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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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I guess Dude you could use that one armadillo as a model for a 'snowarmadillo.'
I learned all about Canada from that movie "Canadian Bacon" and watching Dudley Do-Right cartoons.
(okay I know you don't believe that! — but y'all keep stealing our hockey team, just when I almost have figured out the rules. Bye Bye Thrashers! To tell you the truth I wasn't around yet when y'all made off with the Flames. You do know they should at least change the names of the teams. The Flames were named for Atlanta rebirth after being burned to the ground in the War Between the States. The Thrashers, well, that is the state bird of Georgia.)
Oh well despite snatching our hockey teams away from us, y'all are welcome to come down and visit for The Master's and we'll make some nice hot grits for you.
....I still haven't figured out hockey. I do like any sport that requires a helmet and pads and players beat the hell out of each other though.
PS. Dudealicious, I know that the Canadians assaulted and took Juno Beach from the Nazis in the D-Day Invasion and that Canada gained independence from Britain on July 1, 1867, though y'all did stay in the Commonwealth. I guess that after 1783 the Brits learned that granting independence to colonies went much easier if done without having to fight a war.
Carry on neighbor!
I learned all about Canada from that movie "Canadian Bacon" and watching Dudley Do-Right cartoons.
(okay I know you don't believe that! — but y'all keep stealing our hockey team, just when I almost have figured out the rules. Bye Bye Thrashers! To tell you the truth I wasn't around yet when y'all made off with the Flames. You do know they should at least change the names of the teams. The Flames were named for Atlanta rebirth after being burned to the ground in the War Between the States. The Thrashers, well, that is the state bird of Georgia.)
Oh well despite snatching our hockey teams away from us, y'all are welcome to come down and visit for The Master's and we'll make some nice hot grits for you.
....I still haven't figured out hockey. I do like any sport that requires a helmet and pads and players beat the hell out of each other though.
PS. Dudealicious, I know that the Canadians assaulted and took Juno Beach from the Nazis in the D-Day Invasion and that Canada gained independence from Britain on July 1, 1867, though y'all did stay in the Commonwealth. I guess that after 1783 the Brits learned that granting independence to colonies went much easier if done without having to fight a war.
Carry on neighbor!
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I don't think Tiger is ready to win major again just yet.
And Dudealicious if it snows at Augusta national and a moose shows up, I'm blaming it on a Canadian conspiracy! Don't be trampling on our azaleas! We'll retaliate by letting armadillos loose in Ottowa!
Bubba Watson or Phil Mickelson!
And Dudealicious if it snows at Augusta national and a moose shows up, I'm blaming it on a Canadian conspiracy! Don't be trampling on our azaleas! We'll retaliate by letting armadillos loose in Ottowa!
Bubba Watson or Phil Mickelson!
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This may not count but, I once wore a dress, lipstick, high heels and a wig for a comedy skit my fraternity did in college. We used the guys that had the biggest muscles to play the chicks. That made the skit that much funnier. The dresses (which were like evening gowns, sleeveless, etc.), were supplied by our girlfriends. Our backs and shoulders were too big to get the dresses to zip all the way up, so we had to cut up shoestrings to stretch across the backs and use safety pins to attach them in the back. But I didn't wear panties underneath, just my usual boxer shorts.
My fraternity intramural flag football team wore panties on our heads for games before. We wore them like hats and we not only won the games too, we kicked ass!
My fraternity intramural flag football team wore panties on our heads for games before. We wore them like hats and we not only won the games too, we kicked ass!
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Oh... you DID sleep together... as in a SLEEPOVER
Put a little effort into it... Just because you shared a bed doesn't mean she's going to give it up so easily.
She did half the work to get you into her bed. Now wine & dine her.
If you don't put any effort into making her feel special before you guys go to sleep.... why should she make it any easier for you to get into her panties?
For example: Make her dinner (or get her favorite takeout if you don't cook) Draw her a bath. Set out towels and all kinds of bath crap nearly every girl has in their bathrooms (You can find bath sets at the drugstore or target/walmart). Set out a glass of wine w/a magazine, a book, or some puzzles. This lets her know you're taking an interest in her besides in the bedroom.
I'm totally with CG and PA... but I'm also not going to give it away freely without making you boys work a little for it.
So picketing the front of her apartment with a sign that say's "I'm Horny!" while wearing a male g-string is not a good idea?
....but so much damn fun!!!!!!
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When I played football I did try and hit my opponent as hard as I could. We loved to congratulate each other on "slobberknocker' hits that made a guy drool or vomit. But I don't remember any of us intentionally wanting to knock a guy out of the game. I remember a few times, some where an opponent was left in a very vulnerable position (leg twisted or in such a way that he could be injured) and I did my best to pull up or miss hitting him where it would actually injure him. And I have been at the receiving end of some brutal hits. In HS when I played flanker I was the receiver that always got called on to catch the ball over the middle and that was when I received the worst hits. I have been staggered where I could barely get to my feet and I vomited from hits a few times myself. Other than those times I caught TD passes, it was more fun playing linebacker on defense. I loved playing football! Loved it!
I never ever had a coach encourage us to hurt an opponent. They always told is that giving it all and hitting hard prevented injuries. From what I remember most injuries came late in the game when someone was getting very tired and not going all out. Often a fresh player off the bench did the deed, though it wasn't intentional.
I bet the suspensions and fines in the NFL will put and end to the bounty system. I hope it does.
I never ever had a coach encourage us to hurt an opponent. They always told is that giving it all and hitting hard prevented injuries. From what I remember most injuries came late in the game when someone was getting very tired and not going all out. Often a fresh player off the bench did the deed, though it wasn't intentional.
