Its best to have some self control and civility. Use some common sense, speak when it is necessary or keep silent. People that just open their mouths and blurt out 'what they think' all their time are just rude self absorbed narcissistic brainless assholes.
Tie your ass to a fucking machine then go to the football game.
I sure ain't going to show my face or give out my real name. That would be a career killer.
Be realistic!
I sure ain't going to show my face or give out my real name. That would be a career killer.
Be realistic!
Figging came up over dinner with a group of friends the other night. Seems everyone was doing it and I was accused of being an 'old fashioned fuddy duddy." Really? So anyhow, my wife wants to do it. I guess we're going to do some figging.
After one's firsrt figging, do you get a t-shirt with big bold letters that says "OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE FIGGING CLUB"
Kind of long, but not too long, and painted. I like her toenails painted also.
A beard trimmer and electric razor just for the nether regions. Sometimes I go for the bodywax. Occasionally my wife enjoys manscaping me which always leads to other things.
Tonight was my turn to cook: Chicken Marsala on angel hair pasta, broccoli, carrots & red peppers cooked in a wok, yeast rolls, and chardonnay. We ate by candlelight with Dean Martin music playing in the background.
I do better on Lush using an older Mac with Firefox. My newest Mac kicks me out completely. But even on my older one the site has been super slow lately and sometimes Lush bogs down until I just have to quit. I also have an new Android with Explorer but its slower than my old Mac. I love my time on Lush and with outside pressures cutting my time down and tech problems its a real drag. Aaaaargh!
I love my wife in sexy thigh stockings. I especially love those that fit high up toward the crotch. The entire outfit with garter and those suspender thingies. yea that's very hot! I love it when my wife is waiting for me when I get in late from work and she's on the sofa posed sexy in nothing but a pair of stockings. Everything else can be put on hold.
Buz: There are some conspiracy theorist that are freaked out that when you say BUZ backwards you get ZUB.
I'm really sorry but Elvis is dead.gKdP8BFZeEH7B0ZJ
I definitely advise regular check ups with the doctor. Don't wait until you are peeing bullets. Maybe use BeenVerified and other sources to check out your new casual hook ups so you don't get stuck with a serial killer or psycho stalker.
Sprite is a genius! She's gorgeous & sexy! She's also very funny! I voted for her as a write-in candidate for President!
ABSOLUTELY! In fact I want a t-shirt that reads TRUE PUSSY EATER in large bold type.
Usually I wouldn't do that. But if I were on a date with Sprite I would. haha
I'd order the hot dog souffle, buttery grits, and a side of fried green tomatoes & fried pickles, and cracklin' cornbread. That would go nice with a muscadine wine.
So evidently its just people dressing like they are going to Dragoncon. I get enough of that when Dragoncon is in town.
I went out with a couple of prudes before. What a waste of time.
