Knocking an elbow into your breast on purpose is inexcusable. Hopefully they'd get a nice crack to the nads in return.
If I was in a crowded bar and accidentally hit a woman's boobs I would apologize profusely and genuinely feel horrible that it happened.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Some people prefer mediocrity over excellence. Like giving a trophy to every team that participated so they all don't get their little feelings hurt.
Political correctness makes me want to vomit! Competition spurs excellence. Set a goal and work hard to achieve it. If you don't make it get, your ass in gear and try again.
Keep the "Top Authors for the Month" section!
Political correctness makes me want to vomit! Competition spurs excellence. Set a goal and work hard to achieve it. If you don't make it get, your ass in gear and try again.
Keep the "Top Authors for the Month" section!
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I dare anyone to wear one of these, snap a photo and post it in this thread.
What do you receive if you do?
A well used spot outside Chef's bedroom window, in the bushes...next to Merc and me.
WMM that is funny as hell.
Damn people why pay good money for anything. I think I'll start marketing a Cock Huggie for guys (to stretch their penis) haha and even better a Butt Huggie for women (to reduce butt size.) Maybe an Ear Huggie. Or a Head Huggie for people with GIANT heads like John Elway that makes them look like an enormous bobble head. Hell most things could be Huggied.
WMM you want to invest in this?
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I guess because I could oil myself up and give myself a nice greasy handjob, I'll take the blowjob as my first choice.
But I would like to add that both you and your partner can oil each other up totally and enjoy some great all encompassing sex. That is great fun, two greasy bodies slipping and sliding together.!
But I would like to add that both you and your partner can oil each other up totally and enjoy some great all encompassing sex. That is great fun, two greasy bodies slipping and sliding together.!
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Quote by 1Zratedgal
Geeze Buz! Where the hell you been the last 40-50 years? You guys have been trying to do that to us gals forever!!!
Kisses!
Steph
Truthfully Steph, my wife dresses sexy as hell without me having to ask!!!! And I am very grateful for that and I often show her my gratefulness!!!!
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Quote by MissyLuvsYa
I come from Louisiana, the last state in the USA to outlaw "COCKfighting!" LOL
So the rest is up to your imagination!
I can just see you Missy at a "cock"fight!!!! 2 crazy naked swamp Cajuns fighting for your attention.
Au cours d'une jeune fille sparring.
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Its time for a REVOLUTION!!!! Guys lets change our ladies styles!!! Demand ultra short mini skirts, crotchless panties, stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, see through tops and colors that don't match!!!! And that would be business & church attire! How about get them to wear camouflage spandex? Or crotchless jeans!!!
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Really?
She messaged me last night and chatted with me about this. Then gave me her email address so we can keep in touch.
Then she sent me some photos of her boobies! Then we cammed! It was glorious...
nanny nanny boo boo!
(okay I made that last part up)
Things happen guys, deal with it, come'on. I'd say that unless
you have managed to finagle an email address or chat handle
(from google talk, chat or whatever) from the person,
then... they didn't really want to be your pal outside of Lush.
Don't be sad that it's over, be happy you met them and they didn't cost you anything.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you're stuck with it. If not - rejoice and have a beer.
She did notify me that she was deleting and did send me her email address (and address to her blog), but I will still miss her on Lush because she was a good friend to me here.
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The subject of topics naturally evolve, especially when it grows to be several pages of comments. It is the human element. And sometimes someone may see the opportunity to interject a little humor, which occasionally may be needed.
Like Lois Lane suggested, if you see the need to being the forum subject back on topic, just post again on the original topic and that will most likely push it toward the original intent. Otherwise just enjoy and chill out.
PS. Hey Sprite!!! How YOU Doin? If you are going shopping can I send you my wish list?
Like Lois Lane suggested, if you see the need to being the forum subject back on topic, just post again on the original topic and that will most likely push it toward the original intent. Otherwise just enjoy and chill out.
PS. Hey Sprite!!! How YOU Doin? If you are going shopping can I send you my wish list?
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Just one. We were each other's first time and dated for 3 years. By college age there are very few virgins left. In fact all of the girls I have been with since after high school were not only no longer virgins but knew very well what they were doing. For me from age 18 and up women have usually been the sexual aggressor.
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I had a message this morning from a very good Lush friend that she had deleted her account. I was shocked and very saddening, actually just sick about it. She even had a competition story entered. I will really miss her being here very much. And I also noticed that all of her great comments on my stories had vanished as well as votes my stories had received from her.