I bet the suspensions and fines in the NFL will put and end to the bounty system. I hope it does.
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On a serious note on Tebow, more power to him if he can hold out because of his beliefs. He is actually a very classy guy, a great competitor, classy to opponents and I applaud his Christian strength.
David Pollack, an All-American defensive end in the early 2000s for UGA was much like Tebow and outspoken about being a virgin and a Christian. He asked his college sweetheart to marry him outside the building where he was getting the Bednarik Award or the Lombardi Trophy (I forget which, he won them both.)
But I do reserve the right to poke and insult gators at anytime. This is an inalienable right of any true SEC fan to insult our rivals. It is an old and hallowed tradition in the deep south where college football is like a religion. I have certainly taken my abuse from rivals....physical and verbal. You can add Auburnoids, Bama, LSU, Tenn, the cocks, Kentucky, Hogs, etc and even the termites of GA Tech to that list.
David Pollack, an All-American defensive end in the early 2000s for UGA was much like Tebow and outspoken about being a virgin and a Christian. He asked his college sweetheart to marry him outside the building where he was getting the Bednarik Award or the Lombardi Trophy (I forget which, he won them both.)
But I do reserve the right to poke and insult gators at anytime. This is an inalienable right of any true SEC fan to insult our rivals. It is an old and hallowed tradition in the deep south where college football is like a religion. I have certainly taken my abuse from rivals....physical and verbal. You can add Auburnoids, Bama, LSU, Tenn, the cocks, Kentucky, Hogs, etc and even the termites of GA Tech to that list.
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They were offering pay to injure players. There is the problem. The NFL has instituted several rules to put an end to what they consider dirty or unethical playing. Paying players to injure or take some one out of the game certainly fits that definition.
Certainly improved pads and helmets has allowed for certain kind of hits and tackles to evolve in the sport. Players wouldn't consider doing those in the past because they were just as likely to injure themselves in the process.
Certainly improved pads and helmets has allowed for certain kind of hits and tackles to evolve in the sport. Players wouldn't consider doing those in the past because they were just as likely to injure themselves in the process.
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The comment is meant to be humorous. Have some humor people! Do we all have to start running our comments by some GOP right-winged speech control committee for sanitation?
I am sure I do have a bias against Florida. Experiencing their fans pissing in cups and tossing it at you kind of leaves a a little bit of prejudice! Not to mention when I was 11 years old and with my 70-something year old granddad and we got cornered by a dozen drunk gator fans (20-30ish age) who threw beer bottles at us and missed my head by an inch or two! On the other hand I do have some fun and decent friends who are gators. Some of them do have some class.
I am sure I do have a bias against Florida. Experiencing their fans pissing in cups and tossing it at you kind of leaves a a little bit of prejudice! Not to mention when I was 11 years old and with my 70-something year old granddad and we got cornered by a dozen drunk gator fans (20-30ish age) who threw beer bottles at us and missed my head by an inch or two! On the other hand I do have some fun and decent friends who are gators. Some of them do have some class.
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Tim Tebow vs Peyton Manning!!!! haha Mr. Goodie vs. Mr Party Animal. Peyton Manning's party reputation at the University of Tennessee lives on in infamy or glory depending upon your perspective. Maybe infamy according to one female. Tim Tebow on the other hand still claims to be a virgin. A VIRGIN? With thousands of nearly naked chicks running around that campus at the Lizard University in Swampville he didn't bang any of them? hmmm Have you see those chicks he is always out with? If a guy doesn't try to get some of that he's sick, impotent or gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved it in '07 when my Dawgs pounded Tebow in the ground! Though he did get us back on '08/09. I know that Tebow is extremely well liked and respected by teammates. Manning is respected though liked may not be a word used a lot. Manning is a proven NFL superstar but could be damaged goods. Only time will tell. Tebow is not a typical NFL QB in any sense of the word, but with the right team in a unique offensive scheme he might be able to win big. He definitely will not be successful in an NFL drop back passing game, and that is what bobble-head John Elway wants. Mr. Enormous Head and ego to match wants a clone of himself. Though how anyone could reproduce all those huge teeth and a mouth that big is beyond me.
I really should get out my old "Teabag Tebow' t-shirt. I wore it to The World's Largest Cocktail Party in 2007 and it worked. The Dawgs teabagged Tebow all game long.
PS. I am not a fan of the Denver Broncos at all but definitely kudos go out to Terrell Davis, Most Valuable Player of Super Bowl XXXII. I saw Terrell Davis play when he was a Georgia Bulldog and have his autograph and a picture with him. I was a wee little kid.
I loved it in '07 when my Dawgs pounded Tebow in the ground! Though he did get us back on '08/09. I know that Tebow is extremely well liked and respected by teammates. Manning is respected though liked may not be a word used a lot. Manning is a proven NFL superstar but could be damaged goods. Only time will tell. Tebow is not a typical NFL QB in any sense of the word, but with the right team in a unique offensive scheme he might be able to win big. He definitely will not be successful in an NFL drop back passing game, and that is what bobble-head John Elway wants. Mr. Enormous Head and ego to match wants a clone of himself. Though how anyone could reproduce all those huge teeth and a mouth that big is beyond me.
I really should get out my old "Teabag Tebow' t-shirt. I wore it to The World's Largest Cocktail Party in 2007 and it worked. The Dawgs teabagged Tebow all game long.
PS. I am not a fan of the Denver Broncos at all but definitely kudos go out to Terrell Davis, Most Valuable Player of Super Bowl XXXII. I saw Terrell Davis play when he was a Georgia Bulldog and have his autograph and a picture with him. I was a wee little kid.
