categories, especially Group Sex. So I'm mostly well satisfied with the status quo.