I hope you have recovered.
Maybe this nurse could help with that...
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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The Linebacker
I think most people send an add request because they either read your stories, saw your profile, or read your posts in The Forum and thought they'd like to get to know you better. I always look at their profile page but I am not picky. I like nearly everyone anyhow. But I do like to tell people that I do not cybersex.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
You start dating a girl and things are going well. You're really into her. Then you find out that she's still really close friends with her ex-boyfriend.
Does this bother you?
Would it bother you more if you met him on a random social occasion and found out that he is better looking, richer, taller, or more successful than you?
Let's say she tells you that they are now just platonic friends but that she still enjoys talking to and hanging out with him on occasion.
** Note: Girls, feel free to answer this question as well, in terms of your man having ex-girlfriends he still likes to hang out with.
"he is better looking, richer, taller, or more successful than me?" I'd have to make him disappear!!!!
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Quote by CleverFox
I had a girlfriend offer me a threesome with her best friend but I said no because I was in love with this girlfriend and I didn't want anybody else. That was a mistake because that girlfriend was just looking for an excuse to sabotage the relationship and we broke up not too long after that anyway.
You turned down a threesome! Okay now get down and do 200 push-ups and sprint 5 miles right now and say, "I will never turn down a threesome again!" 500 times.
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The word sadism comes from the Marquis de Sade. He lived in France from 1740-1815. He was well known for imprisoning and torturing women as part of his sexual games.
(the following copied from Wikipedia) He was a French aristocrat, revolutionary politician, philosopher, and writer famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle. His works include novels, short stories, plays, dialogues, and political tracts; in his lifetime some were published under his own name, while others appeared anonymously and Sade denied being their author. He is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, criminality, and blasphemy against the Catholic Church. He was a proponent of extreme freedom, unrestrained by morality, religion, or law.
Sade was incarcerated in various prisons and in an insane asylum for about 32 years of his life; 11 years in Paris (10 of which were spent in the Bastille), a month in the Conciergerie, two years in a fortress, a year in Madelonnettes, three years in Bicêtre, a year in Sainte-Pélagie, and 13 years in the Charenton asylum. During the French Revolution he was an elected delegate to the National Convention. Many of his works were written in prison.
(the following copied from Wikipedia) He was a French aristocrat, revolutionary politician, philosopher, and writer famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle. His works include novels, short stories, plays, dialogues, and political tracts; in his lifetime some were published under his own name, while others appeared anonymously and Sade denied being their author. He is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, criminality, and blasphemy against the Catholic Church. He was a proponent of extreme freedom, unrestrained by morality, religion, or law.
Sade was incarcerated in various prisons and in an insane asylum for about 32 years of his life; 11 years in Paris (10 of which were spent in the Bastille), a month in the Conciergerie, two years in a fortress, a year in Madelonnettes, three years in Bicêtre, a year in Sainte-Pélagie, and 13 years in the Charenton asylum. During the French Revolution he was an elected delegate to the National Convention. Many of his works were written in prison.
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The word sadism comes from the Marquis de Sade. He lived in France from 1740-1815. He was well known for imprisoning and torturing women as part of his sexual games.
(the following copied from Wikipedia) He was a French aristocrat, revolutionary politician, philosopher, and writer famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle. His works include novels, short stories, plays, dialogues, and political tracts; in his lifetime some were published under his own name, while others appeared anonymously and Sade denied being their author. He is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, criminality, and blasphemy against the Catholic Church. He was a proponent of extreme freedom, unrestrained by morality, religion, or law.
Sade was incarcerated in various prisons and in an insane asylum for about 32 years of his life; 11 years in Paris (10 of which were spent in the Bastille), a month in the Conciergerie, two years in a fortress, a year in Madelonnettes, three years in Bicêtre, a year in Sainte-Pélagie, and 13 years in the Charenton asylum. During the French Revolution he was an elected delegate to the National Convention. Many of his works were written in prison.
(the following copied from Wikipedia) He was a French aristocrat, revolutionary politician, philosopher, and writer famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle. His works include novels, short stories, plays, dialogues, and political tracts; in his lifetime some were published under his own name, while others appeared anonymously and Sade denied being their author. He is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, criminality, and blasphemy against the Catholic Church. He was a proponent of extreme freedom, unrestrained by morality, religion, or law.
Sade was incarcerated in various prisons and in an insane asylum for about 32 years of his life; 11 years in Paris (10 of which were spent in the Bastille), a month in the Conciergerie, two years in a fortress, a year in Madelonnettes, three years in Bicêtre, a year in Sainte-Pélagie, and 13 years in the Charenton asylum. During the French Revolution he was an elected delegate to the National Convention. Many of his works were written in prison.
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Sluts are always preferred. I am a slutty male that wants someone who can fuck my brains out, who talks dirty and shouts nasty things while receiving my throbbing erect cock! A woman who likes her hair pulled and her ass slapped, who says, "grease up that cock and ram it in my ass!" A slutty woman who gives long slow sloppy wet blow jobs. Who gets sloppy wet when she is sexually excited. Who screams, "fuck me!" A woman who will ride my face as if I am a race horse. A woman who will not let go of you and not let you stop licking her until she is cumming so hard she has to shove your head away. A woman who will dress slutty for me, wear crotchless panties and watch a porn movie and suggest we try what we just saw. A woman who revels in you giving her an orgasm as much or more than you receiving one. A woman who looks hot as hell, knows it and doesn't mind flaunting it!
