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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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• When we were both just kids I tried climbing the rose trellis on the side of my now wife's parent's house, while she was telling me that I was going to get in 'so much trouble,' the trellis broke, I fell to the ground and broke my arm. After going to the hospital, having my arm set and a cast put on it, I still got a spanking when we got home!
• Once as a teenager I was giving one of my buddies a ride home after our summer (nighttime) job. It was late and he was on the back of my motorcycle. He had his trumpet with him and we thought it would be be funny to ride around with him playing the cavalry charge on his trumpet and wake people up. Someone called the police on us and I tried to escape through a backyard and crashed my motorcycle into a fence. Thank goodness it was a small town and the chief of police was one of my dad's golfing buddies. After having to sit scared to death in a holding cell for a few hours we were both let out with no charges filed but the punishment we received from our dads was a tough enough price to pay. Besides being assigned a lot of physical labor by our dads (including our being told to volunteer to wash all of the police cars), we had to go to every house in those neighborhoods and apologize for disturbing the peace.
• There was one bully that tormented me all through elementary and middle school. At age 17, I punched him out cold with a 1-2 combination. He avoided me like the plague after that.
• Once as a teenager I was giving one of my buddies a ride home after our summer (nighttime) job. It was late and he was on the back of my motorcycle. He had his trumpet with him and we thought it would be be funny to ride around with him playing the cavalry charge on his trumpet and wake people up. Someone called the police on us and I tried to escape through a backyard and crashed my motorcycle into a fence. Thank goodness it was a small town and the chief of police was one of my dad's golfing buddies. After having to sit scared to death in a holding cell for a few hours we were both let out with no charges filed but the punishment we received from our dads was a tough enough price to pay. Besides being assigned a lot of physical labor by our dads (including our being told to volunteer to wash all of the police cars), we had to go to every house in those neighborhoods and apologize for disturbing the peace.
• There was one bully that tormented me all through elementary and middle school. At age 17, I punched him out cold with a 1-2 combination. He avoided me like the plague after that.
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Tonight I was thinking I might marinate chicken breasts in soy sauce and grill them with melted white american cheese and pineapples on top, make rice pilaf and grilled corn on the cobb, a small garden salad and white wine. (I actually do more cooking than my wife – about 60% of the time). We almost always light candles on the table.
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, golden showers, underage, & are for me personally. Also, I could not partake in anything of a male homosexual nature myself, though, I m not begrudging those who do. Just my personal nature. I am not into bondage but it doesn't freak me out. I might could experiment a little there.
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Well, my penis does get erect often when I don't want it to and I am not even thinking about sex.
It is usually erect or semi-erect when I wake up in the morning. Something my wife loves to take advantage of.
My penis is circumcised. And I am glad it is. I am especially glad they did that when I was a little baby and have no memory of it. HA
My penis does grow quite a bit at erection.
It is not a porn size penis, but is big enough that the black guys on my HS football team called me "bro" in high school. (I of course told them I was uncomfortable with them staring at it and questioned their sexuality.) haha We were all good friends and ribbing each other about anything was non-stop.
My wife has a couple of names/nicknames for it, but I will keep those private.
My penis does change sizes drastically with cold weather or cold water. When I get back from jogging it has shrunk and shriveled. What causes that?
That penis changing size thing has always made me paranoid when skinny dipping in the pool or at the beach. I mean of course if my penis is going public I want it to be showing at its best.
One time my wife and I went as guests to a nudist resort for the day. It tool all the brainpower I could muster that day to keep my penis from being erect. all day I just kept thinking to myself over and over, "no! no! no! stay down boy! stay down!"
Now after admitting all of this...sign me....
Yes, should I be embarrassed?
It is usually erect or semi-erect when I wake up in the morning. Something my wife loves to take advantage of.
My penis is circumcised. And I am glad it is. I am especially glad they did that when I was a little baby and have no memory of it. HA
My penis does grow quite a bit at erection.
It is not a porn size penis, but is big enough that the black guys on my HS football team called me "bro" in high school. (I of course told them I was uncomfortable with them staring at it and questioned their sexuality.) haha We were all good friends and ribbing each other about anything was non-stop.
My wife has a couple of names/nicknames for it, but I will keep those private.
My penis does change sizes drastically with cold weather or cold water. When I get back from jogging it has shrunk and shriveled. What causes that?
