My wife and I prank and tease each other constantly. She loves to do erotic sexy teasing and is always giving me upskirt flashes in public whenever possible. The other day she flashed her boobs at me from the balcony of our apartment while I was in the swimming pool.
On pranking I would never do anything to humiliate her in public though. Maybe just funny stuff especially around our good friends. She gives as good as she gets!
She loves to jerk my boxers down around my ankles while I am shaving and run out of the bathroom laughing. We have tossed bucket of cold water on each other in the shower (a prank she started!)
Sometimes when i wake up before her I like to get up and put a baseball cap on and go back to bed. When she wakes up and sees it on me in the bed she dies laughing outrageously. She laughs easily until tears come out.
I sometimes put on really crazy clothes to make her laugh especially at night. I love to make her laugh and smile!!!
We get pretty silly sometimes but is is a lot of fun!
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Anything longer than 13 minutes is too long? NO WAY!!!
Would you prefer to make love for a longer period of time than 10-13 minutes? YES!!! AND USUALLY DO UNLESS WE ARE IN A HURRY (QUICKIE!!)
What's a good timeframe for you? Have you ever noticed how long it takes for you and your partner to achieve climax? CLIMAX? WE USUALLY KEEP GOING EVEN AFTER THAT!!!
How often have you engaged in marathon fucking? 40 minutes to two hours? What constitutes a marathon, to you? A SEX MARATHON IS USUALLY SEVERAL CLIMAXES AND AFTER 3 OR 4 MY COCK GETS BLUISH/PURPLE AND SORE! BUT IT'S WELL WORTH IT!!!!
Would you prefer to make love for a longer period of time than 10-13 minutes? YES!!! AND USUALLY DO UNLESS WE ARE IN A HURRY (QUICKIE!!)
What's a good timeframe for you? Have you ever noticed how long it takes for you and your partner to achieve climax? CLIMAX? WE USUALLY KEEP GOING EVEN AFTER THAT!!!
How often have you engaged in marathon fucking? 40 minutes to two hours? What constitutes a marathon, to you? A SEX MARATHON IS USUALLY SEVERAL CLIMAXES AND AFTER 3 OR 4 MY COCK GETS BLUISH/PURPLE AND SORE! BUT IT'S WELL WORTH IT!!!!
The Linebacker
Well, we got the USA, Canada & Mexico. three large nations that are located on North America. And they each have independent and wonderful cultures!!! Then you've got Central America and South America. I'd say we're kind of diverse. Hell, we are diverse in just the USA alone.
Myself I am from the USA, the South. I am a flag waving love my country citizen of the USA, hamburger eating, love country and rock music, baseball and real "tackle" football!!!
I really like it that when there is a huge disaster anywhere in the world, the USA send more help, more money, more supplies, more food than anyone else. We set up donation centers and blood drives, you name it, lots of people here live to help!
Myself I am from the USA, the South. I am a flag waving love my country citizen of the USA, hamburger eating, love country and rock music, baseball and real "tackle" football!!!
I really like it that when there is a huge disaster anywhere in the world, the USA send more help, more money, more supplies, more food than anyone else. We set up donation centers and blood drives, you name it, lots of people here live to help!
The Linebacker
I am 25 and I know I have staying power. I might like to switch positions after 15 minutes, but shooting a load in 15 minutes? Only if time is limited and we are sneaking in a quickie! And I can pick her up, hold her in my arms and do her without hurting my back.
I guess I will be an old guy someday, maybe then I'll have to change tactics. But meanwhile making love can be an all night thing. Licking her until my tongue won't move and cumming several times until my cock is purple, now that's fun!!!!
I guess I will be an old guy someday, maybe then I'll have to change tactics. But meanwhile making love can be an all night thing. Licking her until my tongue won't move and cumming several times until my cock is purple, now that's fun!!!!
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Definitely the vulnerability of one's testicles. Playing tackle football led to getting "racked" many times and damn for about 5 minutes I'd be incapacitated! Horrible miserable pain. I once tried to wear a baseball catcher's cup while playing football, not conducive for running fast and I was a receiver and a linebacker, so the cup thing didn't work out.
Then there are the impromptu erections at the most inconvenient times and they seem to just linger.
And I must respond to Dancing_Doll's statement about the bikini wax. I am about to find out. My fiancée wants me to get my chest waxed next week so I'll be baby smooth for our honeymoon, also getting a few other parts waxed. I guess I'll find out about how much that hurts. haha
I usually just use an electric razor to either trim down my chest hair or shave it off, usually just neatly trimmed down to barely there. Maybe all the excess hair could be a complaint. eh?
But on the upside...gorgeous women fall in love with us!!!!
Then there are the impromptu erections at the most inconvenient times and they seem to just linger.
And I must respond to Dancing_Doll's statement about the bikini wax. I am about to find out. My fiancée wants me to get my chest waxed next week so I'll be baby smooth for our honeymoon, also getting a few other parts waxed. I guess I'll find out about how much that hurts. haha
I usually just use an electric razor to either trim down my chest hair or shave it off, usually just neatly trimmed down to barely there. Maybe all the excess hair could be a complaint. eh?
But on the upside...gorgeous women fall in love with us!!!!
