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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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The White Walkers were the most honest ones in the whole thing.
Just like the real Middle Ages, all rulers were murderous tyrants. I would have made a marvelous tyrant. In fact, l will be a marvelous tyrant...
Buz Bono for World Dictator, El Presidente for Life.
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Just like the real Middle Ages, all rulers were murderous tyrants. I would have made a marvelous tyrant. In fact, l will be a marvelous tyrant...
Buz Bono for World Dictator, El Presidente for Life.
I am currently taking donations. Give now or you will regret it later. I'm keeping tabs.
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Holy Mad King, Batman! Like father, like daughter. Daenerys certainly went all Ghenghis Khan on King's Landing. Hmmm... why would you destroy the richest city in the realm? Oh hell, it's just money and riches. What!? Family madness maybe in action. Now Daenerys is a mass murderer of women and children. Make Cearcy look kind of tame, huh?
And if you've noticed, Jon Snow isn't into the family sex thing. Ever since he found out Daenerys is his auntie, he has refused to give up the penis, holding out on his psycho aunt. Now that she went all mass murderer, l wonder if his pecker is permanently off limits to Auntie Deanerys. Auntie treats are okay if it's cookies and ice cream, but your aunt's snatch? Yikes! Just say no!
And poor Tyrian. After freeing his brother Jaimie, you know he's going to be crispy treason toast early in the last episode. He'll have a date with the flame throwing reptile for sure.
And if you've noticed, Jon Snow isn't into the family sex thing. Ever since he found out Daenerys is his auntie, he has refused to give up the penis, holding out on his psycho aunt. Now that she went all mass murderer, l wonder if his pecker is permanently off limits to Auntie Deanerys. Auntie treats are okay if it's cookies and ice cream, but your aunt's snatch? Yikes! Just say no!
And poor Tyrian. After freeing his brother Jaimie, you know he's going to be crispy treason toast early in the last episode. He'll have a date with the flame throwing reptile for sure.
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A few times, yeah.
The bed broke and collapsed underneath my wife and l in the middle of sex once.
Once when my wife was my girlfriend, we were having sex in her car in an alley, when what l assume was a homeless guy knocked on the window. My wife screamed so loud l guess it scared him off.
Once in college when l was dating two girls, l was having sex in my room with one. The other showed up, found the bedroom door locked and heard us, then proceeded to kick on the door and cussed me out through the door.
My high school girlfriend and l were parked in my car at night on a dirt road in the country near a pasture fence, having sex for the first time for both of us. A cow had meandered up and mooed quite loudy just a few feet from us, scaring the shit out of both of us, then we cracked up laughing. Well, l guess it makes losing our virginity that much more memorable.
The bed broke and collapsed underneath my wife and l in the middle of sex once.
Once when my wife was my girlfriend, we were having sex in her car in an alley, when what l assume was a homeless guy knocked on the window. My wife screamed so loud l guess it scared him off.
Once in college when l was dating two girls, l was having sex in my room with one. The other showed up, found the bedroom door locked and heard us, then proceeded to kick on the door and cussed me out through the door.
My high school girlfriend and l were parked in my car at night on a dirt road in the country near a pasture fence, having sex for the first time for both of us. A cow had meandered up and mooed quite loudy just a few feet from us, scaring the shit out of both of us, then we cracked up laughing. Well, l guess it makes losing our virginity that much more memorable.
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Side note: I've just been educated on the fact that merkins exist. Life has never looked so good. Lol thanks Ping!
Waiting for a new member to come along named Muffy_Murkin. Or maybe we could offer rainbow merkins in the Lush store or do we already?
Or flavored merkins like coffee flavored, The Perkin' Merkin, or pickle flavored Gherkin Merkin.
Okay, so, l'd love to have an ice cold Tecate with lime and a Jose Cuervo on ice.
A great Mother's Day to you Katherine, and all Lush mothers. Big Hugs!
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This vexing question must be asked. Why do all the drawings of space aliens by human eye witnesses, abductees, and so forth, to them show the space aliens naked? Wouldn't you think a more advanced species wouldn't go around naked, sitting their naked butts down in the fine furniture and stuff?
Would you be upset to find a space alien skid mark on your new sofa?
Would you be upset to find a space alien skid mark on your new sofa?
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Nooooo, veteran is five years. Bill probably already has it. I don't know if there's a ten year badge but there should be.
