Mine is wearing a Roman gladiator outfit at the moment. Tomorrow it will be dressed up as an El Presidente of a banana republic. I also have a lot of pirate outfits for my penis. Catholic women enjoy my penis dressed as The Pope. And l dress the dude in a tuxedo when l go to the opera.
For people l was close to and cared a lot about, l like seeing their profile/page as a memorial to them.
Here on Lushstories, what better way to be remembered than to have one's published stories continue to be read and enjoyed.
I've never really wanted to do a full marathon. I've done several half-marathons. I enjoy running but I am an impatient person at heart. I do enjoy sprint training and go to a local high school track to do that.
We've had much more rain than usual, plus December was unusually cold and rainy, so it was cutting into my running outside. I bought a membership to a church gym not too long ago, mostly to get into pick up basketball games. But they have an indoor running track over the basketball court, so I'll use that. They also have racquetball courts, so when I go over there to run, I often get into a basketball game instead or invited to a game of raquetball. Doing those are more fun.
During good weather, I do like to bicycle and used to enter bicycle races. It's been a while since I last did a triathlon. I do both the normal triathlons and the short ones, but haven't done an ironman.
I've noticed some clicking noise in my knees of late, but I'm not having any pain or anything.
I haven't tried doing the kettleball swings. I've seen them done at the gym. Yes, the Russian version seems much safer. And my wife does the Russian style at the gym and at home. I do believe she enjoys doing them much better at the gym with an audience. She's got a strong exhibitionistic side.
This week... cowboy boots and a top hat.
What's going on with all this sitting on someone? Are we having 'Sit On Sprite' Day or 'Sprite Sit On Me' Day?
Hmmm... how 'bout a 'gin and Sprite' on the rocks in honor of Sprite, followed by a few ice cold draft beers in frosty mugs?
So, waz up today, y'all? It finally quit raining in Atlanta. It's been monsoon season here, probably climate change. We had more rain than the Pacific Northwest this year. We're downright soggy. I guess l should start singing with The Soggybottom Boys.
My apologies for being way behind on reading stories. But still sending cheers and hugs to all you cool cats in Lushland.
It requires absolute cleanliness, so spontanaity usually isn't going to work. But, yes, it is very hot, feels awesome, and leads to great rowdy things to follow. It's a good follow up to a frisky shower session with your partner.
Much of the most valuable/useful things l've learned is from sparring with military special forces friends. lt's a truly implementable mix of several martial arts, and some damn mean, sneaky, nasty tricks, that really work if l ever find myself in a real fight.
I've won trophies in tournaments, but nothing compares to the serious stuff taught in the military. It's for real life or death for them.
Some of those guys have been guest instructors for the women's classes my wife has taken.
Always do your best to avoid a fight, but if it's forced on you, use the skills you've learned to seriously disable the aggressive asshole until they are totally defeated or you can get away. Don't be timid because that could cost you your life.
And don't start anything yourself. That is stupid. You can never know or predict what skills or knowledge a stranger has. I've seen big, strong bar bullies get their asses handed to them by much smaller guys.
I once saw 2 big redneck bar bullies get seriously stomped and hurt by one little guy they were picking on. It turned out that the little guy was a US Army Green Beret. He'd done his best to walk away and they wouldn't let him. Some of us had started to try and intervene, but once it started, we realized the little guy didn't need any help. The 2 big bullies did... an ambulance.
Waffles, scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice, and coffee.
Beer! Ice cold Terrapin pale ale.
She teaches weight lifting, and coaches linebackers for varsity football, and is vice principal in charge of discipline and truancy. Carries a big paddle!
Hot chili over rice, Texas toast, and an ice cold Sam Adams summer lager, and a piece of cheese cake for dessert.
A hamburger garnished with slaw, pickles, and onions, hand cut french fries, and sweet tea.
I wiggle my ears, stand on my head, and sing 'Feelings'.
I'd love a Long Island Tea. And wishing the best to the comp entrants, but l won't be reading any for a few days, so about to fly, fly away. I'll be in the Big Easy. Go Dawgs!
