Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
YIKES... No chili but if you want a game of tug-o-war... Thursday's are the day to go!
I would love to see that!
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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A really intelligent woman doesn't come across bossy. If they are bossy they will not succeed, we'll just say no and be damned stubborn about it. But damnit, they sure do come up with other ways to manipulate us and they are damned good at it. You might find yourself in the middle of a party wearing a pink Izod. Yes a pink Izod!!! And the ladies get all their buddies involved, they'll all be touching you, rubbing their hand on you chest and telling you how good you look in that pink shirt. And all women are in on it , because everyone in the room will do that and have your ego all stoked until one of your own friends, a guy you can trust, comes up and says, "What the fuck are you wearing pink for dude?" Then you realize you have been worked.
But don't sweat it guys, because we can work the women pretty damn good too. Just sometimes you have to wear a pink damn Izod in order to get what you want down the road.
And if all else fails drink some scotch or a lot of scotch.
But don't sweat it guys, because we can work the women pretty damn good too. Just sometimes you have to wear a pink damn Izod in order to get what you want down the road.
And if all else fails drink some scotch or a lot of scotch.
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Once in college my girlfriend (now my wife) talked me into wearing her panties under my pants to class for the day. the trade off was that she'd wear my boxers. Some trade? There is no room in those thongs for testicles and the back of that thong rode up my ass (very uncomfortable.) And while in class I had a horrid thought: What if I got hit by one of those campus buses and ended up in the hospital. You know your parents are the ones listed as who to notify in an emergency. I could just see some crotchety nurse saying to my mom, while holding up those thong panties, "He was wearing these!"
So needless to say after Jennifer and I traded our undies back (and had sex of course!), I told her that was the last time I was ever going to wear her undies, at least as underwear. They did make a nice hat for intramural flag football. Yes we did! We wore panties on our heads while we stomped the shit out of another fraternity in flag football. I mean, it was college! AND...the panty donors had promised us a reward if we won by a lot!
So needless to say after Jennifer and I traded our undies back (and had sex of course!), I told her that was the last time I was ever going to wear her undies, at least as underwear. They did make a nice hat for intramural flag football. Yes we did! We wore panties on our heads while we stomped the shit out of another fraternity in flag football. I mean, it was college! AND...the panty donors had promised us a reward if we won by a lot!
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Quote by sprite
*shy smile* i'm surprised no one has brought up the subject of toes and feet, something we enjoy from time to time - having small feet CAN be a plus, you know.
But I had brought up the subject of toes and feet. So maybe then I should rethink inserting my foot and wiggling my toes. Is a size 12 about right? What about both feet? Should I take my shoes off? Socks? Will I need to use Dr. Scholls later? What if I get a cramp in my foot while its in use there? Would I look silly if I got my toenails painted? What if I have skulls and cross bones pained on my toenails? Is this a lot of questions?
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Quote by magnificent1rascal
I think I gained five pounds just reading your message, lol.
How much do you have to exercise to make up for it when you indulge in such culinary indiscretion?
I am an exercise freak, so I really do burn a lot of calories. But I may have to offset this meal with just a salad for supper and also I need to burn all that grease out of my arteries! But it sure was fun at the time.
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Quote by LittleBambi
But I think there is a bit of a 'well, you asked for it' going on in some people's case with regards to the almost daily pubic hair, cock length, yada yada posts we get - perhaps a sticky at the top of each forum outlining how to search for keywords, what sort of topics everyone is a bit bored of would help? But no doubt that'd ruin some people's fun
Little Bambi, I think it might be very entertaining for you to start a Forum subject called pubic hair, cock length, yada yada.
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Quote by sprite
but what if you don't have a sense of humor? *sighs* i asked for one from Santa and once again, i got nothing!
Rachel, that was me in the Santa Claus suit when you sat in my lap asking for a sense of humor. I didn't deliver cause I am trying to get you back in my lap!!!!!! I have a very special Santa Claus suit for you next time!
