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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by noll
You're such a fear mongering capitalist. How can overtime be part of the answer to a timeless question?
It's the new age question taking dominance over the old age question. What happens when it starts taking a dozen woodchucks to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously those would be government employee woodchucks. Or worse, if woodchucks become placed in charge of flood control in The Netherlands. Would woochuck immigrants be required to meet the demand. And would the German woodchucks want to import German beer? And would the French woodchucks demand that everyone speak French? And just how much wood needs to be chucked? Do woodchucks smoke pot? Consider the mass quantities of Cheetos and Twinkies will be needed to satisfy the increased munchie demand. So you see, it's not simple to answer. Obviously, someone has to work overtime to figure this out. Is there enough money budgeted to get this done?
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Outies must be very popular with porn producers since they are so prevalent in porn movies.
I always thought Playboy preferred innies on centerfolds, while Penthouse went for the outies. But surely faces and titties and body tone seemed to be the most important feature considered.
Isn't it true that innies are best for camel toes?
I always thought Playboy preferred innies on centerfolds, while Penthouse went for the outies. But surely faces and titties and body tone seemed to be the most important feature considered.
Isn't it true that innies are best for camel toes?
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Men: You need at least one well-made basic navy suit. This one is an Armani, retails for about $2000. You don't have to spend any where near that. Feeling a bit rebellious? Dress it up with a quirky tie or shirt. And SHOES! Women will be looking at your shoes.
A quality navy suit is a must have if you wear suits for work. As well, a black suit which can be worn to weddings, funerals, and more formal social affairs. Gray suits of different shades and some with pinstripes or subdued plaid patterns. A nice brown business suit is good change up. Here in the South where l live, a seer sucker suit is great during the summer for casual Fridays or social gatherings, especially outdoor socials.
I might add that l especially enjoy tailored white dress shirts, monogrammed and wearing cuff links.
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Quote by Aletheia
My husband has a vast video collection of me giving him blow jobs, but we've never recorded ourselves having sex. We did stay at a themed B&B once where our room looked like something straight out of a bordello, including mirrors on the ceiling. It was a lot of fun watching ourselves fuck! We've contemplated putting mirrors on our bedroom ceiling, but the thought of our conservative, bible-thumping housekeeper seeing them makes me blush!!!!
You should really do the mirror over the bed. Give the housekeeper something to gossip about.
My wife and I have an extra room in the basement that is our sex room. Mirrors over the bed and on the walls, a sex swing, a large flat screen on one wall for watching pornos together. The walls are painted red and it's decorated like a bordello. We have leopard print sheets and zebra print sheets, nudie art on the walls, including an original nude oil painting of my wife, all quite tacky and fun. When remodeling I put up a closet door to the room so that it passes as a storage room and we keep it locked.
It'd be quite embarrassing if my mom saw the room. Now, my mother-in-law would probably give us a high-five.
As to the question, the answer is yes and yes.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
( SLURP! ) Goood coffee, Ms T. Bless you for getting Big Bertha cranking out her special elixir.
And speaking of goodness, mega-congrats on that doctor's report. It's been a rough summer on a lot of Rumplators so ending it on a positive note is a major goodness.
Today marks the official start of college football here in the States. Only five games, however, and none will fire the general public with excitement. The two best should be New Mexico State, which went to a bolw game last year for the first time in forever facing Wyoming which has had some fun teams the last few years. The other game pits Hawaii, which got off the islands in the nix of time meeting Colorado State whose coach, Mike Bobo (honest), manage to get out of the hospital in time for today's game. Enjoy.
Now I'm heading for a second mug of Big Bertha's blessed brew. Don't forget our unforgettable beers, whines, and fine lickers. So whadda ya would-be wanton weekend wanderers wanna drink?
Mike Bobo, head coach of Colorado State, used to be the QB for the Georgia Bulldogs when he was in college. One time some guy was getting beat up by a big group of bullies outside a bar in Athens, GA. Bobo, a senior and the starting QB for the Dawgs, rushed to the guy's rescue and punched out several of the bully jerks beating on that one guy. The bullies then cowardly ran off.
I attended every home game Bobo played in and a handful of away games with my dad.
The Dawgs kick-off next Saturday. I'll be there. Go Dawgs!
I'll have a tall icy Bloody Mary, please.
