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Rumpy it's hard to imagine that you LSU guys were not already drunk when you arrived at the theater. You know, keeping up that LSU image. Being a UGA guy myself, they usually patted us down for booze at the ticket window!

How often did you and your buddies hit New Orleans for the weekend? I've enjoyed some great parties there!

Time for some coffee...


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I like to make people feel all warm and wet. I mean warm and fuzzy.2klsHUmk1QZqXJb7


ChefK you make me feel warm and fuzzy, especially fuzzy!!!!
I think DirtyMartini has already been drafted to be a greeter!

Squirting doesn't really get me going. I'd rather not get hit in the eye with it, if you know what I mean. But I guess it is interesting. I just wouldn't want to deal with that on a regular basis.
If it's a frat style multi-guy tag team thing it can go and go...until she says that she's had enough or has to have a beer break.
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This is unfortunately true. A couple of my best works, one of the an Editors Choice were hit with two's and three's by someone who, despite hating my story, we're unable to explain why. I think it goes with the territory. What bothers me is by low balling a good story it drops away and many readers will end up missing a potentially good story.


That's a great point Milik. When that happens we all lose!
We've all been hit by the cowardly low vote troll that is too chicken shit to reveal their identity. I've gotten a 1, and several 3s often, myself. If they didn't message me or leave a comment as to why, I take it as proof that they are jealous because their own abilities are so inadequate.

If you have received one of these random acts of juvenile vandalism, just rack it up to the fact that you are actually one of the quality writers on Lush. Wear it as an badge of honor. (Honour for my dear British, Australian and Canadian friends.)

Inferior people despise superior people! They always want what someone else has but are unwilling or incapable to do the work to earn it for themselves.

PS. I love that Al Pacino speech too. Thanks Mazza!
If you have posed the question on this Forum then you obviously really want to.

Greek is always good. Pucker up!
She is super hot and a super sweetheart and one of the most loved members on all of Lush!
I have got to know many authors so I read stories by people that I know write good ones. A well thought out title helps catch my eye. An interesting and intelligent teaser sentence that sounds interesting. If they are older stories the number of votes/comments and a good score get my attention. The genre is huge!
With a taser! A high voltage shock does wonders in adjusting their attitude.

Dragging them behind your cars works well too!
Where was the craziest place u had sex in?

The asylum
Mass amounts amounts of chicken manure (shit) spread as fertilizer on vegetable fields, hay fields, and yards not only stinks really bad, but is a major pollutant. It washes off into creeks and rivers when it rains and eventually into the ocean. Plus it seeps down into the water table. So can you imagine how much chicken shit you consume in your water and fish.
Some people are so narcissistic that they speak their mind or say what they think regardless of other people's feelings. Sometimes these know it all blabber mouth's just have no respect or regard for other people and think so highly of themselves that they cannot temper their mouth. Unfortunately for them, what they think is an intelligent statement usually just shows their ignorance.
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
— Theodore Roosevelt
More poultry is produced in north Georgia than anywhere else in the world. That industry employs huge numbers of people here. The rendering plants are really stinky. You often pass these huge poultry farms with a dozen or more enormous chicken houses. I have shoveled chicken shit 2 feet deep out of chicken houses when I was a teen. Not a fun weekend or summer job. The chickens are pumped full of anti-biotics. They live by the thousands in huge breeder houses (that doesn't bother me, the houses are heated & air conditioned.) At least they don't keep the chickens in cages here, except to temporarily take them to the rendering plants. There is good and bad to them being full of anti-biotics. At least the chicken meat will not contain disease but how do all of those anti-biotics effect people who eat that meat? I still eat it.

The vegetables you buy in the grocery store are genetically altered, spayed with insecticides, and fertilized with nitrogen. Corn fertilizer and insecticide in the American mid-west in the Mississippi Valley is so bad that it does much more damage polluting the Gulf of Mexico than the BP oil spill did. Furthermore all kinds of preservative addatives are added to vegetables in canning, before freezing, etc.

As for as organic vegetables. How do you know they are truly organic unless you either grew them yourself or knew who did? Secondly, organic vegetables contain much more bacteria on their surface than mass grown treated vegetables.

