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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Maybe I should shake my booty!
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It was true — 1/4 mile wheelie at 90 mph on I-985 riding a Kawasaki Ninja...scary as hell and amazingly fun!
True! I believe you have broken in horses. Women are marvelous with horses.
I have attended college parties where up to 100 people just took all their clothes off, including me of course.
True! I believe you have broken in horses. Women are marvelous with horses.
I have attended college parties where up to 100 people just took all their clothes off, including me of course.
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They need to do a new TV series spin off of American Idol called American pornstar, in which contestants compete to win and become the next great pornstar.
AMERICAN PORNSTAR, hosted by Buz!
(hell Ryan Seacrest went to UGA, so why not have the spin off show hosted by another UGA guy?)
AMERICAN PORNSTAR, hosted by Buz!
(hell Ryan Seacrest went to UGA, so why not have the spin off show hosted by another UGA guy?)
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Amen Rump! The Tide rolled the Tigers pelts to Tuscaloosa with cleat marks on them and laid them out spelling Roll Tide. A collective groan in Baton Rouge.
But then the Crimson Tidesters took a step backwards when they let that 'Bama boy with the tiny weenie show it off on the internet as he teabagged the passed out LSU fan. Now the Tide Nation needs to convince everyone they ain't all got tiny wee wees. Woops! As George Castanza would say, "SHRINKAGE!"
I need some caffeine. Late night. Went over to Athens last night and saw my Dawgs beat Tennessee 57-53 in overtime. I was quite thankful as my Dawgs aren't very good in basketball this year and was worried we might not even get one conference win. Not only that but we have finally reached double numbers for wins at 10. (relief) I don't see many more wins coming but I'll still cheer. (Quite frankly I think Tennessee is as bad as we are and the refs were as usual, incompetent!)
PS. I had a a great greasy burger and chili dog w/fries at The Varsity in Athens. Enough grease to lube my joints for months but very tasty!
But then the Crimson Tidesters took a step backwards when they let that 'Bama boy with the tiny weenie show it off on the internet as he teabagged the passed out LSU fan. Now the Tide Nation needs to convince everyone they ain't all got tiny wee wees. Woops! As George Castanza would say, "SHRINKAGE!"
I need some caffeine. Late night. Went over to Athens last night and saw my Dawgs beat Tennessee 57-53 in overtime. I was quite thankful as my Dawgs aren't very good in basketball this year and was worried we might not even get one conference win. Not only that but we have finally reached double numbers for wins at 10. (relief) I don't see many more wins coming but I'll still cheer. (Quite frankly I think Tennessee is as bad as we are and the refs were as usual, incompetent!)
PS. I had a a great greasy burger and chili dog w/fries at The Varsity in Athens. Enough grease to lube my joints for months but very tasty!
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Good morning! Did someone say fresh meat? Coma and Tose can now make out with them. I'm back in school and in the working grind, complete with night classes.
It's a cold morning here in the great city of Chicago with single-digit wind chills. Rump, are there any more LSU tiger pelts around that I can wear?
You mentioned LSU Tiger pelts. I have attended a few games with them as the opponent. I have to say that their hottie coeds wearing those tiger tails hanging out of the back of their skin tight jeans looks pretty sexy. I have preferred to see that, though, at the games where my Dawgs have skinned their hides. Though it seems we trade about pretty even kicking each other's ass. Unfortunately, they owned this year's game.
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Catnip I like women's hair kind of long. But I have seen some short hairstyles that still look sexy. I think it depends upon the facial shape. Just exactly what hairstyles/cut do you have in mind or is it all still up in the air. Your decision, not your hair. haha
And right Callum. My hair is too long. I have had it trimmed some but I sure would prefer a 'buz' cut. My wife keeps using her unfair feminine wyles and charms to convince to to keep it long. I did shave the short beard i had grown though.
But come warmer weather this spring and this longer hair has to go. I told her that too. She makes her cute little pouty face. But when warm weather arrives I am getting it cut short, at least a #3 on a clipper.
Hey Catnip, how about a B-52 hairstyle?
And right Callum. My hair is too long. I have had it trimmed some but I sure would prefer a 'buz' cut. My wife keeps using her unfair feminine wyles and charms to convince to to keep it long. I did shave the short beard i had grown though.
But come warmer weather this spring and this longer hair has to go. I told her that too. She makes her cute little pouty face. But when warm weather arrives I am getting it cut short, at least a #3 on a clipper.
Hey Catnip, how about a B-52 hairstyle?
