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Buz
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Buz
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Once, my girlfriend got her tits enlarged. I was against the idea, but they are her tits. She had them enlarged to look like stripper tits. Later on in time we got married and l've come to like the bigger hooters. You could say they grew on me.
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Is anyone watching Mayans M.C. on FX? I'm really enjoying it.
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Hurricane Michael slammed into the Florida panhandle as almost a Cat 5, the third strongest hurricane on record to hit the USA, strongest since 1969. The devastation is rated as apocolyptic and massive. It's a 400 mile wide beast. Panama City and Destin are devastated.

It's over south Georgia now and still at a Cat 3, unheard of that far inland, and about to hit Macon. Heading for the Carolinas tomorrow.

Besides thoughts and prayers, the people in the hurricanes path will need donations. I hope y'all keep them in mind.

Rumpy, I'll have Scotch on the rocks.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
The RUSSIANS are coming!
The RUSSIANS are coming!

No fooling. Read on and get the scoop.

Over on Stories Space, Maggie wrote the following while discussing 'one bombs' with a mod.

"In the meantime, I've removed anonymous scores from IP addresses that were down-voting certain works, which will also improve your overall score. It appears that you were hit with a number of low anonymous scores from IP addresses in — wait for it — Russia. They got me too. "

Didn't I tell ya? Makes you wonder if noe place for smut, porn, slime and/or other affiliated vices is secure from Russian meddling?

Think I'll have a drink...using Polish vodka. Whadda y'all want?




Fucking damn Russians.

I'll have Jack Daniels on ice, and put on some John Philip Sousa marches. Then we'll watch the movie, Miracle. We'll show those meddling assholes who they're fucking with.
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Sweet and sour chicken on a bed of brown rice with fried noodles, water chestnuts, broccoli and carrots, an egg roll, and hot tea.
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We're about to head out the door to Athens. Go Dawgs! So, when I get there, I'll have a few beers and some Jack Daniels on ice. Y'all have a great day!
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Hard scrambled eggs, hash browns, hot buttery grits, bacon, biscuit & gravy, and coffee.
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C'mon guys, this is The Spa. You know the rules. Be sweet! Now hug and make up.

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Dunkirk. It was okay but fell way short of great, not even very good, just a mediocre okay.
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The key to a woman's heart is to make her laugh, and laugh a lot. So, don't be afraid to wear some funny boxers. Actually, my wife sometimes buys some comical boxers for me, often silk ones.

Silk boxers feel good, maybe too good. Um... uh... yeah.
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Roast beef with carrots, potatoes, and onions on a bed of rice, cream corn, corn bread, and ice cold beer. And a fried peach pie for dessert.
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we're looking into it, Bill. going to contact you privately smile


Yes, Rump, we want to get this this fixed for you as soon as possible.
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Congratuations, E!

Thanks for all the great things you do on Lush.
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Am tempted...your next one's on me, 'k? And Buz's too.

Independence. (yeah, should prob be 'independent' but thinkin' of the Donna Summer tune)


Drinkin' with you and Sprite? I'm in! And it will be a state of innebriation.
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But how many Presidents came from Georgia? Only one? Tsk, tsk... Ohio is 6 ahead of you!


But they were all Republicans, well one was a Whig, forerunner of the Republicans. smile To be fair, the first ever Republican presidential candidate was John C. Fremont, who was from Georgia.

Hugs to you, Ohio woman! smile We're both part Cherokee. And you're a lot of fun.
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Buz, you wanna save that Southern Comfort for another day and join the P-Man and Fuzzy in some Jameson's and Guinness?



THat'll be just fine with me. I'm in.
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I had an awsome Saturday in one of the world's greatest places, Athens, Georgia. We had a huge spread of great food, beer, and liquor for the game tailgate party. Then watched the Dawgs stomp the Tennessee Vols 38-12. Go Dawgs!

Cheers to all! I'll have something from Rumpy's old stomping ground, Southern Comfort on ice.
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Grilled chicken breast, rice and gravy, green beans, corn-on-the-cob, cornbread, and sweet tea.
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Yes. We'd have ice cold sweet tea and homemade chocolate chip cookies.
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The Thirteenth Colony; fourth state to ratify the Constitution. A state that has given the world 2 Nobel Peace Prize winners, a 3-time Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World, and a very long list of musical superstars, literary writers, a bunch of hot Hollywood actresses, and hosted The Centennial Olympics. And we have lots of wild alligators and bears.
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I couldn't take the thread title misspelling anymore, so l changed 'girs' to 'girls'.
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1. Do you live in your Mom's basement?
2. Have you ever had a date with a woman not related to you?
3. How many hours a day do you play video games?
4. What's your favorite way to get high?
5. Have you ever paid a utility bill?
6. How huge is your dick?



1. In the sub-sub basement
2. Cousins are HOT!
3. 28 hours a day. My thumbs have grown veins into my phone.
4. Climb ultra tall buildings naked
5. Utility? I know what a utility infielder is but a utility bill?
6. HUMONGOUS! It can eclipse the sun for days. If it splashes the ocean it causes tsunamis.
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A Sweetwater Ale and a shot of Southern Comfort.
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A banana nut muffin, watermelon slices, and coffee.
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A bacon, lettuce & tomato sandwich with potato salad, fried pickles, and sweet tea
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Quote by Green_Man


Just as a silly bit of trivia. The tumbleweed is known as Russian thistle in its home of origin. It is an iconic symbol of the Old West in the United States but it is actually an introduced species. It came into North America from Asia as seeds stuck to gunny sacks used to transport grains and such back in the 19th century.




I'll have a cuppa jäva, barkeep, if you please.

Cynthia has a grand piece of work on 'sacre bleu' at the moment. It's one of her special history stories with some supernatural thrown in for extra spice.

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/supernatural/the-waking-dream.aspx

Cheers, all.


The US Federal government introduced kudzu to the South to prevent erosion. What a disaster!!!
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