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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Congratulations to Tonya on the Clitorides Award! That's awesome!

And congratulations to Hannah on 1st Place in our comp. And to all the runner-ups, who mostly seem to be Rumpilators.

So, time to wind down for the evening. I'll take a chilled cabernet savignaun.

Y'all have a great evening. Tomorrow is Friday, so yeah, weekend, baby! Y'all make sure you have fun

Cheers!
Hannah Dannah Fannah Bananna!!!

Congratulations to Hannah, the Eroticameister!

And congrats to the awesome list of runner-ups!

Join me in chanting, 'Beer! Beer! Beer!'

I'm ready for ice cold beer, are any of y'all? Rumpy, can you serve ip ice cold draft beers? Anything goes...
Like we need another energy drink.

But ice cold beer on the other hand, we can use. An ice cold Tecate with lime will do for tonight, and add a Jose Cuervo chaser.

Cheers!

Does anyone have great news? Step up to the bar and tell us.
Some people look older when they lose weight, especially if it makes their face look sunken in.
While battle scenes are fun, the tactics used here were seriously flawed and unrealistic, especially the nilly willy frontal attack Dorthraki cavalry charge. That would've been suicide and stupid in any major Middle Ages battle, which this series is based on. Cavalry was highly effective in battles of this type weaponry, but very differently.

I want to see Arya live on and maybe have a spin off HBO show, like as a ruthless assassin adventurer, giving us a much broader entertaining view of the world outside of Westeros.
I have saved Verbal & Sprite's story to my queue to read in the next couple of days. Looking for a nice quiet evening to relax, drink, toke, and read. I really look forward to this one.

Another ice cold Dos Equis, please.
There is no telling which one of my avatars will accompany this post in the future.

Legendary Spriticus and l are virtual co-authors to all stories here. How is that you ask? We add little subliminals to everyone's stories and none of you have ever noticed.



Oh, l'll have several ice cold Dos Equis, thank you.
Arya Stark reminds me of The Legendary Spriticus.

It was a fun episode.

But their army was decimated while Cierse's army is at full strength. Maybe they should just let Arya sneak into King's Landing and take Cierse out.
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*whispers* Is that an actual thing? I'm definitely not down with the cool kids!

Bit too early for beer (even for me) so a coffee will do nicely to pass the time...


Obviously, Sprite's favorite TV show...

Beer! Ice cold beer!


Truth be told, you're ALL addicted to watching Naked and Afraid.

Hot black coffee and Bloody Marys, please. It's an awesome sunny nice day so far, so catch y'all later.
I saw an entire transit bus of masturbating women go by the other day.

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I don't think marrying your aunt is the biggest issue here. After all, the Targaryens have always married brother and sister. (Something that was taken from ancient Egypt).

The issue here is that Jon is actually the rightful heir to the Iron throne.


I understand that, but a marriage between the two would solve issues, as well as taking Cierse's head and putting it on a pole. maybe Arya can do that.

I guess no one remembers that only Targaryens can ride dragons or everyone would've been suspicious as to why Jon Snow was riding one over Winterfell.
Eye contact is great until she catches a glob in the eye. Can you say 'Angry Pirate'?

But, hell yes, her looking me in the eye while she sucks, slobbers, licks, rubs her face on and swallows on my cock is nothing but awesome!
I wonder if Jon Snow will marry Daenerys? In the real Middle Ages, nobility pretty much only married relatives. Uncle-niece was especially common, so aunt-nephew... no big deal. But in the real Middle Ages the upper nobility was riddled with deformities and insanity... because of marrying relatives.

PS. Does the Night King ever get any decent pussy? I'd be mean as hell and pissed off too, if all I could get was some dried up ole zombie cunt.
You did say you are the one that left the house. If my wife left the house because of getting mad at me, she'd pretty much have to crawl back begging. I treat her like a spoiled queen, but that would piss me off to the maximum and I'm even more stubborn than she is. Just the way it is.

So, how does he treat you the vast majority of the time? Does he usually appreciate you? Is it worth salvaging? No relationship is perfect nor will it ever be, but love is ultra-powerful. Relationships can be looked at as lifetime investments and the roughest times are usually in the earliest years.
A country steak cathead biscuit with apple jelly on it, and a bowl of hot buttery grits, and deliciously extra strong hot black coffee.
I'd like a glass of cabernet savignaun to help me get sleepy. Might pop a melatonin to go with it.

So, what's up? What do y'all do to get sleepy?
I live in The Deep South. It's hot and humid much of the year and we have a lot of sunny days, mostly sunny days in fact. Most people wear shorts & short sleeve shirts when not at work, and some people wear them at work. So most everyone gets tan.

I have a tan line from my swim shorts (upper thigh to waistband). By summer it might be tanned over, as l have a private backyard swimming pool and we sometimes hang at the pool in the buff.
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So Sprite's not in it?


Who do you think is the titty double?
I've never had a condominium but once considered buying one.

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smile No one can make a joke about shot glasses!

Actually now I want to know what everyone in here collects


Antique guns, Georgia Bulldog commemorative championship items, autographed baseballs and footballs, books, sports photographs, western belt buckles, old and ancient coins, Native-American arrowheads, and football tickets.

I'd sure love a Jack and Coke on ice. Anyone want a raise a glass with me? Cheers to Rumpy and all you Rumpilators!
I am looking forward to the battle scene against the Whitewalkers/Dead in the next episode. But l expect some of our favorite characters will be killed off.
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I was taking a walk this evening and thinking I should've worn my flip flops instead of sneakers because of my incoming shoe tan line. I also get sports bra tan lines. I try to switch up what I wear out pretty often or The Runner Tan is actually noticable. Lol

Any of you have runners' tan? Trucker or farmer tans, or any other? Answer honestly or make me laugh. ?


I like to tan Looney Tunes silhouettes on my body. I've got a Daffy Duck butt cheek tan going. Can you guess where I've got The Tasmanian Devil?
It is much more fun without a condom. But it's better than catching something very bad. If fucking with a condom on, l have a difficult time reaching an orgasm, and have gone on and on until l just got tired and quit, having to have her either suck me or jerk me to cum. It's really hard to fake an orgasm with a condom on.