The woodchucks have unionized, and it now takes 5 woodchucks to chuck 1 piece of wood per hour. Anymore and they get overtime pay.
Oh, wait, they've gone on strike, no woodchucking at all.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Quote by sweet_as_candy
I've seen Braveheart and I'm super clued up about British history...so this might be quite good...
I love the movie Braveheart. It's incredibly entertaining and action packed, but Mel Gibson butchered the true history. The real William Wallace is a very intriguing historical person. He was a true epic badass. And Longshanks was not a decrepid old man at the time. He was a brilliant conniver and actually fairly young, and not long before proved himself as a pretty badass knight in The Crusades.
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What happened to the catfight?? The only reason I came was to watch Hannah and Rach woop each others ass, and all I get is a stupid gum wall! ~grumble~
I've been trying to sign 'em both up for a big hot oil wrestling match, and taking bets. Also, sell tickets, and hmmm... maybe a pay-per-view satellite TV contract.
Ice cold beer, cheers, high 5's, and hugs all around here in Rumpy's.
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Hi Rumpy! College football is almost here! I'll have a case of long neck bottled Budweisers in a large tub of ice, please.
The Varsity restaurant in Atlanta celebrated it's 90th anniversary in business. I love chili cheese dogs, onion rings, and fried peach pies from The Varsity, or chili burgers or slaw burgers or slaw dogs, etc. etc.
And I yell, "GO DAWGS! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!"
The Varsity restaurant in Atlanta celebrated it's 90th anniversary in business. I love chili cheese dogs, onion rings, and fried peach pies from The Varsity, or chili burgers or slaw burgers or slaw dogs, etc. etc.
And I yell, "GO DAWGS! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!"
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I very much enjoyed watching Succession on HBO. What a fucked up family, and other than the patriarch, a bunch of pussy losers. It's practically a comedy.
Sharp Objects is great! They actually film much of it not far from where I live.
Ballers has started back, and I like that show. Occasionally they show some tits.
I watch Last Week Tonight With John Oliver.
The new season of The Duece is starting soon. I watched it last year but thought it was mediocre. I'll give it another try. It just seemed slow and not very cutting edge.
I very much enjoyed Showtime's Billions and Patrick Melrose, but their over for the season.
Better Call Saul is back. I like it a lot, but it's not quite as good as Breaking Bad was.
Other than that it's sports, news, The History Channel, NatGeo, or The Smithsonian Channel.
I did very much enjoy The Terror, except for the fact that they totally failed at making life in the Arctic Circle believable. Those characters should've been shivering their asses off most of the time. Hell, their ships were iced in. Do you have any idea how cold it has to be for salty ocean water to thickly freeze over?
Sharp Objects is great! They actually film much of it not far from where I live.
Ballers has started back, and I like that show. Occasionally they show some tits.
I watch Last Week Tonight With John Oliver.
The new season of The Duece is starting soon. I watched it last year but thought it was mediocre. I'll give it another try. It just seemed slow and not very cutting edge.
I very much enjoyed Showtime's Billions and Patrick Melrose, but their over for the season.
Better Call Saul is back. I like it a lot, but it's not quite as good as Breaking Bad was.
Other than that it's sports, news, The History Channel, NatGeo, or The Smithsonian Channel.
I did very much enjoy The Terror, except for the fact that they totally failed at making life in the Arctic Circle believable. Those characters should've been shivering their asses off most of the time. Hell, their ships were iced in. Do you have any idea how cold it has to be for salty ocean water to thickly freeze over?
