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Buz
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My wife loves the word 'cunt' when we are having sex. She says it much more than I do and in fact has instructed me to use it more often during physical amorous activity.
'Pussy' is great but 'cunt' is edgier. 'Snatch' is good too. I love to see many different words used. 'Beaver' and 'twat' should be used more in stories. And don't hold back using as many slang words for 'dick' and 'cock.' The same old words over and over get tiresome, unoriginal and boring.
She grabbed that enormous snake eyed tallywhacker of his and engulfed that throbbing monster with her dripping snatch. Her clit danced a light fandango as she waltzed her cunt all over his sweaty torso.
'Pussy' is great but 'cunt' is edgier. 'Snatch' is good too. I love to see many different words used. 'Beaver' and 'twat' should be used more in stories. And don't hold back using as many slang words for 'dick' and 'cock.' The same old words over and over get tiresome, unoriginal and boring.
She grabbed that enormous snake eyed tallywhacker of his and engulfed that throbbing monster with her dripping snatch. Her clit danced a light fandango as she waltzed her cunt all over his sweaty torso.
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Shaved is fine but a little trim job gives it more sexy pizzaz!!! I do like a neat landing strip or some mischievous creative shape such as a triangle, star, arrow or something. My wife shaved hers into a diamond after we first got engaged and kept it that way throughout our engagement. Then she did a 'wedding ring circle' for a short while but that was too hard to keep up, so its now a landing strip. She has also dyed it different colors throughout the years we've known each other, but only a coupe of times has she completetely shaved it. I've actually helped her trim it up into the different little shapes before. That's fun and is a sexy lead up to some hot sex.
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Quote by TonyT
Do you have a link to that study? You're comment "Smarter brains usually have smaller penises, less intelligent brains go with bigger penises" is confusing and that is why I ask. Are you saying that women who have a lower intelligence like bigger dicks and men who are smarter have smaller dicks? Perhaps I don't understand what you are saying...
The study says men with large penises generally are less intelligent, while men with small penises are generally more intelligent. There are a lot more aspects to the study than just penis size. It is a Harvard University study known as The Bell Curve and caused quite some controversy. It is over 20 years old and you can google it if you wish.
It was done at Harvard so take it with a 'grain of salt.'
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I had that happen once about a year ago. The friends noticed and I knew nothing about until they contacted me. I had actually been out of town and had not logged in a a few days when it happened. We of course re-friended. I reported it to Gav. I think when Gav removes his Storm Trooper helmet he must look like Scotty from Star Trek. He's always in the Lush engine room fixing problems.
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The Harvard study on intelligence, the Bell Curve, linked penis size to intelligence. Smarter brains usually have smaller penises, less intelligent brains go with bigger penises.
So do you think Harvard guys have big or small penises? Is an intelligent guy more attractive to women than a dumb guy? Do you just hope you get super lucky and get one of those few that have it all, good looks, intelligence and a large penis?
So do you think Harvard guys have big or small penises? Is an intelligent guy more attractive to women than a dumb guy? Do you just hope you get super lucky and get one of those few that have it all, good looks, intelligence and a large penis?
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Bob Dylan sure could not sing (he makes dogs want to commit suicide) but he did write great songs. Guns n Roses' Axel Rose got beat up by fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger in a bar, so he lost any respect as a tough rebellious rocker, but they were certainly not a terrible band, but not great either.
Kiss sucked to high heaven! What? Didn't they only play 4 chords or something? Blah!
Xuani had probably the best post on this thread.
Any 'boy band' has to compete for worst band ever. Bubblegum sucks. Anything that's too computerized. They do that to hide their lack of musical skill.
Justin Beiber? That's just juvenile kiddie music. When he becomes a man let's see what he does. He should really change his name when he does.
To tell you the truth I've never liked Tim McGraw's songs very much, even though he did marry one of the sexiest women in the history of planet Earth.
Kiss sucked to high heaven! What? Didn't they only play 4 chords or something? Blah!
Xuani had probably the best post on this thread.
Any 'boy band' has to compete for worst band ever. Bubblegum sucks. Anything that's too computerized. They do that to hide their lack of musical skill.
Justin Beiber? That's just juvenile kiddie music. When he becomes a man let's see what he does. He should really change his name when he does.
To tell you the truth I've never liked Tim McGraw's songs very much, even though he did marry one of the sexiest women in the history of planet Earth.
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I have 4 Famous Stories. 3 are in Group Sex and 1 is in Anal. I have 5 other stories over 20,000 and hopefully heading toward Famous Story.
Congrats to Dancing_Doll for hitting 100,000. That's really great!
I suggest a new Badge called Legendary Stories for 100,000 views.
Congrats to Dancing_Doll for hitting 100,000. That's really great!
I suggest a new Badge called Legendary Stories for 100,000 views.
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I'd dump a girl of she were a 'dead fish' in bed. Some girls are, just lay there, make no noise, no moans, no motion, only want it missionary, not into it. I'm certainly not into live necrophilia. Actually most girls I've known were great fun and just as rowdy in bed as I am! Put those box springs to the test. take it to other rooms, ya know, get wild!
Another deal breaker is being a snoot. I can't stand someone to act uppity and snooty.
But anyhow I'm married to the one I want.
Another deal breaker is being a snoot. I can't stand someone to act uppity and snooty.
But anyhow I'm married to the one I want.
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The first time I got a hard on while nude at the beach was with a bunch of college friends. It must've hit all the guys about the same time, like right after seeing the girls naked. We ran for the water hoping that the cool ocean water would help us return to flaccid. The girls all got a huge laugh out of it. I have to admit it was a recurring problem that day.
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First self proof thoroughly, then send it to a trusted friend to proof and make editorial suggestions. A brand new set of eyes will catch some spelling or grammatical errors that you as the author won't. Also, another person's opinion about some content or phrasing in your story could be very valuable. Then you make the decision whether or not you want to make that story edit.
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Quote by ByronLord
I think there are two separate issues, one is the use of a pump to get an erection, the other is to make the penis bigger. There are good anatomical reasons to expect the first to work and the second to not.
In agreement Byron. Penis size is determined by genetics or cosmetic surgery for thickening.
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I know a urologist that specializes in men's sexual health and he prescribes, so to speak, penis pumps to older gentleman that have erection problems. Evidently there are several ways they treat erection dysfunction from the viagra type medications, and injections, to penis implants. Evidently the injections go right into the penis. That sounds awful but I guess it works. He said that with the pump they usually take a pill, then pump their penis up and then slip a rubber cock ring on to hold the blood in.
I guess guys if we live long enough we'll be finding out first hand about all of these procedures.
I guess guys if we live long enough we'll be finding out first hand about all of these procedures.