That penis changing size thing has always made me paranoid when skinny dipping in the pool or at the beach. I mean of course if my penis is going public I want it to be showing at its best.
One time my wife and I went as guests to a nudist resort for the day. It tool all the brainpower I could muster that day to keep my penis from being erect. all day I just kept thinking to myself over and over, "no! no! no! stay down boy! stay down!"
Now after admitting all of this...sign me....
Yes, should I be embarrassed? 
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Remember the Craigs List Killer in Boston. Be damned careful!
Down here in Atlanta criminal thugs have been using Craigs List to set up robberies. They post that they have a car, computer, jewelry or something expensive to sell, complete with pictures. The unsuspecting buyer shows up with cash in hand only to be robbed at gun point.
Beware when using Craigs List!
Down here in Atlanta criminal thugs have been using Craigs List to set up robberies. They post that they have a car, computer, jewelry or something expensive to sell, complete with pictures. The unsuspecting buyer shows up with cash in hand only to be robbed at gun point.
Beware when using Craigs List!
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Hopefully this St. Croix picture will shoe up...
http://www.stcroixtourism.com/beaches/sugar_beach.jpg
http://www.stcroixtourism.com/beaches/sugar_beach.jpg
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I just honeymooned in the US Virgins Islands in May. So I am sure that will always be our favorite beach location. One evening I had the hotel set up a candlelight formal dinner for just us on the beach and we dressed up. Her in an evening gown and me in an evening tux (but we were barefoot). The table was set up down on the sand by a palm tree. Candle light, table w/tablecloth, silver serving ware, waiter, champagne, seafood, the waves coming ashore, even a fiddle player (violist if you must.) So it was expensive but it was well worth it!!!!
Check out my story, "Unintentionally Voyeured On Our Honeymoon." It is a true honeymoon story.
St. Croix...
http://www.binbrain.us/wallpapers/st__croix_us_virgin_islands___id_42-1600x1200.jpg
Check out my story, "Unintentionally Voyeured On Our Honeymoon." It is a true honeymoon story.
St. Croix...
http://www.binbrain.us/wallpapers/st__croix_us_virgin_islands___id_42-1600x1200.jpg
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My wife talked me into getting waxed for our honeymoon when we got married last April. I am staying waxed at least through the summer. (not my legs & arms, though) but everything else.
Before that I used a battery powered men's grooming clipper to cut the hair on my chest very short. That way it was barely noticeable but still soft not prickly like would result from shaving it.
I did shave my chest and legs once. I was an insane 16-year-old and my two best buddies and I came up with a theory that shaving our legs and chest would make the hair come back in thicker and darker an we would look more masculine and older. It didn't work. But other friends noticed we had shaved legs and started to tease and give us a hard time, so we told them we did it because we were becoming competitive bicyclists. Of course we then had to carry through and actually enter a bicycle race to cover ourselves. I've been in a few dozen bicycle races since. haha I found out I enjoyed that!
I think I'll start a forum question about insane stuff we did as teenagers....
OH! I can't quit without telling this story. In college at UGA, three of my fraternity brothers decided to shave Georgia "G"s in their chest hair before the next football game. They went upstairs in the frat house to their rooms and shaved using their mirrors. One guy forgot that the mirror reverses the image. YES! When they came downstairs and removed their shirts to show us, that guy had a backward "G" on his chest and he revealed it about 20 of us, guys & girlfriends. We laughed so hard. He was such a crazy funny guy though he left it that way for weeks and would take his shirt off in the stadium at the games. I am not totally convinced that he didn't do it on purpose. He also once shaved his head into a Mohawk haircut, grew Elvis side burns and a Hitler mustache to win a minor bet. He scared the hell out of several professors with that look and we finally convinced him to change it when police started following us around. His career now....he is a police detective.
Before that I used a battery powered men's grooming clipper to cut the hair on my chest very short. That way it was barely noticeable but still soft not prickly like would result from shaving it.
I did shave my chest and legs once. I was an insane 16-year-old and my two best buddies and I came up with a theory that shaving our legs and chest would make the hair come back in thicker and darker an we would look more masculine and older. It didn't work. But other friends noticed we had shaved legs and started to tease and give us a hard time, so we told them we did it because we were becoming competitive bicyclists. Of course we then had to carry through and actually enter a bicycle race to cover ourselves. I've been in a few dozen bicycle races since. haha I found out I enjoyed that!
I think I'll start a forum question about insane stuff we did as teenagers....
