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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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I've noticed at college football games that Daisy Duke jean shorts are making a big come back with the coeds.
I've never considered not using lube. I don't think I could squeeze in there without a liberal amount of lube.

I never asked for anal, but only did so at the lady's request. It is generally too tight to be that pleasant. Yes, TOO tight!
You can have GREAT SEX, even without emotional attachment. Of course, GREAT SEX with the one you love is awesome.
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ginger. figging is a huge turn on for me.


You are NO longer allowed in the fig orchard, young lady!

Howdy folks!

Now I do hope someone says, howdy. The last couple of times I stopped in to say howdy, no one has even said howdy back or nothin' at all. I sure hope people haven't gone and gotten snooty. I'm pretty sure Rumpy hasn't gone and prettied or yuppied up his pub with plants and such. A few neon beer lighted signs is all you need, unless you have a nude lady reclining oil painting to go on the wall behind the bar. I bet we'd get some volunteers here to pose for that.

It's been another fine college football weekend. Congratulations to Rumpy on his LSU Tigers rolling into Austin, Texas and whippin' the Longhorns in their on own stadium in a rather entertaining shootout.

I enjoyed my day yesterday in Athens, GA, despite it reaching 96 F, the fine tailgating and seeing the Dawgs roll 63-17. All the Dawgs got to play, yep, all the Rudy's got off the bench got in the game and had some fun.

I was drinkin' Jack Daniels and ice cold Budweiser yesterday, so today I'd like to start off with a cold Bloody Mary, if the barkeep don't mind. And I'd like for y'all to have the first round of drinks on me.




PS. ...and a Happy Birthday to Scott!
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Why do I feel like you have pics of such events taking place...?


Oh, no, I wouldn't even allow a guy wearing such on my boat. But women are welcome to wear as slimpy attire as they want or none at all.

Howdy Y'all! From my happy place, beautiful Athens, GA, campus of UGA, with bunches of friends. We're tailgating for the Georgia game.

Ice cold beer for everyone, on me.

Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!
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I've had a guy with a mustache go down on me before, but a handlebar? That kind of affectation would turn me off.


But you would have those 'handlebars' to hang onto, giving it a new perspective on 'mustache rides'.

Now, a handlebar mustache could give a new tickly dimension to giving motorboats.

What!? Y'all don't like men with a thong bikini tan?

Or how about a dude sporting a banana hammock tan?

If y'all can, send a donation to The Bahamas. This hurricane devastated The Bahamas. They need help!

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I want a Jack and Coke, please. My Atlanta Braves now have a 9 game lead in the National League East. Go Braves!

I'll be in Sanford Stadium tomorrow to cheer on my Georgia Bulldogs. Go Dawgs!

Y'all have a great weekend.

Healthcare in the USA is way too expensive for a multitude of reasons, but in general, it is not substandard. In fact, for most, l'd say it is among the best, if not the best for quality and professionalism.

Many of the best and most talented doctors from around the world migrate to America to practice medicine here because of the increased income and the superior facilities.

Our problem here, is the outrageous expense, not quality, at least for most. But the bottom rung of the economic scale, too often, are left out of the best care because they cannot afford it.
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It may have been you, Buz, but I have heard this my entire medical career...'boy, you doctors have it made, making the big bucks, must be nice.' Well, no it is not nice. I and many others have worked our butts off, long hours, sacrificing personal lives, dealing with the pressures of a for-profit organization to generate more revenue, etc. Then there is the ridiculous cost for malpractice insurance which is necessary in this lawsuit happy country. Most insurance companies will settle out of court, even if you have a legitimate defense, rather than go to trial and these plaintiff attorneys know it. You, the physician, may be totally innocent, but if a case is settled out of court without defending yourself, it's on your record forever. I could rant on, but I have said enough. I am in a happy place now, doing what I love, providing care for people who really need it and cannot afford it. I don't need the money. I have self respect and satisfaction in doing what I was called to do.