I had two story ideas and now they've morphed into one crazy story. I really really want to write it but idk if I will.
I should be asleep. Happy weekend everyone.
We should lobby Nicola for a 'Decade Member' badge or a better name if y'all can come up with one. Please do, and we'll start the campaign. Then maybe a badge for 20 or 25 years, and who knows a 50 year badge if we haven't been invaded by space alien body snatchers by then.
So, Good Mornin' Y'all! I'm in the mood for a couple of Bloody Marys along with some hot, strong, black coffee, I've eaten breakfast but it will soon be time for lunch. I think I'll require ice cold beers this afternoon.
It's kind of rainy and it's overcast here. Otherwise, I'd be hanging out at the pool. So what are y'all doing this fine Saturday?
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GoT has marvelously messed with our minds. They have repeatedly tricked and surprised us.
I do wonder...
Are there anymore blue-eyed buggers out there?
Who do we 'know-versus-think' is still on Needle's list?
Will the green-eyed part of the prophecy be realized?
In which episode and how will LYFBUZ be unic-ized?
Will all King's Landing indoor plumbing fixtures be filled with wildfire, and be ignited like a green cherry bomb in a junior high school washroom?
Is Knots Landing a sequel to King's Landing?
Will the damn show end anywhere near the way many people really think it will?
I will be very disappointed if the kingdoms and their ruling families are brought together under one banner, and the series ends with everyone holding hands and singing Kumbaya. I highly doubt that this would happen. A little over 21 hours to go for Episode 4.
Kind of a Monty Python twist. At the end of the final episode, several police cars will pull up and everyone will be arrested for disturbing the peace.
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I'm not at all bothered by beauty pageants. I don't attend them or watch them on TV, but I also don't begrudge anyone having the freedom to choose to do so. I am not threatened by them. But I have fucked a few beauty pageant contestants and winners. They sure looked damn good naked and performed very well.
But seriously, don't expect too many Mensa members to participate in these competitions. But do remember, these are gorgeous women with a highly competitive nature, and that often extends to the bedroom. YES!
I'd rate the contestants as less phony than politicians.
But seriously, don't expect too many Mensa members to participate in these competitions. But do remember, these are gorgeous women with a highly competitive nature, and that often extends to the bedroom. YES!
I'd rate the contestants as less phony than politicians.
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I was actually really looking forward to this series last year, but I was very disappointed with the final outcome.
I'm waiting so I can binge the second season. I was following the development of this series for a couple years before it was made. It was made by History Channel (like Vikings) and produced by Jeremy Renner, so I thought it would be pretty good.
But the end result was a practice in stereotypical semi-historical fantasy. History is filled with so many great stories that would put Game of Thrones to shame, but these people want to keep making the same old drivel. Templars? I get it that the main audience needs some kind of brand recognition, but I could immediately come up with at least twenty stories from the middle ages without resorting to this "holy grail bullshit."
What's next? Another series about Henry the 8th or Elizabeth? Head's up HBO.... let me give you my script on Edward the 3rd so we can dispense with this childish, fantasy bullshit. There are actually a lot of really good stories out there without resorting fucking Templars.
So far, it's mostly been about King Phillip of France conspiring with a corrupt Pope (weren't they all?), after killng the previous one, to discredit the Templars as heretics, so he wouldn't have to pay back the fortune he borrowed from them, plus steal their money. Then they tie it in with a Templar knight that fathered a baby with Phillip's Queen. The acting is well done and the sets are high quality.
As for anything, you have to put up with some hokiness.
I think in the past we discussed how 1066 A.D. would make a great series. I'd start years before to build the characters of Duke William of Normandy, Harold Godiwnson, his traitorous brother, Tostig, and the very entertaining Harold Hadratta the then King of Norway. Hell, Harald Hadratta entire life would make a great series all by himself.
I agree on Edward III. In fact, you could make a great series starting with his grandfather Edward I through him.
Stick to the true history and these type of real people are just as entertaining as anything fiction. I think so many creative types of writers, directors, etc. are too egotistical to not interject themselves into scripts and therefore, FUCK IT UP!
I loved the movie, Kingdom of Heaven, but in reality, Orlando Bloom's character, Balian, would've taken severeal years to develop the fighting skill he exhibited in the movie. But the scenes.... especially battle scenes were a lot of fun. Eva Green was hot, too, butnot as hot as she was in Sin City, A Dame to Kill For or 300: Rise of an Empire.
