I went to the doctor and got a shot and a prescription to get rid of it!
hahahaha I'm just kidding!!!
Mostly they gave me stuff like shirts, baseball cap or a cowboy hat and I still have them. Once I got an engraved name bracelet. I still have it. I never wore it much anyhow.
If it is something you like just keep it. Its yours now anyhow.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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I think some girls do have some creative fun with this. My wife to be exact! Even years back when we dated in college she'd get me to sometimes help her do something creative with her pussy trim. She has shaved or waxed it from landing strips, stars, triangles, arrows, circles, diamond (she did a diamond shape for our engagement), dyed it, shaved it bare, had henna tattoos put on it and more! I am highly suspicious that she plans to have it vajazzled next month for our first anniversary.
Don't be surprises if I get pajazzled for that event. I'll let you know all about that Dancing_Doll, if and when I do. I know you'll be waiting in impatient anticipation to find out. haha
Don't be surprises if I get pajazzled for that event. I'll let you know all about that Dancing_Doll, if and when I do. I know you'll be waiting in impatient anticipation to find out. haha
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I like it when we share the work. Getting some cowgirl thrown in there with all the other positions makes it all really great! Noise! I once had a girlfriend for a very short while in college that was a 'dead fish.' Yes, that's the term guys use for a woman that basically just lays there and doesn't put much into it, all quite just receiving and not giving back. back in school, college, the word spread rapidly if some girl was a 'dead fish.' Boring, a guy would rather use his own hand than waste time there. So I didn't waste much time on her even though she was a damn beauty queen. She had the personality of a dead fish also.
I'd dare say most guys want equal participation, noise, dirty talk, (hot-wild-sweaty-physical-loud sex) and want to hear what you want them to do to you. There ain't nothing hotter than hearing your woman scream out in a demanding tone, "FUCK ME!" and "FUCK ME HARD!" whatever, that can go for different things. So tell the guy how you like it and ask him to give it to you that way. make noise, be physical, move around, hump back at him, wrap your legs around him tight, grab him, grab his hair, smack his ass, switch up positions and ride him cowgirl style! Hey! If you want to finger yourself while you fuck, go to it. I always loved seeing that. Finger each other's ass, hell, give up some ass. And most of all, hang around and do another round! Then talk about how much you liked it while laying around naked having a drink after. (Sometimes my wife & I like to smoke cigars in bed naked after a particularly great round(s) of sex.)
I'd dare say most guys want equal participation, noise, dirty talk, (hot-wild-sweaty-physical-loud sex) and want to hear what you want them to do to you. There ain't nothing hotter than hearing your woman scream out in a demanding tone, "FUCK ME!" and "FUCK ME HARD!" whatever, that can go for different things. So tell the guy how you like it and ask him to give it to you that way. make noise, be physical, move around, hump back at him, wrap your legs around him tight, grab him, grab his hair, smack his ass, switch up positions and ride him cowgirl style! Hey! If you want to finger yourself while you fuck, go to it. I always loved seeing that. Finger each other's ass, hell, give up some ass. And most of all, hang around and do another round! Then talk about how much you liked it while laying around naked having a drink after. (Sometimes my wife & I like to smoke cigars in bed naked after a particularly great round(s) of sex.)
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My worst one was during a job interview with my prospective manager, it was a woman and really hot! tight top and slit skirt, not sure if she noticed but I got the job
She noticed dude! That's why you got the job! Make sure you show up that same way when you go ask for a raise. (Well a raise in pay not the uh, you know...) ha
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The fact that my wife got her boobs enlarged did not matter to me. (We were dating at the time but broke up shortly after.) I can take boobs big or small. They are lots of fun, but what gets me the most is really sexy legs and a great tight ass and a very tone tummy. Her legs, ass, keyhole crotch and muscular tummy knock me out! OH! And big plump pussy lips!
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AL! Guess you're getting your game in shape for the Masters. Might check with Buz about conditions around Augusta, Ga.
Holly, I hate to see Manning leave Indy, but it's probably for the best. Reminds me of another Colt QB from the Baltimore days, Bert Jones, who had to retire in the middle of his career due to a neck injury.
