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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Oh hell yes. My wife loves to tease me in public. I can't even answer how many times she has used her hands or feet to tease my crotch under the table at restaurants. She loves to flash me when we are stopped in traffic or at a red light, giving me upskirt flashes or undoing her top and flashing her tits at me. Just standing in line or something and she can ever so discreetly rub my crotch. She is very clever at finding ways to rub herself on me at snobby social functions. I have to be very careful and find ways to hide the fact that she is making me pitch a tent.
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My wife's turn to cook. She made spaghetti with meat sauce and meatballs. We had a small green salad with an Italian vinaigrette dressing, then she served up her delicious spaghetti with meat sauce & meatballs with french bread and cabernet savignon. She will not allow me in the kitchen when she cooks this. She says I'll see what she is doing then I'll learn all her ingredients in her meat sauce. She knows I love to cook and she does a fantastic job on this meal so she is protecting her turf. She says she does not want me stealing her thunder. That's all cool. Dinner was spectacular!
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Quote by ManOfWar
In honor of this, my twentieth birthday, as well as the New Year, I have a question for all of you. Should I grow a beard? :P Would a beard fit me?
Can you grow a beard? If its too thin it will look nasty. I sometimes grow a beard or goatee during the winter and keep it cut real short. Sometimes I have gone with the stubble look for weeks at a time by just using the trimmer on my electric razor.
Having a beard depends upon the color and beard thickness and your face. Also your hair length. Beards don't work with a crew cut or flat top.
I just had a beard and shaved it off. Wife said it was scratching her but she still didn't want me to shave it, but with my current longer hair length I was beginning to look like I had stepped out of the 1960s Haight Ashbury district, so the beard had to go.
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I purchased a fold up sex swing for my wife (at least I told her it was for her. ha) for Christmas. Right now that thing is rating very high with me! Its even more fun than my remote control helicopter. (bet you thought I was going to say remote control egg? And yes we have one of those, too. And yes it is a lot of fun!)
The fold up mobile sex swing stores neatly under the bed so your parents don't see it when they come to visit.
The fold up mobile sex swing stores neatly under the bed so your parents don't see it when they come to visit.
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I always have my stomach tied up in knots when I first submit a story. It helps if I get someone to proofread it for me. I am dyslexic and could easily let some awful typos slip through no matter how many times I re-read it.
I would guess that most of us feel very uptight when submitting our creation for other people to critique. My stories still feel like they belong to me even after I have submitted them since they are the things that happened to me.
I would guess that most of us feel very uptight when submitting our creation for other people to critique. My stories still feel like they belong to me even after I have submitted them since they are the things that happened to me.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Fck a bunch of this shit.
Any moron who wanders in spouting tardisms, I'm calling out.
Anyone who comes creeping back... (Carolyn/Mark/Bigguns/Rico)...I am going to sit back and giggle as the rest of you attempt to gauge that trolls authenticity.
Advice to Newbs..
Just be yourself. Read the 30 or so threads devoted to Lush newbs and forum etiquette/behavior. Then...read some more for a week or two before posting dipshittedness.
There are a lot of fartsmuckers here, we'll see through you pretty quickly.
WMM why don't you market some fartsmuckers t-shirts? Could be a big hit.
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In reality wouldn't a 9 incher bruise a lot of cervixes?
Okay, I have a hand crank attached to mine so you can adjust it in or out for your preferred size and the hand pump on my side will adjust the girth. I am just a sex robot. Just imagine what my vibrating tongue does? Settings from 1 to 10. 10 = super orgasmic!!!!
But I am not programmed to hold your purse while you try on clothes in the dressing room.
Okay, I have a hand crank attached to mine so you can adjust it in or out for your preferred size and the hand pump on my side will adjust the girth. I am just a sex robot. Just imagine what my vibrating tongue does? Settings from 1 to 10. 10 = super orgasmic!!!!
But I am not programmed to hold your purse while you try on clothes in the dressing room.
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Last night was my night to cook. I grilled pork steaks that I had marinated. The marinate I made was made from red wine, soy sauce, paprika, pepper and garlic powder. I cooked stir fried brown rice with diced onions and carrots in it. I also cooked green beans nice and crunchy in a stir pan. I also made some corn bread, following my granddad's instructions from new corn meal that he gave me from corn grown on his farm. We had a California Rose wine to go with supper.
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• Kawaski KX250 (dirtbike)
• 1986 Nissan Pathfinder
• Kawaski Vulcan
• Kawaski Ninja
*2006 Ford Taurus *(company provided car)
• 2011 Toyota Tacoma 4x4
*2011 Cadillac CTS Sport Sedan *(company provided car)
• 1986 Jeep Wrangler (currently in the process of restoring/rebuilding)
• 1986 Nissan Pathfinder
• Kawaski Vulcan
• Kawaski Ninja
*2006 Ford Taurus *(company provided car)
• 2011 Toyota Tacoma 4x4
*2011 Cadillac CTS Sport Sedan *(company provided car)
• 1986 Jeep Wrangler (currently in the process of restoring/rebuilding)
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I have bought my wife outfits before. She usually beats me to the punch and is always surprising me with something sexy but she does get really excited when I get her something kinky sexy & seductive to wear.
Late on Christmas Eve I was still in the den watching TV when she texted me from the bedroom on my cell phone saying to get my ass in there right away. I walked into the bedroom and she was spread eagle on the bed with one red thigh stocking and one green thigh stocking on and wearing a Santa Claus red & white stocking cap and nothing else. Damn! That was fun!
Late on Christmas Eve I was still in the den watching TV when she texted me from the bedroom on my cell phone saying to get my ass in there right away. I walked into the bedroom and she was spread eagle on the bed with one red thigh stocking and one green thigh stocking on and wearing a Santa Claus red & white stocking cap and nothing else. Damn! That was fun!
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Usually ice cold beer!!! I love beer to be in a long neck glass bottle. 33" farenheit.
I also like bourbon whiskey straight on the rocks. Sometimes mix it with Coca-Cola but usually straight. Other drinks I love are scotch on the rocks.
I love to drink hot coffee — strong & black!
And I love iced sweet tea!!!!
Lest I forget my favorite wine, cabernet savignon.
I also like bourbon whiskey straight on the rocks. Sometimes mix it with Coca-Cola but usually straight. Other drinks I love are scotch on the rocks.
I love to drink hot coffee — strong & black!
And I love iced sweet tea!!!!
Lest I forget my favorite wine, cabernet savignon.
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Myself I think a strap on would be too big. I have heard many straight guys like to get strap on fucked by their ladies. That doesn't bother me at all and I am totally straight.
My wife loves to use this very small vibe in me while she gives me head. She finds a spot behind my scrotum with it while she is sucking & licking me and WOW!
At this time I have not been interested in exploring anything more back there. So I am good for now but you never know what will develop.
My wife loves to use this very small vibe in me while she gives me head. She finds a spot behind my scrotum with it while she is sucking & licking me and WOW!
At this time I have not been interested in exploring anything more back there. So I am good for now but you never know what will develop.
