I'm listening to Jucifer, a grunge metal band out of Athens, Georgia USA.
What I always hate after sex in the movie theater is how it feels when I pull my pants up and find that popcorn and candy wrappers have fallen into my underwear.
When we are in bed and my wife puts her hand on my cock she is not wanting me to sleep. She is usually waking me up for a wee hours romp. That is also why I am so groggy this morning and needing to drink an extra cup or two of coffee.
Maybe she can spend the money on some gigolos to make up for lost time. But I wonder why he no longer wanted to have sex with her. I am sure there is more to the story than we know.
A 5-hp gasoline powered stap-on works best but only if the woman is large enough to handle that motor strapped to her back. Sorry, they only come in pull-start for now and it's kind of loud, the muffler isn't that good. You might want to wear goggles and a hard hat too.
Wouldn't that be kind of crunchy when you sit down?
haha
I want to get my butt cheeks vajazzled and change my Lush posting name to Vajazzled Buttman!!!!!!
I might get my left kneecap vajazzled too.
Whoa!!!!! No way I would tell her something like that! It would be terrible to hurt someone's feelings that way! If you want to give some constructive criticism you should do it in a way that is not even critical. Tell them that you'd think it would be so hot if they did this or that a certain way and make them excited to do that for you. And after tell them how great it was. They will only get better then. Please never devastate someone by being negative and hurting them.
Oral sex
outside or inside?
I like some tattoos. Not too many or too large, though.
Hello Dreamliner.
I'm Buz in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
All I know is that it is what it is. It's there and it ain't going away. I think the true definition must be somewhere in a country music song.
I have to be honest. I have never even looked at Twitter.
Chicks absolutely know what they are doing when they grind on us when dancing. Our erection is their desired result.
Okay here is another obscure trivial fact from my past while playing football in high school.
I once blew my girlfriend, a cheerleader, a kiss as I passed her on the sideline while scoring a long 95 yard touchdown.
I received the kick-off on the 5 yard line and found an opening between my team's blockers on the left side of the field and sprinted as fast as I could go down the left side just a couple of yards in bounds, as I streaked past our cheerleaders I could see my girlfriend on my left so I turned my head and gestured a blowing kiss at her as I ran by her.
All the girls in school loved me for that. I was like the most popular guy that next week. However, my head coach wasn't too fond of me doing that. He thought I had been a show off (and I was often guilty of that.) So despite the fact that I had scored 2 touchdowns, caught 6 passes and was second on the team in tackles that game, after the next Monday's practice I had to stay late and run wind sprints, lots and lots of wind sprints, until I vomited.
If I had the chance to relive that moment I wouldn't change anything. It was worth every wind sprint! haha