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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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1. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (the greatest Christmas movie ever!)
2. Home Alone (I still love this movie and it had Joe Pesci.)
3. A Christmas Story (every boy needs a BB gun and I love the dad's leg lamp in the window, wish I had one!)
4. Scrooged (Bill Murray of course!)
5. It's A Wonderful Life (okay I know its old-fashioned and hokie but my family watched it every year at Christmas when I grew up & it makes me feel good.)
Bad Santa (honorable mention)
2. Home Alone (I still love this movie and it had Joe Pesci.)
3. A Christmas Story (every boy needs a BB gun and I love the dad's leg lamp in the window, wish I had one!)
4. Scrooged (Bill Murray of course!)
5. It's A Wonderful Life (okay I know its old-fashioned and hokie but my family watched it every year at Christmas when I grew up & it makes me feel good.)
Bad Santa (honorable mention)
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Ben Wade - 3:10 to Yuma
Doc McCoy - The Getaway (especially based on the 1972 movie w/Steve McQueen)
Roger "Verbal" Kint - The Usual Suspects
Hartigan - Sin City
Wyatt Earp - Tombstone
Einar - The Vikings (Kirk Douglas was cool as hell in that role)
John - 9 1/2 Weeks
Coach Morris Buttermaker - The Bad News Bears
Doc McCoy - The Getaway (especially based on the 1972 movie w/Steve McQueen)
Roger "Verbal" Kint - The Usual Suspects
Hartigan - Sin City
Wyatt Earp - Tombstone
Einar - The Vikings (Kirk Douglas was cool as hell in that role)
John - 9 1/2 Weeks
Coach Morris Buttermaker - The Bad News Bears
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I think Dr. Emily Gibson is full of shit! She just wants to get paid to write some magazine articles. Maybe her man dumped her bushy dense jungle thicket for a smoothie and she's really pissed off! And now she's out to get all you smoothies.
Dr. Buz encourages you to stay smooth or maybe a cute little landing strip, just barely enough to tickle the nose!
Dr. Buz encourages you to stay smooth or maybe a cute little landing strip, just barely enough to tickle the nose!
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This thread is quite entertaining! Missy had already relayed her suspicions about the NO MEN! thing awhile back and Dancing_Doll made some great observations. The fun banter between Sprite and Magical-Felix was highly entertaining as always.
I have noticed that any real lesbians in real life that I have known had guy friends for friends and gay guys have women for friends too. Certainly there are lots of people that are friends and sex has nothing to do with it.
As a straight male I do not want to jump every females bones (okay maybe when I was 19, I mean those hormones were out of control. non-stop erection and all, brain did not function properly...you know!!!) But now I just like to be friends. Besides I am with the woman that really raises the flag up my pole anyhow.
And believe me if their bio says NO MEN! I am thinking either it is a man or someone with a very small mind. Actually a man with a small mind and probably a small member, too. haha
I have noticed that any real lesbians in real life that I have known had guy friends for friends and gay guys have women for friends too. Certainly there are lots of people that are friends and sex has nothing to do with it.
As a straight male I do not want to jump every females bones (okay maybe when I was 19, I mean those hormones were out of control. non-stop erection and all, brain did not function properly...you know!!!) But now I just like to be friends. Besides I am with the woman that really raises the flag up my pole anyhow.
And believe me if their bio says NO MEN! I am thinking either it is a man or someone with a very small mind. Actually a man with a small mind and probably a small member, too. haha
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Isn't it appropriate that he's a banker?
I have no idea why any guy would think that was a good idea.
I had a friend once who wanted to send a card to a girl he wanted to gout with and get several us guys (his friends) to sign the card with testimonials as to why she should go out with him. We told him that it was a bad idea and we did not let him do it.
I think if a guy asks a woman out and she turns him down the first time that he should never ask her again. I know of some guys that did that and they always got turned down a second time. Why would they go in a for a second round of humiliation?
There are plenty of women out there who will ask the guy out. Let them come to you.