One major problem with organic vegetables is that they cannot be grown in sufficient quantity to feed the masses.

If you eat organic vegetables please take much more care to wash them thoroughly. (I also eat organic vegetables as much as possible)

I do love to visit my granddad at his farm. He loads me up on vegetables and fruit that he grows himself. He does raise free-range chickens and cows. But they are more like pets. Occasionally he'll fry up a chicken but he wouldn't part with one of those cows for anything. He rents out his bull for breeding. Lucky bull.
Yes! On a bull on my granddad's farm that was mooing happily and swishing his tail when they opened the gate to the pasture with the cows.

moooooooo moooooooooooo
It's a pseudo-scientific fact that all women are crazy for it and crave it beyond all control.

Now that you know this be honest and admit that it is driving you nuts right now wanting it!
Motorcycling with my shirt off, skinny-dipping in the river with my honey & friends, white water river canoeing, slow rafting down the Chattahoochee River with a lot of cold beer, evenings in The Ted (Go Braves!), outdoor concerts, camping in the mountains, surfing vacation at the beach, grilling out, golfing, running before the sun comes up in the morning, and most of all nearly endless water skiing on the lake!
I've tried to be complex but that just gives me a headache.


WMM have you ever thrown yourself a knuckleball and got beaned in the nuts. Damn! That hurts!
It doesn't count unless you get the stamp on your ass like a passport.
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I've probably posted here before but I'll post again. I doubt many women shaves her pussy for a guy. That's not to say that a a guy in a long term relationship wouldn't ask his gf to shave her's. And she might would do it. That's what lovers do. But most women do it because they want too.

Also, the way the question is worded sounds like women only shave their pussies for men. Implying that lesbians don't have bare pussies. According the the pics on Lush, there are lots of lesbians with bald eagles.


In fact I've ridden with the lesbian Bald Eagles motorcycle gang before.
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Didn't you hear what that dude said... It's rounders and it's only played by girls... But we are the dumb Americans calling football soccer. Even though they do the same thing with baseball...


I love my tackle football more than anything but I do respect the hell out of soccer, as we call it here. They have awesome athletes. But I'd say cricket with those bright white uniforms. no dirt or grass stains whatsoever, now maybe that's for little girls. Of course maybe little girls kick men's asses over there not saying that they do or anything but you know, I don't know that they don't! I bet they even sip tea during cricket matches.

Damn I need to get a fresh chew of tobacco and jug of 'shine.



LadyX said, "I thought rounders were poker players."

Me too!
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How do you expect them to pinpoint which guy said it? Or pick and choose exactly who joined in on the monkey chants? They can't.

Look... Go to a sporting event in America (sans rodeo) and yell out the word " " at a player and watch how fast you get beat the fuck up... And if not beat up, watch how fast the public shuts you down.

My rodeo joke just made me think that maybe the public for certain clubs don't care. Easy enough. Black, hispanic, asian etc, players shouldn't play for the club... THEN we'll see who's laughing.


No one yells that word at rodeos either or at least any I have been to. You are right the vast majority of folks won't stand for some hateful moron doing some shit like that. I'd sure want to get in a punch if someone did.
Cricket sure as hell ain't baseball...

Hell those cricket dudes don't even chew tobacco!


We have a lot of people already getting mad at Forum posts so you can just imagine the feuds that would occur with like and unlike buttons.

Maybe a BULLSHIT button though!
I've only had sex with one woman who did not do anal sex. She was kind of a church going prude, who after fucking like a nympho for a couple of days would then start feeling guilty about pre-marital sex. If she had not looked like a goddess I wouldn't have kept her around for as long as I did.

I'd say that actually most of the women my age I know love anal sex and are aggressive about getting it given to them. I know one girl that complained to our group over drinks that her husband doesn't like to give her anal enough as she'd like. I was quite amused but didn't say anything.
Don't y'all think flashing shows a double-standard?

A woman flashing a man never gets turned in to police but a man flashing a woman and there's soon a police all-points-bulletin and the SWAT team out in force to arrest him.

Why is that?
There was a TV episode on 1000 Ways To Die, which dramatically documents actual bizarre ways that people have died or been killed, about a woman who got an infection from using a cucumber as a dildo and died in just a few days.