Sugar, with you handling logos, nicknames, and such, while Honey focuses on uniforms (those new 'kinis Chef mentioned might be a good starting point, BTW) things are looking up. Does anyone know when the major league season starts?
Got in a shipment of K-Mart Kognac. Lable says it's a by-product of Modesto, CA. None of that foreign stuff for Rumplators,
Rumpy the weather has been even warmer than usual. Some azaleas are already starting to boom in Georgia. I have no doubt the azaleas at The Masters will be in their usual full bloom. The only possible damper could be rain and we will have to see. I was fortunate enough to go to the Masters last spring and its looking good for me to be there again this year.
Meanwhile, the weekend after this my wife and I with 2 other couples will be in Savannah, Georgia for the St. Patrick's Day festivities. If you have never been to Savannah you need to rectify that. Savannah has often been named the most beautiful city in the USA and was again designated that recently.
Cheers y'all!
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In my threesomes no one ever brought up any rules. If it was MWM, everything was understood, no fuss, no prob, just go with it, have fun and make sure she was having the time of her life. My favorites have been the WMW's, though, just having fun, lots of fun.
The only draw back to the gangbangy things, haha, is having to perform with all the damned cheering and yelling going on. (Always use a condom in a gangbang!) But after one's freshman year participation got a little old, just observing and cheering was enough for me from then on. By far the most entertaining gangbangs are when 2 or more chicks are participating in the same room. They always seemed to compete with each other as which one could put on the best slutty show.
College life..you gotta love it! Ra! Ra! Ra!
The only draw back to the gangbangy things, haha, is having to perform with all the damned cheering and yelling going on. (Always use a condom in a gangbang!) But after one's freshman year participation got a little old, just observing and cheering was enough for me from then on. By far the most entertaining gangbangs are when 2 or more chicks are participating in the same room. They always seemed to compete with each other as which one could put on the best slutty show.
College life..you gotta love it! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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I know GSP definitely gets % of PPV dollars... I'm sure Silva does as well.
Here's a breakdown of the "Top 30" guys salaries from 2011 based on *reported money* (this will depend on number of fights that year, plus bonuses for FOTN etc.). This doesn't include PPV % or sponsorship money though.
Can you imagine how those earnings are going to skyrocket over the next decade as UFC grows?
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Mixed race relationships are a piece of cake. What is tough and hard to stomach is mixed rival college relationships. I could never and would never have even considered a female that went to Georgia Tech! No fucking way! And maybe not even Auburn, Florida, Clemson, Tennessee, USC (the Cocks, not those Trojans out west), and especially Emory (aka Emeroids.)
Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof! Glory to Ole Georgia! And to hell with Georgia Tech!
Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof! Glory to Ole Georgia! And to hell with Georgia Tech!
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I think a lot of straight guys will do a threesome just as long as they don't touch each other. Usually one guy takes the chick from the back while the other gets head. Or just basically a threesome that is just interchanging which one is fucking her.
MWM as I described above were, are, and probably always will be common fare at college fraternity houses. Actually just add even more numbers of guys onto that and you have your everyday common college frat house gangbang.
I have seen several.
MWM as I described above were, are, and probably always will be common fare at college fraternity houses. Actually just add even more numbers of guys onto that and you have your everyday common college frat house gangbang.
I have seen several.
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Aaaah, the little triangle trick huh? If she has all three, then she is probably a member of the Illuminati, which means that she is just using you for your body, a little sex diversion, and may make you disappear afterwards. Beware of the emotionally stable, highly intelligent, hot looking sexy babe. She will eat you up!
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My wife has had both of her vehicles in the body shop this past year. Quite expensive fender benders! In both cases she was backing out.
And saracenrider there is a lot to what you say. Its getting that adrenaline rush. I save most of that for my motorcycles. It is a lot of fun getting along wheelie at high speed while going down the highway or interstate. But doing an off road jump? Now that's exciting!
And saracenrider there is a lot to what you say. Its getting that adrenaline rush. I save most of that for my motorcycles. It is a lot of fun getting along wheelie at high speed while going down the highway or interstate. But doing an off road jump? Now that's exciting!