I have no idea why any guy would think that was a good idea.
I had a friend once who wanted to send a card to a girl he wanted to gout with and get several us guys (his friends) to sign the card with testimonials as to why she should go out with him. We told him that it was a bad idea and we did not let him do it.
I think if a guy asks a woman out and she turns him down the first time that he should never ask her again. I know of some guys that did that and they always got turned down a second time. Why would they go in a for a second round of humiliation?
There are plenty of women out there who will ask the guy out. Let them come to you.
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I wish we had a comment required for all votes along with what score the vote was.
The people that tend to give bad scores practically never say who they are or why.
I assume that they are just jealous that they can't write a well received story themselves so they dish out bad votes and hide like cowards!!!!
The people that tend to give bad scores practically never say who they are or why.
I assume that they are just jealous that they can't write a well received story themselves so they dish out bad votes and hide like cowards!!!!
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I love to look at the expression on her face when I am cumming! If she is really making noise and her lips are circled up and tight like she is super into it that adds to the intensity. Sometimes its great to look into each other's eyes when cumming. Actually I love that!
All through the making love I am thinking about the sounds, the feel, the smell, the entire aura of it. Things like thigh stockings, lingerie can sometimes heighten the experience and melt my mind as we are having sex.
I guess you could say I am thinking of savoring every little morsel of the experience.
All through the making love I am thinking about the sounds, the feel, the smell, the entire aura of it. Things like thigh stockings, lingerie can sometimes heighten the experience and melt my mind as we are having sex.
I guess you could say I am thinking of savoring every little morsel of the experience.
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Something I have noticed since the upgrade is that the Author's Copyright information at the top of the stories has disappeared. Is there anyway to get that back?
ADDENDUM: Oops! I just discovered the copyright doesn't how up on my stories when I am logged in. Log off and then I see it. haha Never mind!!!!!
ADDENDUM: Oops! I just discovered the copyright doesn't how up on my stories when I am logged in. Log off and then I see it. haha Never mind!!!!!
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There are a lot of very important days with incredible events such as whatever team I was on winning a championship, graduations, signing a huge account at work, even one day that was such a huge disappointment and had a great impact, really lots of days that are important but after serious contemplation I will have to say my wedding day.
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Would you believe that I cook 2/3 of our meals at home? I do.
Tonight, first of all I made my wife stay out of the kitchen and dining room until I had everything set and served.
I grilled mahi mahi steaks. I marinated them in some lemon juice. Once I turned them for the last time I sprinkled on a little cayenne pepper and placed tomato and orange slices on them. Then I served the mahi mahi with rice pilaf and steamed broccoli that I also prepared. We also had french bread and white wine, a sauvignon blanc. I cut the lights off and we ate by candle light with 1 red rose on the table.
Tonight, first of all I made my wife stay out of the kitchen and dining room until I had everything set and served.
I grilled mahi mahi steaks. I marinated them in some lemon juice. Once I turned them for the last time I sprinkled on a little cayenne pepper and placed tomato and orange slices on them. Then I served the mahi mahi with rice pilaf and steamed broccoli that I also prepared. We also had french bread and white wine, a sauvignon blanc. I cut the lights off and we ate by candle light with 1 red rose on the table.
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I like sexy lacy sheer panties on a chick the best. Very seductive and teasing. Of course au natural has its fun too!
My wife has a large assortment of the sexiest panties you can imagine from thongs, boy short style to crotchless. But she does not have one single opaque pair at all. Everything sheer and lots with lacy designs but all look so damn sexy on her. Makes me go BOING!
My wife has a large assortment of the sexiest panties you can imagine from thongs, boy short style to crotchless. But she does not have one single opaque pair at all. Everything sheer and lots with lacy designs but all look so damn sexy on her. Makes me go BOING!
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Quote by poizenivy
Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling
Actually that is a good idea. I love to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come calling. I love to always ask the Mormons if I can ride their bike. I say, "Don't worry I won't get the seat dirty!"