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Buz
2 days ago
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Straight Male, 39
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I'd take 'em both at the same time. Make 'em compete nekkid! But with Meghan currently prego, I'll take Kate. Treat her to some Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Idea for Rumpy's on the mob site.

Rump's Bumps & Humps Open 24 Hours
A big ole congratulations to Saucymh, fuzzyblue, and browncoffee on winning the top 3 spots in a really great competition. And to those who rounded out the honorable mention top 10. Great stories, and a comp really deep in quality stories.

Is anyone up for Jack Daniels? If so, join me in a few drinks. I'll have mine just Jack on ice.

Cheers, y'all!

And congrats to all who won in the comp, and the rest of the Top 10. There were great stories that finished out of the Top 10, too. Such a strong comp, and a load of excellent stories. I've yet to leave comments on all, and plan to get that done.
A few of y'all noticed it was my birthday yesterday. So, thanks for the birthday wishes on my wall.

Happy Birthday to Curvygalore!
My wife took me out to celebrate. I had a ribeye and lobster tail, broccoli, a tossed salad, a couple of Sam Adams winter lagers, and a piece of chocolate cake.
Just regular tea that is hot. No additives.
Hot chili and rice, Texas toast, and an ice cold Budweiser.
I've found that one hand gets jealous of the other.

In the otherhand, can we stroke this subject further?
Fried chicken, mashed potatoes covered in white gravy, corn, fried green tomatoes, a biscuit, and sweet tea.
Most major cities have 2 or 3 sex clubs that advertise on the internet and/or underground alternative magazines. They usually promote couples. You'll probably pay a high admission, especially for single males, a much lower rate for single females.

There is usually an innermost sanctum which is pretty much a free for all orgy with condoms for all consenting people. There may be various private rooms to have sex, some with windows to be viewed for couples who like to be watched or people who like to voyeur, and private rooms to fuck in private. And a bar section set up very laid back with individual sofa & chair sections for people to socialize.

Usually what you pay at the door is for a temporary membership and technically these are private clubs.

There will be a higher number of middle-aged people than younger people.
All stories here on Lushstories are verified by volunteer members. During holidays, the verifiers are not as active, as they are spending holiday time with families, like everyone else.

Other times story submissions may come in at a much higher rate than others. So during holidays and during an unusually high rate of submissions, we may get a bit behind. But we always catch up and quite often log in to verify and find an empty submission queue.

Most of the time we're very fast at verifying. Here at Lushstories we go to great measures to make sure the stories are of higher quality than most sites, and to protect against plagiarism and stolen stories. Other sites that give very fast story approval don't do that.
Laughing til your sides hurt. Watching my wife laugh is maybe the best thing ever.
I only wear a sports jock strap at the gym. Well, that and an Abraham Lincoln hat.
Hi Sveta, welcome to Lushstories. I hope you thoroughly enjoy being here and make lots of friends.

Well, talk about a starfish bonanza!

How 'bout some big toe pics, too? Hoodie Hoo!


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My hair in my twenties:




My hair now:



Yum!

...and you'd look awesome with a smiley face trimmie.

Hi Beth!
Too much. Suit trousers with boxers underneath don't hold it back from pitching a tent near as well as denim jeans and boxer briefs, so it is strategically necessary to keep a portfolio or a briefcase nearby to hold in front of me when it goes boing.
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I have long hair and it all depends on my mood. Usually a ponytail if I'm busy or in a rush.


I'd like to see candy in a landing strip or a heart-shaped trimmie!

Oh! What? Not that part of the body? Sorry...
Every time someone says the mob site, I picture Tony Soprana and his crew at the Bada Bing.



May I please have 2 cold Bloody Marys.
Attention!

Cut out the pissing contest! It's time to get back on the actual subject of kettlebell swings. Just because someone has a differing opinion or not is no reason to get your damned panties in a wad. The personal bickering here is getting tiresome.

Be mature enough to not bitch and bicker just because someone differs from your opinion.

This is not directed at any one person in particular, as it has grown into a multiple bitch session.

Back to facts and your own opinions on the subject, pro or con, without bitching at another person or shut the fuck up and move to another thread.

The is NOT The Think Tank, and we don't allow the same kind of personal aggressive, insulting, attacking arguing here as we do there.

Buz
Senior Moderator


PS. If you have a problem with my announcement or questions about it, pm me personally, but do not fucking ask in public!
Another cold front is hitting down here, after a few days of springlike weather. So, getting back the swing of things after the holidays.

So what's going on?

I'd like to have Jack Daniels on ice.
Hamburger garnished with slaw, pickles, onions, mustard, and ketchup, with handcut french fries, and a chocolate milkshake.
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"Miscle tone", highlighting the athletic features of mistletoe


That's me, a dyslexic with large fingers typing on my phone's tiny keyboard.
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If anyone hasn't checked out Dicture and the Art of Dick Pics before, it's well worth a browse.

Her 'Dick-tators of History' portfolio is a delight.

https://dicture.com/pages/work



I am inspired to become a dick model.