Those are good points. And no doubt overly agressive litigation attorneys have influenced the out of control costs of healthcare by bringing far too many frivolous law suits. There are a segment of 'ambulance-chaser' attorneys who make a living filing medical law suits because they know insurance companies will pay out small settlements easily because that is cheaper than fighting frivolous suits.

That's just one more of many things that have inflated US healthcare costs.
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I hear they are making a new Goonies....

I love this. As a kid in a small town, we always went on adventures. we would climb through tunnels or up mountains. The goonies were the epitome of what we wanted.... Stand by me was also a strong influence.

We would hike through the mountains or abandoned mines. It captured an essence that is missing in today's culture. We would build forts in the woods and set booby traps. We would go out for the day and fight mock battles, throw dirt bombs and then go home for dinner. We created a fantasy world and lived it out. Sometimes it was very dark...

Just like the goonies were attacked by the older kids. They would take us into the woods and torture us. Our revenge came when we did the same to them.

I really feel like this coming of age storyline is now missing from young people's lives.

I totally associate with the Goonies and Stand by Me.

I wish new movies would capture that essence of what it is to be a kid in a small town without the bullshit cell phone stuff.


I also can associate with those 2 movies. I lived at the edge of town on a very large recreation lake that was created to hold Atlanta's drinking and bathing water. So we canoed or boated to several of the islands to build forts in the island's small patch of woods. We imagined ourselves as lake pirates, and often carried small pirate flags with us.

There was a lot of woods around the edge of town, especially on the Corp of Engineers property around the lake, steep hills, and we knew of a couple of abandoned tornado shelter caves. One nearly collapsed in on us. Plus, we frequented one old abandoned house. Teens had spray pianted the inside walls, and that was one place we learned what all the dirty words were.

Also, I spent much of every summer at my granddad's farm or at my uncle's farm with my cousins getting into as much fun trouble as we could. Like getting the bull to chase as we frantically ran for a place you could slide under the barbed wire fence with your heart pumping as fast as it could.

My granddad's farm was in the mountains, in fact, his property included one half of a mountain. I don't know how many times we spotted black bears. My cousins and I would hike up the side of the mountain, and granddad would let us spend the night in the log hunting cabin that was much of the way up. No running water or electricity in it. We'd carry sleeping bags, water in canteens, snacks, peanut butter sandwiches, and a walkie talkie, so granddad could check in on us. He'd usually come by just before dark on one of his horses and always tell us a scary story just before he left. I'm sure he got a good chuckle knowing that would add some paranoia about our night up on the mountain in that dark cabin. But no way were we going to call it quits and be cowards.

I didn't get a cell phone until I was in high school.
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One last thing. Someone accused doctors of getting filthy rich with our present healthcare system. I am not one of them. Yes, I made good living and invested wisely, but filthy rich...hardly.


That may have been me. And l know a lot of doctors aren't getting rich. Some are barely keeping their heads above financial water after paying their outrageous malpractice insurance premiums and business and clinic expenses.

I do know some doctors getting filthy rich, and their attitude to their careers, it seems to me, is it's just a means to great money.

Thanks to all the doctors like you, that do all the volunteer work and serve the people in most need. It shows when someone does it because they love it.
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The health care system is fucked up because politicians are paid off and allow it to keep happening... what do you think would happen if it was completely government controlled?


A worse case scenario would it turns out like the VA. Of course that would create mass street violence if everyone were treated as badly as many military veterans.
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Well, it does somewhat counter Sprite's claim that completely deleting threads is "not something anyone here would do lightly" IMO.

Anyway, perhaps it's better not to have moderators suggest the type of threads that are considered inappropriate


Truly, l didn't think it would take a rocket scientist to understand l was joking. And l understood that the thread was in jest and had a good laugh, but still that particular kind of thread isn't going to be allowed.

I don't see anything at all somewhat countering what Sprite said, only supporting the point.
We do discuss what is going on in The Think Tank and that is something we are currently concerned with. We show much more patience in The Think Tank over the rest of The Forum before locking a thread. But excessive bickering, personal insults and attacks, that hijack the topic subject and go on and on, has been something of major concern and we will be keeping a tighter lid on it.

