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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Actually, instead of banning, porn should be made on college campuses. It actually could be made into a varsity sport. In fact, the business of pornography could be a new major.

Couldn't you imagine meeting a hot new coed and she tells you she is the captain of the bukkake team?

Anything done to a person without that person's explicit approval is assault. We here at Lushstories take that very seriously. We do not allow non-consent in stories. Also, we don't allow threads or chats that we feel cross the line. Please remember to keep your posts within our guidelines. This is a thread that could easily cross the line on non-consent issues, such as someone posting about any type of pleasure derived from involvement consensual sex or participating was a perpetrator in nonconsensual sex.

Buz
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Mile 22, directed by Peter Berg, starring Marky Mark.

The action is entertaining, but the movie is disjointed, and can be a bit confusing. It's as if Berg directed it while on meth.
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Should it?


No, it shouldn't.
The first-place Atlanta Braves extended their lead over the Phillies last night in a thriller! After trailing 4-8, with just 4 outs left in the game, the Braves had rallied to 7-8 but had 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th inning. Atlanta-Metro native, Brian McCann came to bat with 2 runners on base and smacked the ball between the fielder ito centerfield, scoring both runners. 9-8 Braves Win!

GO BRAVES!

Anyone up for ice-cold Bloody Marys and hot, strong coffee (black strong coffee for me)?

Y'all have a great day!
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Turnips are cattle feed here. Just fodder for the cows.


Turnips Greens is a very healthy food. Much more so than the turnip. Moo!



Today, a beef burrito, rice & beans.
I'm pretty sure a concealed carry permit is required for those things.
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Why are men's rooms almost universally disgusting? (I'm diabetic, so sometimes I can't wait.)

The most disgusting men's room I have ever seen was in a porn cinema in Soho. I was looking forward to the two cute lads, but I nearly threw up when I saw the floor.


Part of one of my summer jobs when l was in high school was to clean the restrooms at a upscale restaurant and hotel. The first time l went in the women's restroom to clean it, l vomited. The smell was horrible, tampons were on the floor, there was even one stuck to the wall, and sticky old urine was all over the toilet seats. The men's restroom was pretty bad too.

I hated that part of the job. It was certainly inspiration to go to university.
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Hmmmmmmm good question. Body shots?


Jello shots or any shots delivered by a shot glass held between the cleavage of a big boobed lady. Very nice even if it did dribble down my chin.
A couple of tuna salad sandwiches on super fresh loaf bread and baked potato chips, and a cold beer.
Yes.

And as Bria-xoxo pointed out, billiards, yes, naked Billiards ia always fun.

1986 Nissan Pathfinder 4x4 in bad need of a paint job.
Yes, and l am willing to cheat. Got a straight flush hidden up my sleeve.

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Obviously, Ping, isn't a unicorn, but he is a Uniporn.






Rumpy, l'd love a Long Island Tea.
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Can you confirm that your avatar is based off real life? Koz if you don't have a unicorn horn or rainbows, that is disappointing.


Obviously, Ping, isn't a unicorn, but he is a Uniporn.




Rumpy, l'd love a Long Island Tea, please.
If it falls on a Monday through Friday, l do. The firm always gets a big birthday cake on each employee's birthday to have at the office and gives the employee a gift certificate.
Happy Birthday, Gav!

I see Sprite posted a selfie gif above. I'll spare you posting you my boobs. But do have an awesome birthday. And think about boobs.



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Sprite, but I hear she's practically untameable and barely housebroken!


Sprite's not housebroken, and she likes to claim and mark new territory.

No, you do not share toothbrushes. Toothbrushes are used to scrub old decaying food from teeth and other mouth refuse.

Sharing a toothbrush is not sexy! Yuck!

Single people should keep a pack of cheap new toothbrushes for overnight sex guests. I used to. If they come over a lot, give them their own regular brush.

I clean the hell out of my toothbrush after use. A good dousing of isopropyl alcohol to sterilize it is the thing to do.

Be sanitary!

There is quite a lot of development along the Atlantic coast. Much of the undeveloped area is really nice. I love the undeveloped wild barrier islands of Georgia. Driving the Outer Banks of North Carolina is really cool.

During the 1600-1700s, the barrier islands of north Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas was home to many pirates, including Blackbeard.

Several of these are government protected wildlands and limited camping is available by permit. Those islands are usually only accessible by boat. But beware the venomous snakes and alligators. Wild horses roam some of the beaches.

Unfortunately, the GOP is toying with the idea of opening up those islands for development.
We remodeled the bathroom to fit in a larger luxurious shower that easily fits two. Great hot sudsy fun!
Could a bear be trained to clean the pool and trim the hedges?

Maybe a hawk or two.
I'll have Jack and Coke on ice, and Her Royal Spriteness served up in a tub of chocolate pudding and whipped cream on her head.

Happy Birthday, Jai!

I hope you have a truly marvelous day!

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You mean the Cadburys right?


Sure, if strategically placed.
A great midnight snack! CANDY! ...like the one above!

It's morning... How about strong hot, black coffee, and a couple of Bloody Marys on the rocks, while kicking back and listening to the rain, while sitting here wearing only boxer shorts and a t-shirt?

In case you ladies are interested, my boxers are imprinted with Daffy Ducks dressed as a cowboy on a black background. Sexy, huh?

Okay, I modded a story this a.m. Had to kick it back for grammar and punctuation. Now that that is over with, I don't want to do anything work related the rest of the day. Just lay around inside, as it is raining outside, and watch TV with my wife, drink a beer, smoke something... and later, have a fresh hot pizza delivered.