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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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I am so very glad that I was circumcised soon after birth. I recommend that you have your baby boys circumcised. Tthey will appreciate it when they grow up. They will also appreciate that they don't remember it being done.
Please make the doctor do it by hand even if it cost more. I wouldn't trust those machines, they occasionally do serious damage.
Please make the doctor do it by hand even if it cost more. I wouldn't trust those machines, they occasionally do serious damage.
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Quote by bat
This is what I'll be doing this week-end...lol Look'in 4 a Buzz down Atlanta way ....Have a GR8 Holiday;)
Going 2 the LOVE SHACK...
KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER >>>SUGAR ....
FOLK'S LINING UP JUST 2 GET DOWN !!! WHO'S IN??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????BANG...BANG ...BABY ;)
Did I see a Dirty Martini in there?
Bring your Juke-Box money 2...lol Who's with me ?
Hi Bat! That's right! The B-52's are from Athens, Georgia and like me they are UGA alumni. "Sugar Shack" was a really popular frat party dance song in Athens. You haven't danced until you're danced really drunk and wearing nothing but a toga (bedsheet) to the B-52's "Love Shack." Drunk toga dancing is totally hot. You try and keep that toga to stay on but after awhile naaaaaah, just let that thing slide right on off!
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You can change it from straight to curve, back to straight, or even make that thing twirl. You have to insert not 1 but 2 fingers in his anus and reach way in until you find this certain spot behind his scrotum and press on it. His cock will dance and twirl and do all kinds of stuff. Why don't you all explore that and report back?
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I very much enjoyed reading your post Sitting. That is very informative and helpful.
It is quite interesting about Scottish laws being different. I will try and read up on this more and follow what happens. The rights to the North Sea oil is obviously a really big deal.
You may be surprised at the differences in laws from state-to-state within the United States. For instance 17 states do not allow the death penalty, while it is a legal option in 33 states. Some states have a state income tax and others do not. Some states do not have sales tax, though most do. Some states charge their citizens much higher taxes than other states. Each state is in charge of their own education system, but they can get federal financial assistance. One state, Nebraska, only holds non-partisan elections (no political parties are allowed for any state office.) States may have to negotiate and hash out their legal differences before they will extradite a criminal between states, though this has improved tremendously in more recent times. States are constantly taking each other to court over water rights, especially where rivers flow from one state to another. Some states allow gay marriage or union and some do not. We even have some states that talk about possibly breaking up into 2 smaller states because one half of the state is so politically different from the other half. It's all hard to keep up with. We did have a war between the states once and a million Americans died in that one. Evidently they burned my home city to the ground in that one. You may have seen the movie, Gone With the Wind.
It is quite interesting about Scottish laws being different. I will try and read up on this more and follow what happens. The rights to the North Sea oil is obviously a really big deal.
You may be surprised at the differences in laws from state-to-state within the United States. For instance 17 states do not allow the death penalty, while it is a legal option in 33 states. Some states have a state income tax and others do not. Some states do not have sales tax, though most do. Some states charge their citizens much higher taxes than other states. Each state is in charge of their own education system, but they can get federal financial assistance. One state, Nebraska, only holds non-partisan elections (no political parties are allowed for any state office.) States may have to negotiate and hash out their legal differences before they will extradite a criminal between states, though this has improved tremendously in more recent times. States are constantly taking each other to court over water rights, especially where rivers flow from one state to another. Some states allow gay marriage or union and some do not. We even have some states that talk about possibly breaking up into 2 smaller states because one half of the state is so politically different from the other half. It's all hard to keep up with. We did have a war between the states once and a million Americans died in that one. Evidently they burned my home city to the ground in that one. You may have seen the movie, Gone With the Wind.
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You must ask yourself how this 'back up guy' feels. How badly are you toying with his heart? That is if he has those kind of feelings for you. If he is just a friend then don't worry about that.
Another thing you might consider, though chances are probably low, but what if 'back up guy' is a bit psycho and starts to stalk you? I've had a stalker and that is a bad situation.
In my single days I was guilty of stringing along a 'back up girl' before. In retrospect I wish I had not done that.
