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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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A couple of ways of getting views are:
1. Write as many dirty, related stories you can.
2. Flood the forums with whorish remarks.
3. Ask anyone and everyone to be your friend - They will go to your profile to see who you are before accepting.
4. Write in your blog area that you have posted nude shots and ask what do they think.
5. Add a forum signature and link it to your profile.
6. A really easy one, go to the chat rooms and state you are bored.
7. Log on as much as possible.
7. And then post in a attention whore thread asking 'what more could you do to your profile to draw views' (that's pretty clever lol) PS. add a sexier background
Could you create a Fugs Stamp of Approval Seal for hot attention whore pages? And give me one for my page.
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I do not mind hunting my own food. My policy is to eat what I shoot or make sure it gets to someone who will eat it. All modern human beings were hunter-gatherers until about 10,000 years ago, when the first farming first started. I still carry on the tradition of hunting. I also don't mind picking up fresh grown produce at my granddad's farm. He enjoys loading me up. I also love fishing with my granddad and of course eating what I catch.
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My friend EroticBarbie has made some changes to her page, so I'll put in a plug for her. She is an awesome Aussie!
www.lushstories.com/eroticbarbie
www.lushstories.com/eroticbarbie
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I am married. I do NOT cyber sex! Two things about that, first, I feel as if that is cheating, second, it never held any appeal anyhow.
I do sometimes chat with friends on Lush that are married, in a relationship or single. We talk about all kinds of subjects. Nothing that would constitute cheating though. I might discuss sex in a general way. I have no interest in having an online sexual relationship. I do not cam.
I do sometimes chat with friends on Lush that are married, in a relationship or single. We talk about all kinds of subjects. Nothing that would constitute cheating though. I might discuss sex in a general way. I have no interest in having an online sexual relationship. I do not cam.
The Linebacker
Wrap it around my thigh and tie a knot in it to keep it in place. But do not tie that knot too tight in case I need to whip it out and slap someone upside the head with it. Other times I just wrap it around my leg and tuck the head in my sock. Or let it poke out the back and pretend it's a tail.
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I'd wear it just above my penis and DP her dogstyle! Woof! Woof! Or put her in our new sex swing and DP her. haha
If she didn't like it much, then I'd glue it to the front of the nosy neighbor's car and let him drive around Atlanta before he discovers it. He'd wonder why all those real friendly guys with mustaches and tight pants in Midtown were trying to wave him down. haha
If she didn't like it much, then I'd glue it to the front of the nosy neighbor's car and let him drive around Atlanta before he discovers it. He'd wonder why all those real friendly guys with mustaches and tight pants in Midtown were trying to wave him down. haha
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I have had sex buddies. And believe it or not 3 of them eventually wound up being bridesmaids for my wife. It's not like she doesn't know either. It had been at least 3-5 years before and the girls were not my sex buddies during the time I was involved with her. The girls were all among her best friends though, and she definitely knew at the time.
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Quote by nicola
Here are the Top 10 for January, for those that may need some pointers
Member: Uniques
submissivemom72 12,939
bostongirl 9,366
naughtyannie 9,153
schmuckatelli 8,955
kim 8,536
sprite 8,378
maria1408 8,249
cumgirl 7,894
jillinjulie 7,448
eniale 7,350
laradirtygirl 6,902
Damn I am not doing too well. I guess that PECKER on my page thing is not working out! I don't even know the Top 2. Am I out of the loop or what? maybe I am just looped. I think I'll contract with Sprite as my new PR person. HELP! I really need to improve my Attention Whorability!
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To tell you the truth I didn't know that a Mini Cooper fit the gay stereotype. I did know that the PT Cruiser did. So maybe it depends where you live. And I wouldn't worry about it. Your friends know who and what you are, and most people of substance don't really dwell on those stereotypical images anyhow.
If you do get the Mini Cooper, toss out all your metrosexual clothes and and get an obviously straight guy haircut. Install a gunrack in the Cooper and get an NRA bumper sticker. haha
If you do get the Mini Cooper, toss out all your metrosexual clothes and and get an obviously straight guy haircut. Install a gunrack in the Cooper and get an NRA bumper sticker. haha
