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Was this in the running, Verbs?
I have one just like that! But with a liquor still attached.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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My wife & l, and another couple, longtime friends, spent the weekend in at a lake in the mountains. We got in a lot of water skiing. I sure wish l had a few more days there.
As a baseball fan l sure understand how Verbal feels when you're team gets swept. But in this case, it was my Braves doing the winning, and l'm getting pretty excited about them. They did take 2 out of 3 against the Majors leading Dodgers a week ago, and if the Bravos (we call often call 'em that around here) keep this up, we may get to enjoy some post season play-off excitement.
So, how about a Jack and Coke nightcap?
Go Braves!
As a baseball fan l sure understand how Verbal feels when you're team gets swept. But in this case, it was my Braves doing the winning, and l'm getting pretty excited about them. They did take 2 out of 3 against the Majors leading Dodgers a week ago, and if the Bravos (we call often call 'em that around here) keep this up, we may get to enjoy some post season play-off excitement.
So, how about a Jack and Coke nightcap?
Go Braves!
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Quote by DamonX
Rome is one of the best TV shows in the last 20 years, and probably the best depiction of Ancient Rome that I have ever seen. I don't recall the male nudity though.
The guy playing that part had a seriously big pecker.
Rome would occasionally show tits. I especially like quality TV shows that show tits.
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Quote by scottob1234
There a few series that come to mind, one Me and the Mrs watched recently, which was an old HBO series ( 2005 - 2007 ) called "Rome" although many other series on streaming video or HBO have male nudity , Spartacus, GOT, many others.
Slave with a giant cock.. i recall, because it was put on pause as the wife said, " huh, would you look at that"
I loved the sex scenes in Rome where the aristocratic couples are naked and fucking while their slaves stand around calmly fanning them with big feather fans.
Wasn't the giant cock slave given as a gift from one woman to another?
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That line may not work unless you are in a loud music 'pick-up' bar or night club, in which case, it may get you laid. But out on the street, it could lead to the lady calling the cops on you for harassment. And, please, do not be stupid enough to try that at the workplace. You'll get fired faster than you can blink.
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No. To me a great ass and legs is more important than boobs. And face, eyes, and lips! Boobs are more like cake decoration. A woman can be ultra-sexy and still be flat chested.
But I do very much enjoy quality surgically enhanced boobs. And as boobs age and sag, the sagging is anti-sexy. Big droopy boobs are a turn off. Get those breasts toned up. It's not that expensive.
I am into athletics and staying fit, so gym women that are very tone are what appeals to me the most. Curvy but with a sixpack, tight with no jiggle anywhere gets my attention.
But I do very much enjoy quality surgically enhanced boobs. And as boobs age and sag, the sagging is anti-sexy. Big droopy boobs are a turn off. Get those breasts toned up. It's not that expensive.
I am into athletics and staying fit, so gym women that are very tone are what appeals to me the most. Curvy but with a sixpack, tight with no jiggle anywhere gets my attention.
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I just want hot, black coffee for now, but am very close to needing a Bloody Mary or three.
The predicted high today is 95 F (35 C). So maybe a drive into the mountains would be nice. My wife has a new convertible. We could drive up for a country dinner and take in some views, maybe see some black bears if we're lucky.
Y'all have an awesome day!
The predicted high today is 95 F (35 C). So maybe a drive into the mountains would be nice. My wife has a new convertible. We could drive up for a country dinner and take in some views, maybe see some black bears if we're lucky.
Y'all have an awesome day!
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Peter Fonda has passed away. He was the star of the iconic 60s movie 'Easy Rider', and also older brother to Jane Fonda, and son of great actir, Henry Gonda. Peter was 79 and had been battling cancer.
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Sports lllustrated is celebrating 150 years of college football in its newest edition. They ranked The University of Georgia's Uga (white English Bulldog) as the #1 greatest college football mascot in history.
Sports lllistrated also ranked Athens, GA #2 on the greatest college towns ever list.
Oh, by the way, I am a Dawg, University of Georgia alumni, and football season ticket holder. Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!
So, l'd like an ice cold Terrapin ale... yes, brewed in Athens, Georgia.
...and Howdy to all y'all here in Rumpy's Great Bar & Grill. Y'all have a great weekend. And drink up!
PS. Hey Rumpy, your LSU's Mike the Tiger made the Top Ten greatest list, too, at #3.
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Sports lllustrated is celebrating 150 years of college football in its newest edition. They ranked The University of Georgia's Uga (white English Bulldog) as the #1 greatest college football mascot in history.
Sports lllistrated also ranked Athens, GA #2 on the greatest college towns ever list.
Oh, by the way, I am a Dawg, University of Georgia alumni, and football season ticket holder. Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!
So, l'd like an ice cold Terrapin ale... yes, brewed in Athens, Georgia.
...and Howdy to all y'all here in Rumpy's Great Bar & Grill. Y'all have a great weekend. And drink up!
PS. Hey Rumpy, your LSU's Mike the Tiger made the Top Ten greatest list, too, at #3.
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Lyfbuz!?
Okay, okay, he's alright.
Actually, Lyfbuz is an AWESOME Lushie. He's a rather cool dude, whether he realizes it or not. We're talking a high quality author and Forum participant, and has a sense of humor.
I actually thought he'd already received an AWESOME badge.
Congrats, dude!
Okay, okay, he's alright.
Actually, Lyfbuz is an AWESOME Lushie. He's a rather cool dude, whether he realizes it or not. We're talking a high quality author and Forum participant, and has a sense of humor.I actually thought he'd already received an AWESOME badge.
Congrats, dude!
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I almost always leave a comment when l vote. But l don't like being forced to in order to vote.
