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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yes - but only with certain groups of friends and it comes up more when talking about fuckbuddies, one-niters or flings where no detail is spared once we're deep into the drinks. With BFs and long-term prospects there's usually a bit more discretion unless the guy is particularly brag-worthy.


I'm still blushing from that last one you told me about.
Quote by WellMadeMale
How do you deal with a parent who detests the very sight of you...while you're in love with their daughter (or son)?


I think she actually has a crush on you. She wants you to break up with her daughter (or son) so that she can have a hot sweaty extra-marital affair with you. She is hoping that if she really gets lucky you will also introduce her to Magical_Felix and y'all can have a rowdy assed manage-a-trois.

But seriously, I bet there was some milk-toast weenie of a guy that she has always hoped her daughter would date and/or marry. You came along and you were probably much more worldy, you'd been around, and you were dangerous competition to her plans for her daughter.
I think the categories seem to be very well covered and I can't think of anything I'd want badly to add. If we did add I'd say maybe a College Story category. But as it is that can be pretty well covered in the other categories, especially Group Sex. So I'm mostly well satisfied with the status quo.
Good morning all! Well its morning here and I'm drinking coffee.
Yes! And I love the eye contact she gives while she does it.
So does electrolysis hurt or anything? Currently I get waxed or I use a battery trimmer to clip myself very short. I might be interested in electrolysis.

PS. I think you meant 'genitals' rather than Gentiles in your post, right? Though Gentiles is funnier.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I actually had no idea pubic hair could grow this long. Do they just tuck it down each pant leg or something? Or what kind of industrial strength granny panties would they need to wear to pack all this away otherwise - some of these women have it growing past their knees. So disturbing.


It's California so you know they were going sans panties in tiny tight ultra miniskirts. Whoa, I bet that looked just a little odd on Rodeo Drive, even for Californians. Worse, imagine how they looked Beach Boy style, "in a fresh bikini under a palm tree."
I either go for a run or work out with weights right after work. That helps relieve stress.
Quote by WellMadeMale


That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)


Well she does have potential to make a lot of money. She'd be quite the reality TV show.

If you did stick your wang in her she might never let go. Ouch!
Quote by ajm45
I was born and raised in the South, and it's Coke. It doesn't matter what the actual drink it is- it's all Coke. Haha. smile


Ditto my dear! If it fizzes its a Coke! Would any of y'all like a Coke? What kind of Coke do ya want?

I don't drink Pepsi either.
That's one thing about English as a language, that we have so many words that are spelled exactly the same but with different meanings and often pronounced differently. Spell check cannot catch those. Plus, your misspelled word may be interpreted by spell check as an actual word, therefore it doesn't highlight that one for you to correct.

It is best to proof your work very carefully yourself and once you've fixed all that you can find send it to a friend to read and proof again for you. You will be amazed at how much they catch.

The people in our advertising/marketing/PR departments at work have a rule against the writer approving their own copy for publication, no matter how long or short the length. They said that advertising studies prove the worst proof reader is the original writer.

PS. Many words such as honor or honour are just differences between English spelling in the UK realm and the USA realm. As a story verifier I have learned what most of those are and accept both spellings, as they are both correct. Your own spell check is probably set up for either the UK or the American spelling. I think most of us are now savvy enough to realize this by now.

It is interesting that in the USA, the UK spelling is often used on very formal invitations or things to add that formal flare to it.

The honour of your presence is requested
at the joining of

Sally Mae Doohickie
and
Big Bubba Bullfrog Bartow

in
Holy Matrimony
My wife considers me on the phone with a client or something as an open invitation to unzip me and go down. It really is difficult to concentrate. She has also given me numerous blow jobs while I was driving. I've threatened to let her drive and take a vibrator to her. But then I thought about her driving skills and changed my mind.
I use cock rings sometimes. I have a rather large collection of colors and types. You can get cock ring systems so that your nuts are also ringed (gently) of course. Some cock rings come with rubbery protrusions that can stimulate her clit as you make contact. My wife and I always buy such items together.

I suggest you take your partner shopping at an adult sex toy store. Its a lot of fun. My wife and I always find something we can't wait to try out on each other.
Wellmademale makes a very good point. Actually, if you are going to write erotica you should use a pen name and hide your real identity. Make a persona based on you but with just enough varying details to throw anyone off track.

Unless you are in the porn industry, a stripper, or someone who openly makes a living in the very liberated sex industry then you should learn to be very discrete.

Your career or job could depend on it.
I am looking forward to Barbecued Baby Back Ribs dripping in hot sauce, sweet cole slaw, barbecue baked beans, cracklin corn on the cob, and ice cold beer.
I like several such as Hardcore, Straight, Anal, Voyeur and Group Sex. Why wasn't Group Sex a choice? Also Interracial was left off. Interracial has several awesome stories!
He'll be better off. Next time maybe he'll get an intelligent woman that appreciates & really loves him. She will end up with an abuser.
I got a green t-shirt that says Remember Boston on it to wear in races the rest of this year.
I must've used too much bleach cause my asshole is now invisible.
Quote by WellMadeMale
cuddling post coital, is the recommended method to implement, in order to prevent the drippage from one's cock, from touching your own thigh. Guide this seepage to her thigh and consequently, her side of the mattress.

Chicks dig it and remember, it really doesn't mean anything in the long run. Short term - you aren't sleeping in the wet spot.


Excellent answer!

Cuddle to avoid the puddle.
Quote by ByronLord
In case you are wondering, here is what the sorroririority in question looks like:





Now living in that sorority house would drive one to insanity through boredom.
My wife has put a small vibrator in me. I wrote a Lush story about the first time she did this, a few years back when we dated.
Not all sororities and fraternities are the same. They actually can vary wildly from rather staid to out-of-control. Truth be told, my fraternity was a bit on the wild side, hence, our probation from the university president.

The sorority girl in the post above sounds like a girl in bad need of psychological counseling and medications.
cocktail peanuts
beer
wine
bourbon
vodka
gin
scotch
tequila
mixers
another neon bar light