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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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I wouldn't want to get her too sore. There is all kinds of good stuff you can do to stretch it out and keep her excited and having as much fun as you, maybe even more. A lot of great kissing, nibbling, foreplay fingering, use the entire body for foreplay, toes need to be sucked, nipples, body caressing. massaging. By the time you've covered each other's body, there is cunnilingus and receiving felatio, anal play, a lot of wallering around all over each other. I prefer fucking last. But she might like to break that up sometimes with oral last or whahtever. Toss some fun toys in there too. Vibrators are good. Never be afraid to use lube. Surely she will tell you just when and where. Have it available. Hey and keeping some chocolate syrup and fruit on hand is always a good idea. If at some point she is getting sore, let her finish you off orally or she might like to jerk you and get it all over herself. And there is always anally, but don't let her get too sore there either.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I was a bit into the bottle but...
Are some women really frog farmers? And if so, what are some men?
I can't answer the first questions but YES some women really are frog farmers. Probably more than we will ever know! There are frogmen but if there are men farming frogs, it's only because they are forced to by their woman.P1s2TXYhSawrnWWn
I'll have another drink now. Thank you.
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The Great Cunnilingus Survey
1. Why do you like eating pussy? It's fun as hell. What do you like about it? The taste, the wetness, her squiring and moaning and SCREAMING!
2. At what age did you start eating pussy, in relevance to the age at which you lost your virginity? Did performing oral come right away, or later? Soon after losing my virginity and I did not know what to do, she didn't either.
3. When performing oral on a lady, what pubic hair style do you like best? Is it different from your general preferences on the subject? A boufant? ha A tight little trim job or shaved. I would rather not have to use a machete and have to wear a khaki pith helmet and go down safari style, but would if necessary.
4. What can a woman do to make your experience of eating her pussy even better? Be very clean. Get very wet! What can she do to turn you on? Moan, squirm, SCREAM and writhe with delight!
5. What can she do to turn you off from eating her pussy? Quote Bible verses from the King James version or excerpts from Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.
6. Think of the first time you went down a woman. Did you like it or no? I liked but was very nervous. Was your love of cunnilingus immediate, or did that come later? Maybe a little later.
7. Have you gone down on a lady in any unusual locations? If so, where? No, I've always got my face between her legs. Did you mean physical locations such as boats, planes, trains, automobiles. Yes to all of those. Add to that forests, elevators, dressing rooms, garages, parking decks, dirt roads, under the desk, on the beach, and much more
8. When a lady moves around a lot while you perform oral on her by actions, including: swirling her hips, legs shaking, pulling your hair, digging her nails into your back, wrapping legs around your head, etc., does this bother you or do you find this distracting at all? I am not real crazy about her leaving bloody deep scratches on my back! I have become careful to protect my neck when she orgasms so she does not wrench my neck off and possibly dislocate my spine. I rather enjoy the swirling hips, writhing, hair pulling, ear tugging, etc.
9. Honestly: do you like the smell/taste of pussy? I love it!
10. Optional: Describe the sexiest or most erotic time you have ever had while going down on a woman. Too many times and I don't have time to write a story here.
1. Why do you like eating pussy? It's fun as hell. What do you like about it? The taste, the wetness, her squiring and moaning and SCREAMING!
2. At what age did you start eating pussy, in relevance to the age at which you lost your virginity? Did performing oral come right away, or later? Soon after losing my virginity and I did not know what to do, she didn't either.
3. When performing oral on a lady, what pubic hair style do you like best? Is it different from your general preferences on the subject? A boufant? ha A tight little trim job or shaved. I would rather not have to use a machete and have to wear a khaki pith helmet and go down safari style, but would if necessary.
4. What can a woman do to make your experience of eating her pussy even better? Be very clean. Get very wet! What can she do to turn you on? Moan, squirm, SCREAM and writhe with delight!
5. What can she do to turn you off from eating her pussy? Quote Bible verses from the King James version or excerpts from Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.
6. Think of the first time you went down a woman. Did you like it or no? I liked but was very nervous. Was your love of cunnilingus immediate, or did that come later? Maybe a little later.
7. Have you gone down on a lady in any unusual locations? If so, where? No, I've always got my face between her legs. Did you mean physical locations such as boats, planes, trains, automobiles. Yes to all of those. Add to that forests, elevators, dressing rooms, garages, parking decks, dirt roads, under the desk, on the beach, and much more
8. When a lady moves around a lot while you perform oral on her by actions, including: swirling her hips, legs shaking, pulling your hair, digging her nails into your back, wrapping legs around your head, etc., does this bother you or do you find this distracting at all? I am not real crazy about her leaving bloody deep scratches on my back! I have become careful to protect my neck when she orgasms so she does not wrench my neck off and possibly dislocate my spine. I rather enjoy the swirling hips, writhing, hair pulling, ear tugging, etc.