Why? Why? Why? Why would any of us guys want someone who acts frigid and uninterested and does not want to rock our world?
Why? Why? Why? Why would any of us guys want someone who acts frigid and uninterested and does not want to rock our world?
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I think my wedding went very well. It was what she wanted and I was very happy with that. It was in a fairly large Presbyterian Church with a classical gothic style architecture, lots of classic dark wood and all stained glass windows. There were very large candles burning along the sides and no electrical light was used. She wore a white shoulderless wedding dress (showed a lot of her back too) with one of those white thingies in her hair that hung in the back, and the dress had a fairly long train (isn't that what it is called?) Forgive me for not knowing what you call all that stuff. I was actually mentally numb for a lot of this. haha I wore a classic black tuxedo and bow tie. (She had convinced me to let my hair grow fairly long for the wedding.) It was a large wedding. One cool thing was that it was very late on a Saturday afternoon and the sun was very low in the sky causing a really nice mood enhancing lighting effect as it shown through the stained glass windows. We had to kneel on a pillow in front on the minister for the vows. I think we each had 10 attendants (bridesmaids & groomsmen.) I guess it was very traditional. Flower girls, ring boy, and more, all coming down the aisle before she did, being escorted by her dad. Her mom & my mom cried. They'd both been wanting this for a long long time.
The music. There was a string ensemble of violins and cellos (or as I like to call them a fiddle band. haha) playing along with organ and piano. They did all classical music and of course Wagner's Bridal March when she came in.
We left the church under a hail of rice and the car was all decorated with streamers, balloons with Just Married and other messages written on it.
We had a huge reception at a country club, using 2 party rooms, 2 separate bands playing. The older people pretty much ended up in one room with the band that played lots of 70s & 60s rock and most of the younger people ended up in the room with the more contemporary band playing. One of my best buddies and I had practiced for weeks performing a song. So we both played guitar and I sang lead, he backed me up, and I sang a song for my wife from the stage. She either cried because she liked it or maybe she cried because my performance was out of key. haha They told me I did good but who knows? We had 2 wedding cakes, a bride's cake and a groom's cake. My groom's cake was red, black and white with a large UGA "G" logo on it. Hers was very frilly looking with all the traditional stuff on it. We of course did slam some cake into each other's face but not outrageously or anything. Everyone danced a lot and drank a lot at the reception and it lasted a long time. We had a very large crowd of our friend's there, especially our friend's from UGA. A large group from my college fraternity made it.
Oh yes, the evening before the wedding we had a large formal dinner after the last rehearsal and there were lots of toasts and speeches. Some of my old college buddies may have pushed it just to the edge of good tastes with their toasts. But nothing too bad.
The music. There was a string ensemble of violins and cellos (or as I like to call them a fiddle band. haha) playing along with organ and piano. They did all classical music and of course Wagner's Bridal March when she came in.
We left the church under a hail of rice and the car was all decorated with streamers, balloons with Just Married and other messages written on it.
We had a huge reception at a country club, using 2 party rooms, 2 separate bands playing. The older people pretty much ended up in one room with the band that played lots of 70s & 60s rock and most of the younger people ended up in the room with the more contemporary band playing. One of my best buddies and I had practiced for weeks performing a song. So we both played guitar and I sang lead, he backed me up, and I sang a song for my wife from the stage. She either cried because she liked it or maybe she cried because my performance was out of key. haha They told me I did good but who knows? We had 2 wedding cakes, a bride's cake and a groom's cake. My groom's cake was red, black and white with a large UGA "G" logo on it. Hers was very frilly looking with all the traditional stuff on it. We of course did slam some cake into each other's face but not outrageously or anything. Everyone danced a lot and drank a lot at the reception and it lasted a long time. We had a very large crowd of our friend's there, especially our friend's from UGA. A large group from my college fraternity made it.
Oh yes, the evening before the wedding we had a large formal dinner after the last rehearsal and there were lots of toasts and speeches. Some of my old college buddies may have pushed it just to the edge of good tastes with their toasts. But nothing too bad.
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Some may just be OCD or just a little insecure and always check to make sure they look their best. Most self-respecting women will check themselves out in the mirror frequently. They are the better looking sex. It is one of their attributes. If one is conceited about it then it may become bothersome.
What is annoying and disgusting is a guy that is constantly checking himself out in the mirror.
Any normal guy knows that if something on you needs attention, your woman or a woman, will point it out or just make the adjustment for you. So why even worry?
What is annoying and disgusting is a guy that is constantly checking himself out in the mirror.
Any normal guy knows that if something on you needs attention, your woman or a woman, will point it out or just make the adjustment for you. So why even worry?
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Quote by couldbyours
I can promise you, NO man that I am giving a blow job to has EVER been able to eat breakfast and watch TV while I did it! Buz, I do worry about you. LOL
My favorite breakfast would be the one in bed with me!!!!! That is all the nourishment I need.
George Castanza got all men to thinking about the sex, food & television combo on that "Sex & Sandwich episode of Seinfeld. hmmmm...can it be done, should it be done, how cool would it be?
