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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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NO FLOWERS!!!!!
The unusually warm winter and early spring sent all the azalea bushes and dogwood trees into an early bloom period and now most of them have already lost their blooms before The Masters got underway.
So folks! It ain't gonna look as pretty on TV this year!
I look forward to Friday afternoon when I arrive in Augusta!!!!!!
The unusually warm winter and early spring sent all the azalea bushes and dogwood trees into an early bloom period and now most of them have already lost their blooms before The Masters got underway.
So folks! It ain't gonna look as pretty on TV this year!
I look forward to Friday afternoon when I arrive in Augusta!!!!!!
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Quote by scooter
I'm not sure how long mine is, but Felix, Buz and I were down by the river drinking beer the other day, and suddenly we all had to whiz. So we stood by the river to take a leak, when Buz says;
"damned, this waters cold"
Felix and I said; "and it's deep too"
Felix and I were down by the river 'redneck noodling' and we weren't using our hands!!!!!
Magic_Felix said "damned this river is deep, I think I got a nibble."
I said, "Ouch! There's a fucking gator down stream around the bend!"
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I think the entire US House of Representatives are Lush members claiming to be 18-21 year old lesbians.
Lush members have careers to protect, family members & children that they do not want knowing and such. Disguising one's identity just makes common sense. I certainly do not expect someone to post actual names & face pictures unless you are a pornstar.
PS. I think that WellMadeMale is really David H. Petraeus, Director of the CIA. See the similarities:
Lush members have careers to protect, family members & children that they do not want knowing and such. Disguising one's identity just makes common sense. I certainly do not expect someone to post actual names & face pictures unless you are a pornstar.
PS. I think that WellMadeMale is really David H. Petraeus, Director of the CIA. See the similarities:
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Tie a rope around the end of your cock and tie a rope around an automobile tire filled with sand and go for a jog. That might stretch that bugger out! Or tie your dick to the top of some monkey bars and bungee off them. Have your cell phone ready to dial 911 if these ideas produce unsatisfactory results.8INcty8Lv7GOtkZC
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Thanks everyone!
Our anniversary is on a Monday, so I just bought tickets to see the Atlanta Opera on Saturday before the actual anniversary. They are performing Mozart's Don Giovanni. Another couple that are really close friends will go with us and I have set up reservations at a real swanky expensive restaurant. It will be a dress up evening.
On Monday, we are meeting several friends for an informal anniversary get together at a nice laid back bar that we all enjoy and see a popular regional jam band perform.
I am also having a pencil sketch I did of my wife a few years back when we dated, matted and framed. I'll have that wrapped in silver gift paper, silver bow, and give that to her at the bar on Monday, with a card.
I guess that tickets and a framed sketch should cover the paper tradition for our first anniversary.
I hope I did good.
Our anniversary is on a Monday, so I just bought tickets to see the Atlanta Opera on Saturday before the actual anniversary. They are performing Mozart's Don Giovanni. Another couple that are really close friends will go with us and I have set up reservations at a real swanky expensive restaurant. It will be a dress up evening.
On Monday, we are meeting several friends for an informal anniversary get together at a nice laid back bar that we all enjoy and see a popular regional jam band perform.
I am also having a pencil sketch I did of my wife a few years back when we dated, matted and framed. I'll have that wrapped in silver gift paper, silver bow, and give that to her at the bar on Monday, with a card.
I guess that tickets and a framed sketch should cover the paper tradition for our first anniversary.
I hope I did good.
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I would if my wife is invited too. I've been naked in a group of naked people several times, at the beach, at parties, skinny dipping in the pool, sunbathing and once my wife (fiancée at the time) and I went and spent the day as guests of some friends at a nudist resort.
That day at the nudist resort was a struggle all day to keep from having an erection in front of everyone. it was a hard day. Take that as a pun or not.
That day at the nudist resort was a struggle all day to keep from having an erection in front of everyone. it was a hard day. Take that as a pun or not.