As a story mod, l usually don't leave a public comment unless l am very impressed with the author's work.
When modding, with all that's on my mind having to check over the story for approval, adding one more thing to my list such as commenting is a little too much. I'm very focused at that time on the job at hand.
As a story mod, l usually don't leave a public comment unless l am very impressed with the author's work.
When modding, with all that's on my mind having to check over the story for approval, adding one more thing to my list such as commenting is a little too much. I'm very focused at that time on the job at hand.
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Congrats on 10 years, Milik! I always remember when l first joined and reading the small group of awarded authors of which you were one, and how much l enjoyed your stories, and still do.
You've been a great friend to me. You are one of the writers that truly inspired and influenced me in my writing here. I truly appreciate all the great support you've given me.
And congrats on the 100,000 page views and Famous Member badge.
Keep on writing!
You've been a great friend to me. You are one of the writers that truly inspired and influenced me in my writing here. I truly appreciate all the great support you've given me.
And congrats on the 100,000 page views and Famous Member badge.
Keep on writing!
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There have been a few instances where shady websites have stolen a lot of material from Lushstories. Mine have been among the stories lifted. A few of those sites are so amateur that they even included my copyright and reference to Lushstories.
If any had asked my permission and been up front and honest, as well as make sure my stories are credited to me, l'd give them a copy to post.
I actually did post a few stories on one small, reputable site that invited me to post stories with them.
But thieves, stealing other people's stories and worse stealing credit by changing the author's name are just scumbags.
Protect your work with copyrights. Also, you can threaten the irreputable thieving sites with legal action.
Here on Lushstories, we particularly hate plagiarism. If you find that someone here has copied your story, please notify Lush with our contact information and let one of the mods know.
If any had asked my permission and been up front and honest, as well as make sure my stories are credited to me, l'd give them a copy to post.
I actually did post a few stories on one small, reputable site that invited me to post stories with them.
But thieves, stealing other people's stories and worse stealing credit by changing the author's name are just scumbags.
Protect your work with copyrights. Also, you can threaten the irreputable thieving sites with legal action.
Here on Lushstories, we particularly hate plagiarism. If you find that someone here has copied your story, please notify Lush with our contact information and let one of the mods know.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Until you outted yourself, I'd never have guessed you were such a touchy metro, Buzz.
Incidentally, I have zero problems growing and trimming a thick full beard. I inherited that like I inherited my cock. It's not something I can particularly be proud of. I turned 19 and discovered I needed to shave every morning. BFD
It just is, what it is, big shooter.
Relax - you know most the shit I type is just that.
Metro?
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By far the most guys I know with beards are political liberals.
I sometimes wear a short trimmed beard. A guy would have to be extremely clumsy or have a physical impairment to get food in a beard like that, unless they stuck their face in a bowl and lapped at the food. I can see how a long beard could be a problem. And I'm not into the Duck Dynasty look. Yeah, those hillbilly beards would be a problem.
It's cold weather when I do grow one, and I always get lots of good compliments from women. My wife loves it and every fall starts asking me when I'm going to grow it.
In truth it takes about the same amount of time to maintain grooming a short trimmed beard as it does to shave. And if I keep it until hot weather, I have not noticed it actually feeling any hotter than when I am clean shaven.
In maintaining a short beard, I still have to shave my neck everyday, and trim along the edges with an electric razor, as well as use a beard trimmer to maintain the trim, three or four times a week.
I do not ever get an ingrown hair breakout (one of the drawbacks of shaving) when wearing the beard. Plus, when I do go clean shaven, I have to shave twice a day. I have a thick beard growth, so to get a close shave I have to electric razor shave, then blade razor shave in the shower. If going out in the evening, I have to shave again, at least electric shave, but it will be scratchy to the touch.
So, what's with all the guy's jealous cause they can't grow a good thick beard, running down guys with beards. Why not grow some balls and insult the guys to their faces rather than behind a keyboard?
Now long chin only beards and soul patches? Well, for me they just don't look professional, and if a guy comes in for a job interview like that, I am not going to hire them. looking professional is part of the job. A short, well maintained beard is certainly okay for that. Just like I am not going to hire anyone with face tattoos or visible neck tattoos.
I sometimes wear a short trimmed beard. A guy would have to be extremely clumsy or have a physical impairment to get food in a beard like that, unless they stuck their face in a bowl and lapped at the food. I can see how a long beard could be a problem. And I'm not into the Duck Dynasty look. Yeah, those hillbilly beards would be a problem.
It's cold weather when I do grow one, and I always get lots of good compliments from women. My wife loves it and every fall starts asking me when I'm going to grow it.
In truth it takes about the same amount of time to maintain grooming a short trimmed beard as it does to shave. And if I keep it until hot weather, I have not noticed it actually feeling any hotter than when I am clean shaven.
In maintaining a short beard, I still have to shave my neck everyday, and trim along the edges with an electric razor, as well as use a beard trimmer to maintain the trim, three or four times a week.
I do not ever get an ingrown hair breakout (one of the drawbacks of shaving) when wearing the beard. Plus, when I do go clean shaven, I have to shave twice a day. I have a thick beard growth, so to get a close shave I have to electric razor shave, then blade razor shave in the shower. If going out in the evening, I have to shave again, at least electric shave, but it will be scratchy to the touch.
So, what's with all the guy's jealous cause they can't grow a good thick beard, running down guys with beards. Why not grow some balls and insult the guys to their faces rather than behind a keyboard?
Now long chin only beards and soul patches? Well, for me they just don't look professional, and if a guy comes in for a job interview like that, I am not going to hire them. looking professional is part of the job. A short, well maintained beard is certainly okay for that. Just like I am not going to hire anyone with face tattoos or visible neck tattoos.