It does not help that our dicks change size several times throughout the day and often become erect even if we are not even thinking about sex or anything remotely sexy. I have heard of penis implants that mostly give the cock more girth.
"OH SHIT! She wants me to undress now! But I've been in the pool!!!!!"
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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1. loud deep muffles on a V8 engine or a cruiser motorcycle
2. Sanford Stadium on a fall Saturday afternoon when The Dawgs score a touchdown, sack a QB or intercept a pass and the decibel level is off the charts!
3. When my wife screams "Of Fuck! Oh Shit!" and her mouth makes that familiar O shape and I know she just started an orgasm!
4. The rush of the water up ahead when you are canoeing/cayaking and you know you've reached the rapids!
5. That escape of carbonated air when you pop the top off an ice cold long neck bottle of beer!
6. The sound of the crickets as you doze off in your sleeping bag on some southern Appalachian mountainside on a spring weekend evening.
That's enough I think I'll stop...
2. Sanford Stadium on a fall Saturday afternoon when The Dawgs score a touchdown, sack a QB or intercept a pass and the decibel level is off the charts!
3. When my wife screams "Of Fuck! Oh Shit!" and her mouth makes that familiar O shape and I know she just started an orgasm!
4. The rush of the water up ahead when you are canoeing/cayaking and you know you've reached the rapids!
5. That escape of carbonated air when you pop the top off an ice cold long neck bottle of beer!
6. The sound of the crickets as you doze off in your sleeping bag on some southern Appalachian mountainside on a spring weekend evening.
That's enough I think I'll stop...
The Linebacker
I think the last movie I went to see at the theater was Gran Torino. We snuck beer in but I did have to get a huge bucket of theater popcorn dripping with butter. We are still making monthly payments on the theater popcorn. Clint Eastwood was outstanding in the movie. I guess everyone in it did an outstanding job.
I saw Inception on DVD. I really enjoyed it! Some other movies other readers posted I really like are Casablanca. I think I would love to see Casablanca in a theater just for experience. That'd be really great! Yes I would still get the enormous bucket of gooey buttered popcorn and sneak some cold beers in (or Jack Daniels.).
I saw Inception on DVD. I really enjoyed it! Some other movies other readers posted I really like are Casablanca. I think I would love to see Casablanca in a theater just for experience. That'd be really great! Yes I would still get the enormous bucket of gooey buttered popcorn and sneak some cold beers in (or Jack Daniels.).
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I think this is a double standard!!! Men flashers get arrested! Women flashers on the other hand almost always get away with it. Sure my wife does it to me all the time, but I have been flashed by women that are complete strangers. It happens especially when I am out riding my motorcycle. I have had titties flashed at me, as many as 5 girls in one car all flashed me one day.
Mot long ago I was putting gas in my motorcycle and an attractive lady probably mid-thirties had just finished pumping gas in her convertible car. When she got in the drivers seat she opened the door wide and spread her legs, no panties on, she flashed her shaved pussy at me for several seconds looking right at me, then put on her sunglasses, closed the door and drove off.
Mot long ago I was putting gas in my motorcycle and an attractive lady probably mid-thirties had just finished pumping gas in her convertible car. When she got in the drivers seat she opened the door wide and spread her legs, no panties on, she flashed her shaved pussy at me for several seconds looking right at me, then put on her sunglasses, closed the door and drove off.
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There do seem to be a hell of a lot more pussy products than cock products.There could be a lot of money to be made in the cock product industry if someone has any ideas and money to invest.
I know the perfect place to set up a business to specialize in all kinds of adult products. It is a town just north of Atlanta named Cumming. Yes it is a real place, Cumming, Georgia USA.
Look it up if you think I'm pulling one on you.
All kinds of great stuff could be produced there. Any investers?
I know the perfect place to set up a business to specialize in all kinds of adult products. It is a town just north of Atlanta named Cumming. Yes it is a real place, Cumming, Georgia USA.
Look it up if you think I'm pulling one on you.
All kinds of great stuff could be produced there. Any investers?
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My first time, we were both virgins. We had no idea really. It was actually our second attempt before we pulled it off. We had talked about doing it for months before. We kept dating until we graduated high school so we did get a lot better. Our best experience was 3 years after high school when we were juniors in college. We went to different colleges but just happened to be home the same weekend and got together. We had both learned a lot while off at school.
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I remember in college the school putting out the word/flyers/etc. several times that there was an STD 'epidemic' going on. I did know of several fraternity brothers ending up at the campus health clinic. I think that building was second only to the football stadium in drawing a crowd.
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My wife loves sexting me and of course I have to reciprocate!!!! I think she first sexted me about 7 years ago within the first couple of weeks we got together. During our break ups I had girlfriends that sexted also. I guess from my experience I always thought the girl initiated sexting. But everyone is different.
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I have never had anyone mention any rules when I've been in a threesome. If it is a MMF then I think there is a very well understood and unmentioned rule that the guys stay a safe enough difference from each other so that you don't accidently touch. In those they usually ended up being more of a tag team anyhow without the slapping of hands of course.
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When I was in college my 2 best friends and I rented a small house. We had several mounted deer heads on the wall. The girls started this without out our input at all. They started leaving their panties hanging from the deer antlers after they spent the night or at some of our parties where we all got naked. One of those parties could double the number of panties hanging from the antlers. Those mounted deer heads got ridiculous with all those panties on them. Maybe it was the festive atmosphere.
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Any short low cut tight dress with black thigh high stockings, garter, ultra super sheer thong bikini or thong panties, pumps, dangling belly button ring if the dress has one of those hot cut outs in front. Big dangling earrings, make-up slightly slutty, hair all in place (wanting me to mess it up). Yes to the jewelry!!!