OH! I can't quit without telling this story. In college at UGA, three of my fraternity brothers decided to shave Georgia "G"s in their chest hair before the next football game. They went upstairs in the frat house to their rooms and shaved using their mirrors. One guy forgot that the mirror reverses the image. YES! When they came downstairs and removed their shirts to show us, that guy had a backward "G" on his chest and he revealed it about 20 of us, guys & girlfriends. We laughed so hard. He was such a crazy funny guy though he left it that way for weeks and would take his shirt off in the stadium at the games. I am not totally convinced that he didn't do it on purpose. He also once shaved his head into a Mohawk haircut, grew Elvis side burns and a Hitler mustache to win a minor bet. He scared the hell out of several professors with that look and we finally convinced him to change it when police started following us around. His career now....he is a police detective.
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A few places should make this list...
• in a dressing room in a mall department store
• received a blow job from a girlfriend in the middle of the day driving through Wrightsville, GA while one of my best buddies also received a blow job from his girlfriend in the back seat on our way to The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party (the Georgia-Florida football game) passed a glaring traffic cop, too!
• in her dad's garage with her bent over his Bentley during a Christmas party
• her fucking me sitting in my lap while I was driving through Athens, GA
• in a parking deck next to the car
• standing up in an alley behind a bar
• in a sailboat (and we didn't know we were being watched!!!)
That's all I can think of now...
• in a dressing room in a mall department store
• received a blow job from a girlfriend in the middle of the day driving through Wrightsville, GA while one of my best buddies also received a blow job from his girlfriend in the back seat on our way to The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party (the Georgia-Florida football game) passed a glaring traffic cop, too!
• in her dad's garage with her bent over his Bentley during a Christmas party
• her fucking me sitting in my lap while I was driving through Athens, GA
• in a parking deck next to the car
• standing up in an alley behind a bar
• in a sailboat (and we didn't know we were being watched!!!)
That's all I can think of now...
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A French girl once! And WOW! I won't ever forget that. The rest have been Americans...now some of those may have been hyphenated-Americans. ha (One super hot girl could've even had three hyphenations (Asian-American-African-American-Euro-American.) I don't consider myself a Euro-American or British-American. My ancestors came over here from Britain in the 1600s and I also have some Cherokee lineage in me (and they were here much much longer!). I'm just an American. But I am not a Yankee!!! I am from Georgia! Not all Americans are Yankees! Yankees are from the northeast quadrant of the USA! But I think of all Americans whether they use a hyphenation or not as my fellow Americans!
I do love to meet people from other nations/cultures. That helps to enrich life!
Addendum: There was a Jamacian and a Brit but both were naturalized Americans.
The one I consider the most exotic was the yankee chick from new Jersey aka Joisey. Because culturally she seemed like she was from another planet.
I do love to meet people from other nations/cultures. That helps to enrich life!
Addendum: There was a Jamacian and a Brit but both were naturalized Americans.
The one I consider the most exotic was the yankee chick from new Jersey aka Joisey. Because culturally she seemed like she was from another planet.
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I don't understand paying for panties. When I was in college girls gave them to us all the time. We had some mounted deer heads on the wall in the little house we rented and it was the girls that started the tradition of leaving panties hanging from the antlers whenever they came over and spent the night with us. Those deer heads became swamped in panties, mostly thongs, sheer lacy boy short panties and such. (Thank goodness no one left any granny panties!!!) hahaha
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Money appeals to me greatly!! haha I do make money writing...writing up proposals to secure business contracts.Then I have to sell them on the idea, sometimes the proposal speaks for itself. I can think of things that would be more fun to write but this pays the bills.
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I am really into fitness. I lift weights and body build and I am an avid runner. I do 200 sit-ups and 200 stomach crunches before I get in the shower each morning.
I have competed in triathlons and still do occasionally and regularly run in 5K, 10K and half-marathon races. And I swim a lot.
I have always loved sports and played varsity football and baseball in high school. I still play softball a lot and last year played on an amateur adult tackle football team.
I also love to play golf though I don't think that helps a lot with fitness.
I have competed in triathlons and still do occasionally and regularly run in 5K, 10K and half-marathon races. And I swim a lot.
I have always loved sports and played varsity football and baseball in high school. I still play softball a lot and last year played on an amateur adult tackle football team.
I also love to play golf though I don't think that helps a lot with fitness.