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Buz
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Straight Male, 39
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It must be female ass! Tight sexy buns! Most of all she must want it!
Having said that. My wife loves it, she's usually the one that asks for it in the ass. Like Dancing_Doll said the sex reaches a new level of dirty when you do that, dirty talking, steamy raunchy nasty sweaty, scream out loud and wake the neighbors, collapse the bed kind of sex!
Anal using a sex swing! Oh yea! Lube that baby up!
Having said that. My wife loves it, she's usually the one that asks for it in the ass. Like Dancing_Doll said the sex reaches a new level of dirty when you do that, dirty talking, steamy raunchy nasty sweaty, scream out loud and wake the neighbors, collapse the bed kind of sex!
Anal using a sex swing! Oh yea! Lube that baby up!
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The older a man gets the more wealth he usually accumulates. Let's face it some women find that attractive. They desire a man that can meet their financial needs and make them feel secure. A sugardaddy if you will.
I've seen it often. A pudgy balding middle age guy, large nose, beer belly, very expensive suit, sports car, and a gorgeous young twenty-something babe on his arm.
I've seen it often. A pudgy balding middle age guy, large nose, beer belly, very expensive suit, sports car, and a gorgeous young twenty-something babe on his arm.
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Quote by DirtyMartini
I would have to say "no" to this one...your comment about it being somewhat archaic I think is accurate...
I might consider using it in my next lesbian pirate story though...
I was kidnapped by lesbian pirates and strangely enough they used the word 'whilst. In fact they used that word whilst they demonstrated on me that they were not 100% lesbian, but only after they made me watch whilst they did enjoy some lesbian pleasures. I'm still traumatized!
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There are several things that can factor in such as whether or not I have just finished lifting weights, finished a run, alcohol consumption, how many times we've already had sex in the last few hours, etc. Usually though around 10 minutes but give or take according to recent activity.
Lifting weights can temporarily increase a man's testosterone level so having sex right after that is always a good idea.
Alcohol consumption can actually impair your ability to quickly get another erection after cumming.
Lifting weights can temporarily increase a man's testosterone level so having sex right after that is always a good idea.
Alcohol consumption can actually impair your ability to quickly get another erection after cumming.
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Quote by Ravyn
Yes only to the time frame in question as to the activities in which you described above, No
If you need or want to do all that while getting a blow job she is pretty bad at it. You should be either laying there or sitting there with your eyes rolling in the back of your head while she is using her talents on you not eating a damn sandwich and watching a show, Good Lord lol
We'll you can't fault a guy for trying...
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A loooonng loooooooong time. I'm thinking that the guy should be able to eat an entire Philly Cheese Steak sandwich, have a 6-pack of cold beer, enjoy a fine cigar and watch an entire episode of Swamp Men on TV all while receiving the blow job.
Do I have any seconds on that?
Do I have any seconds on that?
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Jeez guys, I'm starting to sweat under the pressure now.
It's funny how I'm extremely competitive in so many other areas of life, but something about writing that brings out the insecure little girl in me for some reason. That might be why I've avoided the contests until now. Shhh...
Ash! You naughty girl! The idea of you all sweaty got me excited. hmmm.. Maybe I'm the naughty one? ha
Anyhow I'm thinking naughty thoughts and looking forward to your story!
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I watch a lot of sports, ESPN. Atlanta Braves games (if I'm not actually there), Football.
I also like:
Burn Notice
The Walking Dead
Psych
CSI New York
Harry's law
Damages
Spartacus
The History Channel:
Swamp People
Mountain Men
(anything about actual history)
National Geographic Channel:
Animal Planet Channel
The Military Channel
Documenteries on historic battles
CMT:
Music videos
Old TV shows I like:
Boston Legal
Lost
Seinfeld
Cheers
The Unit
Band of Brothers (miniseries)
Lonesome Dove (miniseries)
The worst channel on television is MTV. A complete waste and a disgrace to human culture!
I also like:
Burn Notice
The Walking Dead
Psych
CSI New York
Harry's law
Damages
Spartacus
The History Channel:
Swamp People
Mountain Men
(anything about actual history)
National Geographic Channel:
Animal Planet Channel
The Military Channel
Documenteries on historic battles
CMT:
Music videos
Old TV shows I like:
Boston Legal
Lost
Seinfeld
Cheers
The Unit
Band of Brothers (miniseries)
Lonesome Dove (miniseries)
The worst channel on television is MTV. A complete waste and a disgrace to human culture!
The Linebacker
My granddad has a large farm at the bottom of a totally forested mountain. He has several orchards on his farm. He has peach trees, apple trees, pear trees, cherry trees, pecan trees, walnut trees, and fig trees. It is really awesome to ride his horses around the farm but you have to watch out for the low hanging limbs on the trees. The oak trees in his yard are well over 100 years old and huge. I want a yard full of trees someday.
I really hate that way too many trees get cut down to build big box stores with huge asphalt parking lots by developers and the government building their enormous one story facilities. I am glad that Atlanta has a very strict tree ordinance, which almost always places Atlanta on the list for best tree cities in America.
Atlanta...
I really hate that way too many trees get cut down to build big box stores with huge asphalt parking lots by developers and the government building their enormous one story facilities. I am glad that Atlanta has a very strict tree ordinance, which almost always places Atlanta on the list for best tree cities in America.
Atlanta...
