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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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My wife and I got all dressed up to attend the symphony, We planned to go out to eat before the concert, then realized we didn't have reservations. She thought I was making them and I thought she was. We ended up going to a barbecue restaurant instead. Needless to say we were the only thing dressed up there. I had pulled barbecue pork swimming in hot sauce, sweet slaw, Brunswick stew, pickles, chips, loaf bread and sweet tea. It was delicious!
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Quote by Jay24
hair i love playing in woman hair, i also have a big foot fetish, ive heard about a smoking fetish
It's not my fetish but I did see a woman put on a stage show in New Orleans where she smoked a cigar and cigarettes with her cunt. I think I left before she whipped out a blunt. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't give shotguns!
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Hell he's not going to be dominant. Just go ahead and bring some well hung guys home and make him watch you getting ravished.
I bet WellMadeMale and Magical'Felix are available if you offer them cold beer. You might even get Dudealicious to come over if you have a sports car.
I bet WellMadeMale and Magical'Felix are available if you offer them cold beer. You might even get Dudealicious to come over if you have a sports car.
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It really does not matter to me as long as I do not have fight through a forest to get to the good parts. If you guys really want to be Deep Throated you better keep it trim.
Aw c'mon, wouldn't you rather have the fun of diving in with a pith helmet and a machete? Kind of a sex safari!
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Vinny has a big penis and Pauly D has a Prince Albert piercing
The Bell Curve (Harvard University) study on intelligence linked large penis size to less intelligence and higher intelligence to smaller penis size.
Let me add that I am not really very smart. Not smart at all. Obviously the characters on Jersey Shore are not gifted in the area of intelligence.
PS. If Reality TV is real then why are so many script writers listed in the credits?
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I was at the Braves-Cardinals game last night and witnessed the most momentous blunder I have ever seen by umpires. Most likely the Braves were going to lose the game but to lose it after the umpires made one of the greatest errors in baseball history will forever cheapen this 1 game play-off. This game will be forever tainted. A tainted loss for the Braves and a tainted victory for the Cardinals all because the umpires didn't follow the actual rules of baseball. A second major blunder when the home plate umpire did not overrule the erroneous 'infield fly rule' call. One would think that the league had actually borrowed the replacement refs that were used earlier by the National Football League.
Many fans responded in a really bad manner throwing things onto the field and causing a 2o minute delay. But the when the umpires dish out shit they cause a shit response. A black eye for the National League.
All of this does not excuse the Braves horrible fielding in that game. They didn't take care of business when they had the chance.
Good morning all! Have some hot coffee and a hot breakfast, it's Saturday!
Many fans responded in a really bad manner throwing things onto the field and causing a 2o minute delay. But the when the umpires dish out shit they cause a shit response. A black eye for the National League.
All of this does not excuse the Braves horrible fielding in that game. They didn't take care of business when they had the chance.
Good morning all! Have some hot coffee and a hot breakfast, it's Saturday!
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I have never tried to convince a girl to do anal. They have always asked for it. I have always thought it was the women who preferred it the most. My first choice is always vaginal intercourse. The ass is often too tight, you have to use a ton of lube. But my wife likes it sometimes and I like to keep her happy.