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Actresses:
Halle Berry
Jennifer Garner
Angelina Jolie
Holly Hunter*
Eva Green
Kate Beckinsale
Lucy Liu
Kate Hudson
Megan Fox
Jessica Biel
Actors:
Steve McQueen
John Wayne
Samuel L. Jackson*
Jack Nicholson
Morgan Freeman
Clint Eastwood
Denzel Washington
Bruce Willis
Russell Crowe
Daniel Craig
* Samuel L. Jackson and Holly Hunter are both homegrown hometown Georgia folks for me. Samuel L. Jackson is an Atlanta native and huge fan of the Atlanta Falcons and Georgia Bulldogs. He once worked selling peanuts and stuff in old Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium at Falcons games. Samuel Jackson has also participated in the Dawg Walk with the Georgia Bulldogs. He is one damn cool dude and one of the most talented actors alive!
• Holly Hunter is from Tucker, Georgia and her thick north Georgia accent has never left her. She sounds sexier than any actress ever. maybe I am partial to my native accent.
Other actresses and actors from my neck of the woods, Georgia:
Kim Basinger (from Athens GA)
Julia Roberts (from Smyrna, GA - still has a thick GA accent despite living in New York for the last several years)
Wayne Knight (also a UGA graduate, he played Newman on Seinfeld.)
Josh Holloway (Blue Ridge, GA, also went to UGA, I played football against his high school)
Ryan Seacrest (TV host, American idol, went to UGA)
Lawrence Fishburn (Albany, GA)
Ossie Davis (Atlanta)
Stacy Keach (Savannah)
DeForrest Kelly (Atlanta)
There are more but those are the most famous
Halle Berry
Jennifer Garner
Angelina Jolie
Holly Hunter*
Eva Green
Kate Beckinsale
Lucy Liu
Kate Hudson
Megan Fox
Jessica Biel
Actors:
Steve McQueen
John Wayne
Samuel L. Jackson*
Jack Nicholson
Morgan Freeman
Clint Eastwood
Denzel Washington
Bruce Willis
Russell Crowe
Daniel Craig
* Samuel L. Jackson and Holly Hunter are both homegrown hometown Georgia folks for me. Samuel L. Jackson is an Atlanta native and huge fan of the Atlanta Falcons and Georgia Bulldogs. He once worked selling peanuts and stuff in old Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium at Falcons games. Samuel Jackson has also participated in the Dawg Walk with the Georgia Bulldogs. He is one damn cool dude and one of the most talented actors alive!
• Holly Hunter is from Tucker, Georgia and her thick north Georgia accent has never left her. She sounds sexier than any actress ever. maybe I am partial to my native accent.
Other actresses and actors from my neck of the woods, Georgia:
Kim Basinger (from Athens GA)
Julia Roberts (from Smyrna, GA - still has a thick GA accent despite living in New York for the last several years)
Wayne Knight (also a UGA graduate, he played Newman on Seinfeld.)
Josh Holloway (Blue Ridge, GA, also went to UGA, I played football against his high school)
Ryan Seacrest (TV host, American idol, went to UGA)
Lawrence Fishburn (Albany, GA)
Ossie Davis (Atlanta)
Stacy Keach (Savannah)
DeForrest Kelly (Atlanta)
There are more but those are the most famous
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I don't think I'd want my dick pictured on the internet if it wasn't any bigger then this. Also DO NOT PASS OUT in front of drunk Alabama fans:
http://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alabama-fan-teabagged-a-passed+out-and-now-supposedly-dead-lsu-fan-at-the-bourbon-street-krystal
http://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alabama-fan-teabagged-a-passed+out-and-now-supposedly-dead-lsu-fan-at-the-bourbon-street-krystal
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Once I have gone through all the trouble to write my stories and post them and furthermore to get all those great comments then I sure would not want to frivolously delete them. I think I'll stick around.
I think I am going to fantasize about a threesome with Evil Dancing_Doll and Dark Sprite! Yowee!
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
~James Dean
I think I am going to fantasize about a threesome with Evil Dancing_Doll and Dark Sprite! Yowee!
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
~James Dean
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Okay.... Yes I would not want to get too close to the other guy. I have been in MFM threesomes. The double penetration we did was either pussy-mouth or ass-mouth. I haven't done ass-pussy double. So I'm just a bit squeamish about touching the other guy while involved in a sex act and have avoided that. That's just me.
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I guess I'm not as experimental as I would think but have never done either. I have no interest in the swallow thing, though have gone down on her after, I'm just careful. I might consider playing with my own butt but she always beats me to the punch and/or sticks hers in my face!