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I normally wear contact lenses and occasionally wear glasses. I have about 3 different pairs, all thin rimmed. My wife actually likes it when I wear glasses, especially when I am wearing a business suit. She thinks it looks sexy, hot and in her words "powerful and smart."
Sometimes I opt to wear the glasses when I have an important meeting with a client, especially when I am trying to win their account. It seems to be an effective addition to my presentation.
I think putting on a pair of glasses gives you the appearance of being a few pints smarter on the IQ scale, especially if you have the right clothes on.
I have thin gold metal rimmed frames, thin black metal rimmed frames, and as thin as possible turtle shell rimmed frames. You do not want large lenses, smaller lenses look much better and much less like a geek. Make sure they are clean. Smudgy glasses are not only bad for seeing through but bad for your appearance.
Sometimes I opt to wear the glasses when I have an important meeting with a client, especially when I am trying to win their account. It seems to be an effective addition to my presentation.
I think putting on a pair of glasses gives you the appearance of being a few pints smarter on the IQ scale, especially if you have the right clothes on.
I have thin gold metal rimmed frames, thin black metal rimmed frames, and as thin as possible turtle shell rimmed frames. You do not want large lenses, smaller lenses look much better and much less like a geek. Make sure they are clean. Smudgy glasses are not only bad for seeing through but bad for your appearance.
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There are different levels of jealousy that guys can demonstrate.
* Maybe you're standing at the bar with friends and you end up talking to a guy (just having a conversation) and your man comes up and possessively puts an arm around you and introduces himself.
* Maybe he likes to check up on you when you're out with the girls with little text messages or curfew reminders.
* Maybe he warns other guys that you're "his woman" and to stay away from you or not get any ideas.
* Maybe he doesn't think you should be wearing revealing outfits when you're not out with him.
* Maybe he gets overly inquisitive when you mention a guy-friend of yours, and doesn't like the idea that you have guy friends in general.
* Maybe he gets unnerved at the idea of you flirting with other men.
ou can answer this Q too from the perspective of 'jealous girls'. Do you like it on some level?
Damn Ashleigh you are so observant and dead on.
* Maybe you're standing at the bar with friends and you end up talking to a guy (just having a conversation) and your man comes up and possessively puts an arm around you and introduces himself.
I have done this a few times.
* Maybe he warns other guys that you're "his woman" and to stay away from you or not get any ideas.
I did this once.
There are girls that do their best to make their guy jealous. It is probably an insecure need to force him to demonstrate his feelings for her or her emotional control over him.
My high school girlfriend, who was quite bossy, would often do things to attempt to make me jealous when i refused to be bossed by her. Silly immature teenager head games.
My wife during one time that we had broken up and were seeing other people loved to flaunt this one very rich snotty boyfriend she had in front of me. It was in college and we still socialized within the same large group of friends. She even admits now that she dated that guy and brought him around just to get a reaction from me and to get to me. This guy was one of those old money blue blood types with the real snotty attitude and snotty accent. One time I calmly but very seriously told him that I was going to re-arrange his face so that it fit in his posterior region. I didn't word it so nicely. He turned white as a sheet with actual fear on his face, and she turned furious, more at him because he wasn't man enough to stand up to me when it reached that point. I remember giving her a victorious smirk and the pouty pissed off expression on her face. Childish games I know. I am so glad to have grown beyond that stage in life. We absolutely do nothing to make each other jealous anymore (and yes it used to go both ways.).
But some girls do use jealousy as part of their relationship game. Some guys though are jealous to the point of being dangerous and if any of you ladies encounter those guys get out of that relationship as soon as possible.
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Dancing_Doll should be an analyst/therapist. There would sure be a lot of us guys lined up to sit on her office sofa!
I have no doubt guys outnumber gals by a huge percentage in this category. A drunk guy is not picky at all, in fact if it breaths and is warm it is fair game.
I have no doubt guys outnumber gals by a huge percentage in this category. A drunk guy is not picky at all, in fact if it breaths and is warm it is fair game.