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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Spartacus (leader of the Roman slave revolt)
Gen. George Patton (coolest dude on the planet)
Pres. Theodore Roosevelt (greatest American President ever)
Sir Henry Morgan (the pirate)
William Wallace (Scottish patriot and freedom fighter)
Crazy Horse (Sioux Indian leader & great warrior)
John Paul Jones (American Revolutionary navy hero)
Daniel Morgan (American Revolutionary hero)
Hannibal (Carthaginian general)
William the Conqueror (The Duke of Normandy that conquered England)
And we would be drinking ice cold beer out of long neck glass bottles and smoking cigars!


I got married at the end of last April and we had dated off and on since 2004. I can't imagine the honeymoon wearing off. She's the sexiest creature on the planet!
For snack food I love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...
I have only been to Canada once and the folks there were super nice!!! I definitely want to go back. It's a big country so I guess I need to visit a lot to get it all in. Where are the best places to go hunting, especially some kind of bird hunting?
No, but I did see a girl masturbating in class once. I believe that she thought no one knew what she was doing. I have no idea what the professor talked about that day.
I'll post some nudes if y'all will send them to me. Sprite?
I like KornPopper's suggestions. ditto to those.

the only other thing I can think of adding is 'scratch and sniff.'
5:45 am this morning before jogging. I was hoping to this evening but we had a big dinner & she fell asleep on the sofa...now I am sitting here doing Lush.
That's not a mustache, it's an exotic animal!
We share a king size bed/mattress. Occasionally she snores. I love to tease her about. She gets a little ticked at me for that. haha She does love to cuddle up. Sometimes it seems like she wants to sleep on top of me and she pulls the blankets off of me while she is asleep. She falls asleep much easier than I do. Actually she usually falls asleep in the den sitting in a chair or the lying on the sofa. I either wake her up to go to bed or toss her over my shoulder and carry her to bed.
In an envelope and then I mail it to countries with zero population growth.
I'll keep this in mind! hahaha I just got married last April!!!!! But hey I sure do love it so far!
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It does not help that our dicks change size several times throughout the day and often become erect even if we are not even thinking about sex or anything remotely sexy. I have heard of penis implants that mostly give the cock more girth.

"OH SHIT! She wants me to undress now! But I've been in the pool!!!!!"



You mean Shrinkage? LOL


Hi Nikki! Yes, shrinkage! Sometimes a guy can pull his shorts down and see that thing hanging extra low and thick and think, "Oh yea! If she could see me now!!!!"

Then other times he pulls his shorts down and panics, "Where did it go!!!!" "Call the cops! Grand theft penis!" "Someone has stolen my cock!"

There just is no consistency! can you imagine the frustration if your boobs changed size drastically throughout the day?

Maybe God is a woman and has a mischievous sense of humor.
Go ahead and tell her. But can you take it when she tells you her stories and they are more numerous, wilder and kinkier than your own?
Little white lies to keep from hurting someone's feelings. Big lies should definitely be avoided!
We have been watching porn together since way back the first time we started dating. A lot of fun! We see new crazy positions, etc. and try them out!
As a guy I am never eager to have sex when she is on her period. I usually love to do a lot of foreplay and oral first before we get to the intercourse and I just can't get into that when she is bleeding or spotting. Smells are different, etc. so I strongly prefer to wait. I am not a 'redwings' guy! I think I am a little anal retentive when it comes to cleanliness and sanitation in anything so I just am too squemish during that time.
Sanford Stadium on a fall Saturday afternoon with 93,000 of my fellow Dawgnation packed in.
The UGA campus.
A bright sunny slightly windy day on Lake Lanier.
The view from atop a peak in the southern Appalachians, especially from the top of Brasstown Bald.
My wife laying on the sofa reading when I come in from a hard day at the office.
I think only poets can describe love.

I recognize it and I feel it and it is very strong, overwhelming in a way, but unbelievably fantastic when it is equally returned.
Don't bang the sister-in-law!!!!

There are lots of true crime shows on TV about stuff like that.

Somebody always gets shot!
Yes! And then after that try a FFM followed by an MMF. Try them all several times until you are all very good at it!
"Go Anal!" that would make a great t-shirt!
Well I have experienced 'friends with benefits sex." And it was great, back in college, before I was married. And might I add that my wife and I are super great friends. Damn I have known her since before we could walk or I can even remember...like 25 years and I am 25 years old.

Oh that great friends with benefits sex is a story I posted:

Friends With Benefits Begins" http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/friends-with-benefits-begins.aspx
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about 375 miles!!!!




(I can't help myself. I have been drinking chardonnay!)





Thanks Missy! I love that one!