Well... flashing can get you arrested, so don't flash just anybody.
Tight, high-water, Pee Wee Herman suits for men. Cancel them!
Story Comps: the stories will be judged on overall quality by several highly competent judges. In the end if any contestants voted down competitors' stories and recruited friends to do that also, all that will not matter. It is unfortunate, but that happens. The very best stories, like cream in milk, will rise to the top.
If an entrant makes the top ten, they should be proud of their work. If they make the top three or win the comp, they should be be seriously proud of their work.
If you enter a comp remember these factors, writing quality, grammar, plot-concept and story line, action, showing over telling, eroticism-sexual hotness, realistic dialogue, character development, and best usage of vocabulary.
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Hi Kimmi, congratulations on your son getting a job on the next Marvel movie. That's great news.
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It's been one of the hardest weeks of my life, l can use a stiff drink. So, Jack Daniels in a tall glass on ice, and an ice cold Dos Equis, please.
Y'all have a great night!
Garlic shrimp scampi, rice, broccoli, a bread roll, and sweet tea.
I am a corporate pirate. Aaaargh!
Congratulations, Stormy! It's a deserving honor for a fantastic series.
A large blueberry muffin and coffee.
Congratulations, Laura! This is an amazing story.
The American uniform looks like they should break down into dancing to The Village People's 'In the Navy'. Way too much white, very impractical.
The Canadian uniform looks like a geeky kid trying too hard to be cool. It's disjointed and looks like it was pieced together from The Salvation Army Thrift store.
Crotchless astronaut pants, cowgirl boots, and a Dolly Parton wig.
I never heard of it. Are those Republican wives, American or Canadian?
I dunno, but l know l sure can't write while climaxing.
A couple of egg sandwiches and coffee.
Pulled pork barbecue, sweet cole slaw, Brunswick stew, toasted bread, sweet tea
60s. But l run the AC from mid-March til November or December.
Some of the best fucking scenes are professional pornstars making their own home videos.
Ice cold beer! Ice cold beer! Thanks, Rumpy! And HOWDY y'all!
I love a great firm, twisty, shapely ass on a lady with long sexy legs. Bigger tits are a plus, not not a necessity. Just firm perky tits of any size that aren't stretched and don't sag, plus a small hard toned tummy. And sexy women can have nice gym muscled arms and shoulders. And surgically enhanced tita are fine with me.