9. Honestly: do you like the smell/taste of pussy? I love it!
10. Optional: Describe the sexiest or most erotic time you have ever had while going down on a woman. Too many times and I don't have time to write a story here.
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I have a lot of Looney Tunes boxer shorts (Yosemite Sam is my favorite) and even some camo boxers. Actually, I have over a half dozen pairs of GA Bulldog boxer shorts to wear to football games in the fall. Go Dawgs! Sic 'Em! Woof! Woof! My wife bought me some silk boxer shorts but they feel a little too good when I am wearing them and I have to walk around with my laptop in front of me at work to hide the fact that I am pitching a tent. So I rarely wear those silk ones. But all total I am sure I don't have anything like 80 pairs of drawers. Even if you toss in my jock straps I bet no more than 40.
I have no doubt that my wife has 80 pairs of panties. All sheer!!!! She has thongs, low rise, boy short, lacy, french cut, crotchless, I guess everything imaginable, except granny panties. I've been thinking of tying some of her panties together to make a kite tail when I go kite flying over at Piedmont Park.
I have no doubt that my wife has 80 pairs of panties. All sheer!!!! She has thongs, low rise, boy short, lacy, french cut, crotchless, I guess everything imaginable, except granny panties. I've been thinking of tying some of her panties together to make a kite tail when I go kite flying over at Piedmont Park.
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Quote by hartclass
Having reviewed several profiles, including my own friends list - I have come to realize how many people have not been active for several months or only joined briefly and then never returned. How about one gigantic spring clean - give all the inactive profile a user amnesty - USE IT OR LOOSE IT!!!
Some people take a hiatus and then return in a few months or a year. Some people would just like their profiles left up so their stories can still remain for posterity.
Myself, if something happened to me and I could not return, I'd want my page to stay up. It was a lot of work to write all of those stories and I'd want people to enjoy them even if I am not around anymore.
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I have discovered when it comes to juggling partners it is best to be involved with lightweight petite women. because when your arms get tired you might drop one on her head.
Seriously I once tried juggling 3. One was very cool with it as she was just a fuck buddy. The other two not so at all. It ended badly with the second and the third one won out, which was what she planned to do all along. Her goal was to eliminate the other two, she did, and now I am married to her.
Seriously I once tried juggling 3. One was very cool with it as she was just a fuck buddy. The other two not so at all. It ended badly with the second and the third one won out, which was what she planned to do all along. Her goal was to eliminate the other two, she did, and now I am married to her.
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I think I must be the only American left alive that knows that if the Americans had won the Battle of Quebec against the British in 1775 that Canada would now be part of the USA. Had we won that would be about 35 million more people who can't answer geographical, geopolitical or historical questions to our already burgeoning number. haha
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Have y'all ever seen that old movie "Canadian Bacon."
It stars John Candy as a small town American sheriff who invades Canada. It is really funny. Also stars Alan Alda and Rhea Perlman.
[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]
Boomer: The capital Toronto.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.
It stars John Candy as a small town American sheriff who invades Canada. It is really funny. Also stars Alan Alda and Rhea Perlman.
[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]
Boomer: The capital Toronto.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.
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Maybe a hand puppet or penis puppet orgy followed by a group hug or group oil wrestling and everyone will be in better spirits.
I have never cammed before. I have sexted and sexted pics with past girlfriends and my wife still loves to sext me some pics. Maybe I should cam with my wife sometime when I am on an out of town sales trip. It would be different.
Have any of y'all had fun doing that and recommend it?
PS. I don't currently sext with past girlfriends. That was, you know, back then.
I have never cammed before. I have sexted and sexted pics with past girlfriends and my wife still loves to sext me some pics. Maybe I should cam with my wife sometime when I am on an out of town sales trip. It would be different.
Have any of y'all had fun doing that and recommend it?
PS. I don't currently sext with past girlfriends. That was, you know, back then.
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Back when I was in college I has some girlfriends that liked to text me nudie pics of them or upskirts while I was in class. That was very distracting and for the sake of my grade point average I had to quit checking my phone until class was over. I never did squirt in my pants though, but I did pitch a tent and had to hold my books in front of me to walk.
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You should ask the ladies to hand shadow cam. That is not very threatening. In fact it's just plain nutty. Women love nutty non-threatening guys. You know when you see that ugly guy with a super hot chick for a girlfriend or wife? They probably started out hand shadow camming!!!!
I hand shadow for my wife sometimes at home and I can make her laugh so hard that sometimes she snorts. Now that is really funny and she'd kill me for telling that!
I hand shadow for my wife sometimes at home and I can make her laugh so hard that sometimes she snorts. Now that is really funny and she'd kill me for telling that!
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EroticBarbie has a really nice new background on her page.
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