Another thing you might consider, though chances are probably low, but what if 'back up guy' is a bit psycho and starts to stalk you? I've had a stalker and that is a bad situation.
In my single days I was guilty of stringing along a 'back up girl' before. In retrospect I wish I had not done that.
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That she laughs hysterically at my antics.
That we have a lot of fun pulling silly pranks on each other.
That we seem to anticipate each other's moves.
That we can read each other's moods and expressions so well.
That she loves to write 'I love you' in lipstick on my side of the bathroom mirror often. (or actually has written it on me while I was asleep!)
That we have a lot of fun pulling silly pranks on each other.
That we seem to anticipate each other's moves.
That we can read each other's moods and expressions so well.
That she loves to write 'I love you' in lipstick on my side of the bathroom mirror often. (or actually has written it on me while I was asleep!)
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Back in the days when only the missionary position was allowed and women were supposed to not enjoy it..maybe being a virgin was okay.
There are way too many questions that need to be answered before getting married.
Does she like to ride you like a saddle from the cowgirl position? The most important question!
Does she like for you to slap her ass and pull her hair?
When scratching your back will she stop before you need stitches?
Does she bite?
Does she talk you into letting her put a vibrator up your asshole?
Does she love anal even more than you do?
Does she know even more positions than you do?
Does she give long sloppy wet blow jobs that make your entire body shiver?
Does she demand that you lick her to an orgasm?
When she achieves that orgasm do her thighs nearly wrench your head off if you don't get out of the way in time?
Will she sext you while you are at your desk at work?
Does she make enough noise during sex that the neighbors 2 blocks down complain?
Will she rub watermelon over your entire body and lick it off?
Does she wear sexy thigh stockings in bed?
Does she flash you in public?
Will she give you a blow job while you drive the car?
Does she laugh and think it is funny as hell when you find out someone has just watched you having sex outside during the day?
All of those questions need to be answered with a YES before you get married.
There are way too many questions that need to be answered before getting married.
Does she like to ride you like a saddle from the cowgirl position? The most important question!
Does she like for you to slap her ass and pull her hair?
When scratching your back will she stop before you need stitches?
Does she bite?
Does she talk you into letting her put a vibrator up your asshole?
Does she love anal even more than you do?
Does she know even more positions than you do?
Does she give long sloppy wet blow jobs that make your entire body shiver?
Does she demand that you lick her to an orgasm?
When she achieves that orgasm do her thighs nearly wrench your head off if you don't get out of the way in time?
Will she sext you while you are at your desk at work?
Does she make enough noise during sex that the neighbors 2 blocks down complain?
Will she rub watermelon over your entire body and lick it off?
Does she wear sexy thigh stockings in bed?
Does she flash you in public?
Will she give you a blow job while you drive the car?
Does she laugh and think it is funny as hell when you find out someone has just watched you having sex outside during the day?
All of those questions need to be answered with a YES before you get married.
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The Lounge/Pub/Think Tank are discussion Forums for mature adults to discuss adult subjects as adults whether serious or not. Parenting and the treatment of children are mature subject matters. Any suggestion that the above topic is not appropriate seems rather ludicrous. The responsible care, raising and discipline of children and even schooling of kids has already been discussed on these Forums many times in the past. This thread is not without established precedent. So please grow up.
About the video:
Normally I take a Libertarian stand on most issues and feel that most government involvement is unwarranted intrusion. However, it is very difficult to argue that parents like the ones in this video should be able to raise children without some kind of societal supervision.
A friend of mine suggested that anyone should have to be tested and receive a license from the state in order to have children. Sadly to say the example of the parents in the above video could easily be used to bolster that case.
About the video:
Normally I take a Libertarian stand on most issues and feel that most government involvement is unwarranted intrusion. However, it is very difficult to argue that parents like the ones in this video should be able to raise children without some kind of societal supervision.
A friend of mine suggested that anyone should have to be tested and receive a license from the state in order to have children. Sadly to say the example of the parents in the above video could easily be used to bolster that case.
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Quote by Mazza
When you click on a story to open and read it, it opens in a new page - meaning that essentially, any story which you can click, on any page, whether it's the Lush Home page, or the author's page is just a link that leads to the actual story itself.
