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Quote by 1curiouscat


Next sunday at 3 pm eastern time, there will be BRASIL vs MEXICO.
Biggest test of year for the Brasilian national team.

The game will be in Dallas. Will be a great match!


Brasil vs Mexico in Dallas? It sounds like a great match. But Dallas? They should come to Atlanta, then I could go.

Of course you know I'd get frustrated and yell, "knock his head off!"

A long time ago Atlanta had a soccer team called the Atlanta Chiefs that was the North American Champions. Actually before my time, I just remember reading about them.
They've tried to get a pro team going again without much success. In fact every time we get a hockey team, the Canadians steal them. It's probably a plot that Dudealicious is behind! That Canadian!

BRASIL vs MEXICO? hmmm I better be neutral because I have too many friends that might get mad at me for picking a side in that one.
I tried to play soccer once but I couldn't think without a helmet on and kept tackling everyone.

Actually the soccer team at my high school was pretty good and we'd always have a good crowd of football/baseball types like myself there to cheer our soccer friends on. They especially liked us cheering them on because we were so loud, rowdy and heckled the opponents.
Quote by Dudealicious


What would that be in Canada then? A lawyer?


I think an attorney or barrister would be a moose jockey in Canada.
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THE NAME CALLING ON HERE TODAY HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.

Please show some common decency and cut it out!

This thread should be locked down!
I think my readers open a beer, light up a doobie, get naked, put on a party hat, get crazy and then go bang some friends in a wild ferocious fun orgy!
If they'll make me a famous movie star making $20,000,000 per film, I'll be as naked as the day I was born. I'll shake my booty and ding-dong all over the place!
I think Dudealicious and I both share a disdain for rude bullies. I despise bullying in fact! I take it very seriously!

PA did not deserve that comment at all. Empire555 should apologize!
Quote by Empire555
The search function is amazing! I searched bitch.... And Personal Assistant appeared.



Quite frankly real men don't attack and pick on women while hidden behind a keyboard!

Your rude comment was totally uncalled for, very immature, and especially unmanly!
I think the FBI is reading my stories and following me around or is it Gav's kid?


When you are in a car with a guy buddy and he farts, you roll down the window, cuss him, accuse him of eating something rotten, tell him he needs intestinal surgery and hang your head out the window for fresh air. He not only is NOT insulted, he laughs!

When you are in the car when a woman farts, you pretend you didn't hear it, leave the window up, suffer with tears building in your eyes as you choke and have to endure the smell pretending nothing happened!

Until you get married!!!! Then you roll down the window, cough, and hang your head out the window for fresh air. She crosses her arms angrily and says. "It wasn't THAT bad!"



If it happens during sex you just keep on keeping on!!!!
Damn it is a toss up between country music and rock music. I love other kinds of music also, blues, classical, and jazz.

Country and rock are an equal split depending upon my mood that day.
My granddad always says:

Grow older, grow more mature, grow fatter, grow grayer, grow wiser, grow richer, grow more professional, but don't grow up. Let that kid down inside of you out just enough to make friends and enjoy life.
Quote by Kimasa
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her snatch
And squirted all over the ceiling


Kimasa didn't we make a voyage on the same pirate ship last year? Aaaaaargh! Great limerick!
Shouldn't a sports bra have the logo of your favorite team printed on it?

Actually 2 sports teams, one on the left and one on the right. You could get your favorite football and baseball team on there that way.

Okay...just a little diversion. Back on subject....

Personally I like the no bra look usually!
I have a helluva 'pussy spankin' paddle!' It's my tongue!!!!!!!
Quote by sprite
for the record, i wear heels. not like sensible heels. HEELS. it's partly cause i like the way they make me look - like DD says, they give you a nicer ass and nicer legs, but also, i'm short and there's a practicality involved too smile


Yummy!!!!
I like to wear 'fuck me' motorcycle boots! The chicks just melt over those things, especially when I get some road tar on them! Not to mention my 'fuck me' cowboy boots which are really chick magnets after I've walked through the pasture and kicked around in some..well you know. Put some shiny spurs on those boots and all the BDSM chicks get in the mood big time!
There is a girl that is good friends with my wife and I that worked as a stripper and escort to pay for her way through college. She was like our most extreme wild friend. During the summers she'd go to Miami and work, coming back with enough cash to pay her college and living expenses for several months. She is now an attorney and married to an attorney. (Attorney = barrister for you Brits.)
Corsets are just fine. It's usually the rest of the sexy lingerie that goes with the corset that is the hottest.

My wife has a titless corset. I don't know what you call it, but it is open so her tits are completely exposed and the corset just cups them from underneath. That combined with matching thigh stockings, garter, and crotchless panties makes one fun outfit! Ooooh, I forgot to mention also these little matching sheer frilly fingerless gloves that go with that.
I'd prefer not to need a RangeRover, pith helmet and machete to go in. So at least thinning the jungle out is preferred.

Sexy designed trim jobs or bare is just fine with me. I tend to enjoy little trim jobs the best, just enough to visually accentuate the target! Sometimes just a tad to tickle the nose is nice!
Religious or "church" people actually tend to be among the most educated, mostly college graduates, at least in the region where I live. In fact in the USA, church attenders are mostly in the higher income brackets. Different denominations have totally different outlooks and levels of sexual acceptance. Not far from me are Baptist churches with gay pastors, gay & lesbian deacons/deaconesses. There are different levels of acceptance of all things sexual among the different religions.

If someone thinks it is important to remain a virgin until marriage it is their business and they deserve respect. They obviously have strong will power and discipline.

Furthermore, being bigoted against people who are religious is just that, BIGOTRY!

Bigotry is a sign of ignorance!
Story titles attract readers. Sometimes the raunchiest title brings in many more readers. Just make the title appropriate to the content, use your imagination and be creative.
I hate it when girls just talk to my penis. I mean, I am a lot more than just a penis.

What is really scary though, is when my penis starts talking back to them and quoting Friedrich Nietzsche.



"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Quote by Magical_felix
Weaklings


Did you grill or fry those? They go great with chitlins, mountain oysters and turnip greens. And if that don't make your taste buds dance have 'em with fried pickles.
Damn! Coco that is some serious 'Fuck Me!" hair! I just want to grab it with both bands. Also I'd love to bite that cute sexy as of hers. grrrrrr!

I can picture what she'd look like bouncing on one's lap making that hair bounce! Yum!
"Fuck me" shoes! I love 'em!

I love those high heeled wedges. Those things look so hot on a sexy pair of woman's legs while she is wearing a very short slinky backless sundress.

You wear that and the guys will be giving you 'saber trouser' salutes all day long.
At the lake...grilled hamburgers, hot dogs, with sweet slaw, potato salad and all the fixins.
I've been in both MFM and FMF threesomes, they are super hot!

You can keep a girl going a really long time in an MFM, double team her front & back for awhile then let up and start tag teaming her until she is fucked out and trying to count up her orgasms. Unfortunately for us guys we can't go and go like a woman. But still and FMF is fantastic, especially when you get a girl-girl show while waiting to recharge.