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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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My wife & I love it. We talk about what we are doing & how it feels. We talk very dirty during sex, a lot of explicit verbalization, plus she likes to be called some dirty names as I pull her hair and stuff.
Kids are part of life. We all used to be kids. As long as they are not part of the erotica it doesn't bother me. If they are then that's disgusting and the story is going to be rejected. They may be part of building the central character who could be a mom, dad, etc. Parents of children have sex too, obviously. If the story is written well, with a good story line and the adults have their opportunity to kick up some good hot sweaty juicy sex, then go for it!
With all this talk of snipping wangers I'm gonna start wearing kevlar underwear.
Let's pass a law that it is illegal to rain & be cloudy on SUNday.
Tacos? Something about how they look.... hmmmmmmm...
C'mon Sprite...sneak in a few beers. OR liquor and mixers, set up bar and sneak in some candy bars. Live dangerously!

PS. I wouldn't sneak in a water bong and weed though.
I like Badges! I like trophies! I like winning! I like winners! If we have a system where members can earn something then great. I like it!

What I don't like is whining. No whining & crying!
I'm married but If I write a Leave It To Beaver story it sure ain't gonna be about Beaver Cleaver.
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I am proud to say I am a greenfoot .... I gave up my vehicle about 4 years ago.

Reduced my carbon footprint.

The earth can use a LOT more greenfeet .... and if you live in a city where there is transit ... try it ... you might be surprised with the extra walking that you feel better and get a little bit healthy!!


Carbon footprint? Yikes! Between my wife and I: 2 SUVs, 1 car, 1 Jeep, 1 truck, plus 2 motorcycles. But we can't drive more than 2 at a time.
Sprite I haven't seen Oz but I did enjoy you rating & reviewing it. I see a lot of 'Family' movies in my future. Ouch! But I do like cartoons!

My wife & I have to spring for hot buttered popcorn at the theater. But we often sneak in cold beer and candy bars. I am such a criminal.

Tickets at least $30, less if we hit the matinee. Popcorn is another $5-7.00, Cokes will more than double that.
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what about kayaking out?


Kayaking, canoeing, surfing, sailing, submarining and even parasailing to meet troop ships is acceptable.
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Don't forget these standard bearers, either.

Schlong
Weiner
Rod
Fuckstick
Johnson
Shaft
Prick
Unit
Stiffy
Dong
Boner
Manroot
Cumspitter
Throbber
PulsatingPissSnake
Mantool
PussySplitter
Erection
DiamondCutter
Pecker

When in doubt....make one up.


WMM you forgot tallywhacker!
Maybe she has cat vision. She can see but you can't. Have you ever thought about that? I thought not.

What's cool is to do some reflective body paints and then leave on one ultraviolet light. That is one fun eerie scene for some sex and very entertaining!
Anything less than swimming out to meet troop ships is okay.
What are we going to have a sperm race? Maybe sperm race teams? Please don't tell me we have to get sponsors and dress our spermies up like NASCAR drivers.
What about your guys catching you? I've done that walked in on her (more than one her in my past.)
"I have a hard on! I have a hard on! I have a hard on! I have a hard on! I have a hard on!..."
I am sure that the defense and the prosecutor will each have their own professional 'testify to whatever for whoever is paying' quack psych expert counter each other's opinion. Always a wash for me.
A man's junk? What? Do you mean there is a picture of an old pick-up truck up on blocks? What else could junk be? Maybe an old washing machine in the front yard?
I don't believe for one second that Jodi Arias was abused. She made that up out of desperation. She is a vindictive premeditated murderer. I almost always oppose the death penalty but in her case I would vote for it if I were on the jury.
Just ask the guy out. In my life most of my dates came from the girl asking me out. It doesn't matter who is doing the asking/inviting.
Right here in Georgia. Summers are hot and extremely humid. You can fuck yourself into dehydration here in the hot months if you're not in air conditioning.
If I only had more time I would join StoriesSpace. Sometimes I go over and read a story by my Lush friends. Unfortunately it is all I can do to keep up here on Lush.
Lushstories and StoriesSpace are fantastic sites.
Travis Alexander is only guilty of poor decisions. He should have stood firm when he broke up with Jodi Arias and not let her seduce him into sex again. But what guy hasn't made that mistake, sex with a sexually aggressive ex. Unfortunately he paid with his life. It would be only fitting for her to pay the same price for her premeditated murder.
I don't like ice used on myself but have used it on lovers who themselves enjoyed it.
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Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.


Haven't you ever heard of a butt baby?

The ancient Egyptians shaved their entire body. It prevented body lice and they thought it promoted cleanliness. They lasted for awhile I guess.

I'd rather go down on a smoothie or a tiny neat trimmer, than to have to put on a pith helmet and safari gear just to perform cunnilingus.
No jungle bush rain forests for me. Talk about healthy, what critters might be hiding out in one of those thickets?
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I don't believe it has been made publicly available. Sorry.


I say we start an online petition to see Clum's Buddhist Harlem Shake video!

We want the video! We want the video! We want the video! We want the video! We want the video! We want the video!
I am circumcised and glad I am. I don't believe that loss of sensitivity stuff.

The vast majority of men in the USA born after WWII are circumcised. If I have male children I will have them circumcised but it will not be done by a machine, only the skilled hands of a surgeon.

On the other hand that decision is your and yours only. Your girlfriend should not be pressuring you to do that. That is no different than you pressuring her to get a boob job or to have her labia reduced. If she is wanting to control you that way then maybe you should get a new girlfriend.