So, you could have the same link on each of the author's pages and would lead to the same story, not two different versions?
So, the scores and votes would be correct....
(that made sense in my head when I wrote it...)
That is a very good idea. Gav would be the one to tell us if he can pull that off.
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I simply like Macs netter because they are easier to use, require much less trouble shooting, crash much less, hardly ever freeze up, and are just much more reliable.
I came to this conclusion after having owned both Macs and PCs for years, since I was a kid.
Mac is just better.
As for computer viruses those things don't just evolve. Some criminal prick has to create those. Whatever you use Mac or PC, stay current with your anti-virus and spyware software.
PS. The company I work for recently went nearly all Mac. It was a financial decision based on the extra hours and non-productive downtime we constantly had to deal with using PCs. Employee moral is way up. We are not a small company.
I came to this conclusion after having owned both Macs and PCs for years, since I was a kid.
Mac is just better.
As for computer viruses those things don't just evolve. Some criminal prick has to create those. Whatever you use Mac or PC, stay current with your anti-virus and spyware software.
PS. The company I work for recently went nearly all Mac. It was a financial decision based on the extra hours and non-productive downtime we constantly had to deal with using PCs. Employee moral is way up. We are not a small company.
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Quote by sprite
Buz - i love you to pieces, but i really just have to make this comment,and please don't take it personally. *clears throat* Spoken like a man who has never had to make that choice and live with the consequences.
just something to think about.
I would think about it. I'd put a great deal of thought into it. My wife wants to have a lot of children and yes, I think about it. It should be the most serious kind of decision anyone makes.
Unfortunately the people in this news story must not be putting much thought into it. I can't understand why someone would allow themselves to get pregnant by a guy who only makes minimum wage, and with the amount he actually gets to keep it would be obvious that he can't support a child. He doesn't think or care and obviously the mother's didn't think or care until they reaped the consequences. It is all very sad because the children will pay the most serious price in all this.
I am absolutely sure that a woman's decision to have an abortion is an agonizing one.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
This guy is a living, breathing example of all that is correct and decent...with the Religious Right's campaign to end Planned Parenthood and abortion! All that's needed now is some good old fashioned Republican charity/donation/adoption going on.
Hallelujah Jeebus!
Step up to the plate, Southern Republicans and put your money where your mouf is.
Hey that's Al Gore's state...let Al take care of those kids. He could put them to work carrying ice machines to the north pole. Or they could wax one of his limousines or jet planes.
Abortion is legal in Tennessee. If those stupid women that keep getting impregnated by this man want to keep having his babies they do have a choice.
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Good morning Rump and gang! A big ole Howdy! to all of you in Lushland and hanging out on Rump's block!
I got to fly in a open cock-pit vintage bi-plane yesterday afternoon. It was awesome! AWESOME! The pilot did loops and rollovers. I had to wear goggles, one of those tight leather head caps and a jacket because it's cold up there.
The plane was a lot like this but in all yellow.
I got to fly in a open cock-pit vintage bi-plane yesterday afternoon. It was awesome! AWESOME! The pilot did loops and rollovers. I had to wear goggles, one of those tight leather head caps and a jacket because it's cold up there.
The plane was a lot like this but in all yellow.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
You know what I've found to be rather interesting over the last 30 years of observing people in those kinds of meat market settings?
A lot of women (and men) tend to go 'after' or be attracted by the unique individuals. So if you stand out a bit in the crowd (and in your case...your crowd is a bunch of other much taller dudes) you are the focus of those people who are seeking unique, for however long.
And you have one chance to make a good 1st impression. If your tail is between your legs or you're feeling exceptionally self conscious or wall-flowerish...meh, some women might go for that vibe.
Most would probably tend to go for the confident, jovial/gregarious or perhaps the quiet/confident dude.
When I'm out n about, I don't limit myself to 'just' those particular women who I prefer. I scope everyone out. And the unique girls/women...tend to catch and hold my attention. Especially if I see their eyes smiling.
It is rumored that WMM is really a 'shape-shifter' and can change his body shape or height or whatever it takes to pick up chicks, get away from the cops, etc.huyiSGw3DLSg7Um6 .