And yes, it is irritating when some members have forced any of us to lock a thread. We do not like doing that. When any of us do, we are hoping we can soon unlock it and members will debate a little more like educated adults, and knock off the personal attacks and silly immature bickering.

When a couple of members go on a kindergarten level tantrum, thinking that the one who gets the last word in is the winner, then the thread will get locked. And quite frankly, silly meaningless posts with no bearing to the topic may end up being deleted by the top echelon.
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no TFTs? those are the best!


Tentacle, Fuzzy, and Tentacle?
I went to Nashville for the Georgia Bulldogs opening game against the Vanderbilt Commodores. The Dawg fans took over Vandy's stadium 3 to 1, making it more like a home game. A big advantage for the Dawgs, who beat the 'Dores 30-6.

Nashville is a great party city. I highly recommend it for a visit. Lots of bars, live mudic, great food.

Hope all are good in Rumpy's.

I'd like several ice cold, Dos Equis. Thank you.
I have over 20 that l alternate. I guess whichever best fits the mood I'm in at the time.
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Because it's ridiculous.

In the western world, water is not the issue.

We all get enough water. People need to eat fewer calories.


And quit wasting money on diet plans to lose weight, when it's simple - just burn more calories than you take in.

People always overthink all this or go to great lengths and expense seeking an easy way to achieve it.
I am currently watching The Terror, and Succession. I just finished City on a Hill. I am pretty sure l've seen some interesting clips of upcoming series, but have forgotten what, when, and which channel. With the enormous channel offerings, they all begin to run together.
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My twin was a cheerleader. I was a majorette in the band. I've got better majorette stories than she does cheerleader stories. :-)


That's cause majorettes ride on the band bus. Bet you were in the back with the trombone players. smile



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My steady high school girlfriend of 3 years was a varsity cheerleader. And my wife was a varsity cheerleader in high school. In fact, l believe most of my old girlfriends from my single days had been cheerleaders.

Do y'all think Sprite should come see me to do some cheerleader revenge?

Hollywood already is planning a film, Planet of the Sex Dolls, apocolyptic movie.

Tightness and wetness are the two main differences. Some women who do Kegel exercises can tighten and loosen as they get pumped. That feels very unique. And bigger labia can actually heighten the experience where they squish against my balls in women that l am able to go deeper in.

Some women can't have you go as deep without hitting their cervix and can be a little apprehensive during intercourse, so women that allow for deeper penetration offer a more full feeling for my shaft. Plus that allows me to relax and just have fun.

But like my first sentence, tightness and wetness are the biggies. Wetness can especially vary from woman to woman. There are often major differences in wetness from those who need artificial lube to super soakers. I like wet, a lot!
There is a strip club for women in my city and the bouncers/security has to spend a lot more time dealing with women patrons trying to touch and feel up the male dancers than at the strip clubs for men.

The club only allows men in if they are accompanied by a female. My wife and l with other couples have patronized the club. It is funny that women are much more vocal, much louder cheering, yelling, applauding than men patrons in their strip clubs.

There are private stripper catering businesses that hire out male dancers to women for private parties such as bachelorette parties. You can find these businesses in every major city in the USA. They usually also provide female dancers for men's private parties.
I don't know what it's called but when my wife wears that, l say, "Yeeeehaaaaa!"
I wrote a Lushstories' maximum 10,000 word story that's probably 4/5s about one sexual interlude. Yes, close to 8,000 words of it are on one long fuck session.

And guess what? It's got over 76,000 views, a very long list of comments, and was voted an Editor's Pick Award. So, anything is possible, especially if you love doing it and give it everything you've got.
I don't think deeply about it. I just burn calories through lots of exercise. I run, bicycle, and swim, and l work out with weights, as well as do quite a lot of stomach and core work. Then l eat whatever the hell l want to.

I have an annual physical. The only thing my doctor worries about is my body fat. He sometimes feels it is too low.