I don't know about the personals, but Craigslist has become totally useless if you want to sell anything.
If you place an ad to sell anything, you will be overwhelmed in texts or emails from Nigerian scam artists. They'll completely blow up your email or text window.
You'll get dozens and dozens of similarly worded responses, usually in poor English and rarely referring to what you are actually selling. They usually say 'the item your selling' proving that they didn't read it to see what you're item is. They will want to send you a bank check to include covering their shipper, which is to come pick up the thing your selling.
After being flooded with such suspicious responses l researched this. Do not fall for this scam. The check they send will bounce several weeks later and your banking account will be deducted for that amount.
Feel free to research all this yourself.
Sell your stuff on eBay.
If writing in first person and you want to give some description, do it in bits but leave some to the reader's imagination.
'Her deep brown eyes exuded mystery.'
Snails. Also uncooked seafood because it might kill you dead, very painfully dying for several hours.
I was once a rental car agent for a short while. So here are your two options:
1) She is a manager and has a company supplied cell phone, which would come up in her name when she texted you. And she was just following the company's customer service follow up policy.
2) All rental car companies are fronts for escort services but only supply their services in their rental vehicles, so your text is a disguised solicitation.
3) She really wants to sell you an emu farm in Utah.
My Georgia Dawgs beat Mizzou at Mizzou for an important SEC East win, and the Atlanta Braves just clinched the National League's Eastern Division Championship. GO DAWGS! GO BRAVES!
I'll have ice cold Dos Equis! Lots of 'em!
When the bugle plays and the cavalry charges in.
Baked chicken breast, grilled corn-on-the-cob, green beans, baked new potatoes, sliced tomatoes, chilled white wine.
There is a lot of serious flooding in the Carolinas from the hurricane. I hope y'all keep them in mind for donations. A lot of people have lost their homes and possesions. Sadly, l believe the death count is 5.
I'll have Scotch on the rocks. Chilling out as l know l have a very busy week ahead of me at work.
It's okay to brush teeth at the same time and stuff like that, but HELL NO, to someone else being in the bathroom when pissing or taking a dump. That should be done alone. Have some couth and class!
Hello, Rumpy! Congrats on your LSU Tigers (Bayou Bengals) coming from behind to defeat Auburn at Auburn, with that last second field goal. I never complain about seeing Auburn get their hearts broken.
I enjoyed a fun day in Athens, GA watching my Dawgs roll 49-7. I love it when the coach can let every player on the team get into the game.
We had a great tailgate, though it was hot and very sunny. Finally, right at game time, some wind from the far outer reaches of that former hurricane rolled in and cooled things down very nicely.
Did y'all know that in the Deep South, especially SEC football games, the hottie coeds show up en masse, dressed in tiny short dresses or jumper outfits, made of light slinky materials, like they are going night clubbing? It makes for a splendid view.
My wife's all inner cleavage exposed, tiny little dress, had me in the mood to do some serious motorboating!!!
I'll have a large icy, Bloody Mary, please.
Beef stew, hot buttered yeast rolls, and chilled white wine.
Boob size doesn't matter unless they are too big. If the lady can't safely do jumping jacks without knocking herself out, then the boobs are too big.
Oh, yeah! And it looks like spiked milkshakes are in order.
From what I've read, it used to be quite common in western culture and others for young men to lose their virginity to professional women at bordellos. I don't see anything wrong with you doing it.
Be careful though. Stupidly, it is against the law. The TV news regularly shows the police using undercover police women in stings to arrest 'johns'.
I don't know any advice to tell you about making arrangements with an escort.
A hurricane is heading straight for the South Carolina coast this week. It's expected to be a massive 3 or 4 level by the time it hits land.
All you in South Carolina, as well as Georgia and North Carolina, and Bermuda, please take precautions and be safe.
Biscuits in sausage gravy, and hash browns, and black coffee.