Hi Rumpy. I'll have ice cold beer. Any Terrapin or Sweetwater lager will do, with straight Jack Daniels on ice. Have to cut out the Cokes because of a couple of kidney stones.
Hope all is good, Rumpy, and things go good for you. You deserve that.
And a big Howdy to all here in Rumpy's bar.
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Buz
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Buz is right! Do that. I waited quite a while just hanging around and reading, then joined just a month or so ago then decided to try to write a story, figuring I'd be happy with maybe a thousand views and a comment or 2. The moderators have been great (and yes one of them was Sprite!) and the response was amazing! Lush folks are very generous to other authors, probably because so many of them are as well. It's a great community.
Sprite is an outstanding story mod. If she leaves notes when verifying your story, it will be great advice. In fact, the entire our entire story mod team is great and gives fantastic tips on improving your story and writing. Sprite is also a superior writer and has posted so many awesome stories.
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Miss American Pornstar has became my seventh Legendary Story, as it just passed 100,000 views.
It's always exciting to hit another milestone. I sure appreciate all who've read it!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-miss-american-pornstar-.aspx
It's always exciting to hit another milestone. I sure appreciate all who've read it!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-miss-american-pornstar-.aspx
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Hey, fellow Rumpilators! Y'all are invited to celebrate with me, my seventh Legendary Story on Lush. Miss American Pornstar just hit Legendary status.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-miss-american-pornstar-.aspx
Pop the champagne! Everyone get a glass!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/-miss-american-pornstar-.aspx
Pop the champagne! Everyone get a glass!
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i just did a search and no one named "yours truly" came up. you sure about this?
Hmmm... yours truly? We have a police BOLO out for this 'yours truly' person. Their picture at the post office is blank. Just who is yours truly?
Meanwhile, I'm drinking ice cold beer in frosty mugs, thanks to the best bartender anywhere, Rumpy!
And may l have a Jaegermeister chaser, make that 4 chasers. Thanks!
Oh, and some pretty umbrella drink for Sprite.
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Guys usually state their most erect length, and then generously add to that. Penises are flaccid most of the time, meaning they're at about a third or quarter of their fully erect length.
If a guy is sitting on the toilet, he's most likely flaccid and well short of the water. Plus, cold water or any cold at all causes a penis to shrink further to preserve body temperature. As well, his ball sack will tighten and pull snuggly against the body. The balls may actually slightly move up into the scrotum cavity. Balls must maintain normal body temperature to produce and preserve sperm.
If a guy is sitting on the toilet, he's most likely flaccid and well short of the water. Plus, cold water or any cold at all causes a penis to shrink further to preserve body temperature. As well, his ball sack will tighten and pull snuggly against the body. The balls may actually slightly move up into the scrotum cavity. Balls must maintain normal body temperature to produce and preserve sperm.
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warning to any non-sportin' types -- this here is a sports of sorts post
Carl, deepest sympathy is hereby extended to fans of the University of Kansas Jayhawks sports teams. First the head football coach and the school part ways due to his 'alleged' bad behavior while HC at my school, LSU (Louisiana State). Then the guy who hired him, the head of the school's athletic program (Athletic Director) is terminated and now the school'slegendary, blue-blood' men's basketball team ends a 'season from hell with even more bad news. Brings to mind the lyrical lament from the old 'Hee Haw' TV show, 'Gloom, despair, agony on me. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.'
About the only 'light at the end of the tunnel' for sports fans in your neck of the woods is the Royals are about to start playing ball. Hang in there.
(slides a 'three-finger' serving of Jameson over to Carl) BTW, are 'lap donkey's the next hot item in exotic pets? ;)
Greetings to all our recent newbies. Someday I'll try to meet y'all one-on-one if today's sinus headache from hell ever gets tired of tormenting me. You have been warned..
Okay, anybody else need a drink?
Rumps, at least year before last, your LSU Tigers had a legendary season - undefeated national champs. I still remember what they did to my Dawgs in the SEC Championship Game. Ouch!
I do feel like a drink. And to salute your old growin' up territory, l'll have ice cold Dixie Beer and chase it with Southern Comfort.
Have a great weekend!
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I'd like to say how thankful I am to the creators of Lycra-Spandex, and skin-tight, totally form fitting leggings used as pants for women! THANKS!
And if any of y'all are also thankful for that, just say so, and let's raise a toast!
I'm having a nice size glass of Jack Daniels on ice AND a few ice cold Dos Equis. So, please join me.
And if any of y'all are also thankful for that, just say so, and let's raise a toast!
I'm having a nice size glass of Jack Daniels on ice AND a few ice cold Dos Equis. So, please join me.
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Some people are way too easily offended. There are always a few whiny 'Karens' male or female. I don't know why some people read stories that are in genres they don't like, then leave disparaging comments on them. That is just ugly and small.
The story mods work really hard and do a great job of keeping any story content not allowed from being published here. We catch that in the verification process and work it out with the submitting author before it is posted. In most cases, the author hasn't realized something isn't allowed, and is able to edit their story so we can approve it.
Kimmi, you have a good reputation as a writer, so keep up the great work, and be encouraged by the large number of encouraging and praising comments your stories receive.
The story mods work really hard and do a great job of keeping any story content not allowed from being published here. We catch that in the verification process and work it out with the submitting author before it is posted. In most cases, the author hasn't realized something isn't allowed, and is able to edit their story so we can approve it.
Kimmi, you have a good reputation as a writer, so keep up the great work, and be encouraged by the large number of encouraging and praising comments your stories receive.
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I've started cutting my own hair or my wife does it. Get a high quality barber set of clippers.
I used to go to the barber shop. Some barber shops for men don't take tips, and some just have a tip jar. For a while my wife got me to go to a hairstylist. My hair was very long at the time. The stylist was expensive and expected a tip of at least 20%.
After l went with short hair again, it was back to the barber. If course now, l can cut my hair myself at least every week or two at my convenience. I like a weekly haitcut.
I used to go to the barber shop. Some barber shops for men don't take tips, and some just have a tip jar. For a while my wife got me to go to a hairstylist. My hair was very long at the time. The stylist was expensive and expected a tip of at least 20%.
After l went with short hair again, it was back to the barber. If course now, l can cut my hair myself at least every week or two at my convenience. I like a weekly haitcut.
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The UN Secretary-General, António Guterres, said: "It [review of the current nations' AGW policies] shows governments are nowhere close to the level of ambition needed to limit climate change to 1.5 degrees.
It is time to begin discussing the inevitable impact on people.
We'll all need to invest in a boat, and move to higher ground.
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As a guy, you know you've had too much sex when your cock is sore, balls ache, your pecker shaft is blue and purple, and the skin is raw and chafed. Any new orgasms are dry, and actually hurt. Time to take a break.
As for her, she's sore, can't sit still, and using up tubes of Vagisil.
As for her, she's sore, can't sit still, and using up tubes of Vagisil.