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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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I will soon venture into the 'toy' shop just about a mile and a half down the road from our apt. to buy something for my wife for Christmas!
My wife & I do have that little vibe that was hers that she uses on me occasionally. The toys we have we do use on her as a couple. She did tell me that she wants to find something for me that vibrates my scrotum while I fuck her or receive head from her and I am all for that. That sounds good. We have a nice porn collection and we go through spells watching that. We have talked about a sex swing but we are going to wait until we buy a house or something or buy one that has its own mobile framework. I need to look into that.

I have seen the fleshlight and other male sex toys such as the 'pocket pussy'. Those things have been popular gag gifts at Christmas parties my friends have had. I bet several of them have been utilized for real. Why not?

If I get anything I'll let my wife pick it out for me and she can be part of using it. I mean why not? I have used dildos and vibes on her. And she loves to stick that one little vibe in my ass while she sucks me off. And I can tell you that I don't have any complaints. If you want to read about that little vibe check out my story:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/my-girlfriend-shoved-a-vibrator-up-my.aspx
Another Georgia singer...but this is country!!!!!!!

This band is out of Athens, Georgia USA (they are very entertaining in concert)

I'm listening to Jucifer, a grunge metal band out of Athens, Georgia USA.
What I always hate after sex in the movie theater is how it feels when I pull my pants up and find that popcorn and candy wrappers have fallen into my underwear.
When we are in bed and my wife puts her hand on my cock she is not wanting me to sleep. She is usually waking me up for a wee hours romp. That is also why I am so groggy this morning and needing to drink an extra cup or two of coffee.
Maybe she can spend the money on some gigolos to make up for lost time. But I wonder why he no longer wanted to have sex with her. I am sure there is more to the story than we know.
A 5-hp gasoline powered stap-on works best but only if the woman is large enough to handle that motor strapped to her back. Sorry, they only come in pull-start for now and it's kind of loud, the muffler isn't that good. You might want to wear goggles and a hard hat too.
Wouldn't that be kind of crunchy when you sit down?
I thought that line only worked if the guy was standing on a street corner wearing only cowboy boots.
Quote by NatureBoy
I'm typing my story for the winter contest.


And that story better be great or you'll be running laps and wind sprints!

I am reading that NatureBoy is typing up his winter contest story!

Maybe I'll coach him along to get it finished! "Get that story finished!"
haha

I want to get my butt cheeks vajazzled and change my Lush posting name to Vajazzled Buttman!!!!!!

I might get my left kneecap vajazzled too.
Whoa!!!!! No way I would tell her something like that! It would be terrible to hurt someone's feelings that way! If you want to give some constructive criticism you should do it in a way that is not even critical. Tell them that you'd think it would be so hot if they did this or that a certain way and make them excited to do that for you. And after tell them how great it was. They will only get better then. Please never devastate someone by being negative and hurting them.
I like some tattoos. Not too many or too large, though.
Hello Dreamliner.

I'm Buz in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
All I know is that it is what it is. It's there and it ain't going away. I think the true definition must be somewhere in a country music song.
I have to be honest. I have never even looked at Twitter.
Have a Fantastic Thanksgiving to everyone, my fellow Americans and my friends from all other places* too! (*that especially includes my Lush friend from Australia, England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, South Africa, etc.)

I plan to eat lots of turkey & dressing, biscuits with gravy, grilled corn on the cobb (or white cream corn), broccoli casserole, field peas, green beans, honey baked ham, sweet cole slaw, apple crumb pie, German chocolate cake and whatever else I can stuff into myself. (Also hoping for some coconut cake and would really love to have a banana pudding hot and fresh out of the oven.) And then I will vegetate in a recliner or sofa and watch football on television. I want to watch the Detroit Lions led by quarterback Matthews Stafford (a Georgia Bulldog great) kick the Green Bay Packers' asses! So go Lions and kick some ass!


Chicks absolutely know what they are doing when they grind on us when dancing. Our erection is their desired result.
Okay here is another obscure trivial fact from my past while playing football in high school.

I once blew my girlfriend, a cheerleader, a kiss as I passed her on the sideline while scoring a long 95 yard touchdown.

I received the kick-off on the 5 yard line and found an opening between my team's blockers on the left side of the field and sprinted as fast as I could go down the left side just a couple of yards in bounds, as I streaked past our cheerleaders I could see my girlfriend on my left so I turned my head and gestured a blowing kiss at her as I ran by her.

All the girls in school loved me for that. I was like the most popular guy that next week. However, my head coach wasn't too fond of me doing that. He thought I had been a show off (and I was often guilty of that.) So despite the fact that I had scored 2 touchdowns, caught 6 passes and was second on the team in tackles that game, after the next Monday's practice I had to stay late and run wind sprints, lots and lots of wind sprints, until I vomited.

If I had the chance to relive that moment I wouldn't change anything. It was worth every wind sprint! haha