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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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I guess, yes, I have. Something like that. She practiced something like Voodoo and Santeria mixed, and told fortunes, er, rather inferred futures. There were sacrificed animals and lots of weird handmade symbolisms hanging around. The creepiest place I've ever been.
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In winter? Do her thighs not get cold? Lol. I like high boots and nylons but I couldn't be walking around with bare flesh that felt like I've just been touched up by a white walker. Ha


Winters here are not consistent. We'll have up to 2 warm weeks at a time, then have an arctic blast, get iced, then a few days later it's almost like summer. But on average our winters are mild temperature wise.

It only snows like every three or four years.
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Hey Buz ! How are things? Scotch could be interesting


I've been really busy. I need to catch up around here. How are you?

In fact, hey all... How 'bout a round of ice cold draft beers on me?
Anyone up for scotch and cigars? A good evening to kick back, relax, and get and keep a nice buzz going.
My dad likes the Star Wars series. It came out when he was in college in the 1970s. The series is mostly entertaining, but there are a couple of them that are quite frankly, goofy.

I think the oldest three are the best scripted, and they were made before l was born. I've heard about how when the original came out that it had people standing in crazy long lines because there had never been a movie like it before.

I've never seen a Star Wars series movie at a theater, just catch them on TV.
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Much less exciting than a pedal (yet also much less costly), but I recently bought a set of 4 slides:





Hopefully I'll be able to pull off these sorts of dirty licks before the Devil calls me back to hell (evil grin):




Mastering the slide is a true art.
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I never trust anyone with a beard and I'm suspicious of anyone with facial hair. Examples Hitler, Stalin, Khomeini. Don't get me started on man-buns.


Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Prince Albert, Charlie Chaplin, Sigmund Freud, Mark Twain, Walt Disney, Catfish Hunter...

But did they have man buns?
Wookies were the gigolos of the universe.

Rey may be the Emporer's daughter. Or Luke's.
Seriously, the only things l've successfully plastic wrapped are drunks back in college. Once plastic wrapped a guy to an office chair with wheels, tied a rope to my motorcycle and when he woke up, pulled him around the parking lot.
Wonder Woman's daughter. She's narrowed the dad down to Hans Solo, Spiderman, The Hulk, or the frozen sperm of Al Capone.

Spoiler alert! Write-in candidate: Buz

Rumor has it that Sprite has a 'Buz' tattoo.
Fight the heat with ice cold beer and straight bourbon on ice!

Y'all have a great evening.
A ham sandwich, and apple pie with ice cream.
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I have my original Brownie jumper. Sprite would probably look super cute/hot wearing that outfit. Just saying.


I may have to invent a uniform for myself. smile
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See, we would go on adventures like that. And there were always older kids that would hunt us down and torture us.... They seemed so big and mean at the time. Now when I go back to my home town I laugh when I see them.

They married some small town girl that was hot when she was 15 now they have 3 kids.

But when we got big, we bullied the younger kids. I remember getting the younger kids to ride as fast as they could and fire arrows into their bike spokes to make them flip over forward. My cousin was a loudmouth asshole kid, and they tortured him beyond belief. But when he got older, he became the worst sadist of all. We were sadistic fuckers. We would set viet cong style traps and hold people for hours as we dropped ants onto them and bury them in neck deep stagnant water,

Stand by Me was the closest thing to my summer vacations by far. was really into bondage and psychological torture. I would get anyone's darkest desires.... but then we could all go watch cartoons at my grandma's house and have milk and cookies and watch cartoons.




It was in high school when I destroyed the bully. I'd gotten the football team to take up for the nerds and 9th graders being picked on by the bully and his gang. He didn't like that and called me out to meet after school. It didn't take but a few seconds. Funny, the dumbass hadn't noticed how much I'd grown, the muscles I had by then and the fact I'd become a good enough football player to make the local All-Star teams as a linebacker and wide receiver. Plus, I had my picture in the local paper a few times for winning martial arts trophies. From that point on, he avoided me like the plague. His jaw did have to be rebuilt. His bully gang faded away. The bully is currently serving a prison sentence for armed robbery, assault, and drug possession.

I was mostly mischievous as a kid.
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I was a huge basketball fan back when I was a student in the 90s. I even had my parents build me my own court in the back yard. It was awesome. I had a huge court, surrounded by Iguanas perched on the When I would go to Florida on vacation all I would do was play basketball.

My favorite team was the Atlanta Hawks.



I loved Spud Webb and Dominique Wilkins. I even used 21 as my number.

After Vancouver got a team, I went full Grizzlies... but unfortunately, the Grizzlies were the worst team in pro sports...

They lost the team, and Seattle lost their team so I lost all Basketball teams. There was zero chance I was going to go for Memphis or Oklahoma.

So I guess I'm kind of a raptors fan....


Dominique Wilkins is a cool guy. I've had the pleasure of talking with him several times. I was too young to know the cool 80s early 90s Hawks teams with Dominique, Spud Webb, Doc Rivers, and all. And like me, Dominique is a big supporter of our alma mater. Go Dawgs!

I was 9 and at the Braves World Series game 6 with my dad when they won the '95 World Series.
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I actually had to take some time and think about this one...

It was hard to think of something off the top of my head, and when I googled "summer movies" all I got was lists of movies that came out in the summer.

So I thought of summer vacation when I was a kid. And the movie that best represents my childhood summer vacations was:



I've watched this numerous times and even though made in 1986, it still holds up. Not many 80s movies can claim that. I grew up in the same part of the world that the movie was filmed and my summer adventures resembled those of the kids in the film. Even though the original story by Stephen King was based in Maine, the movie was based and filmed in Northern Oregon.

In contrast to most 80s movies, this one is quite realistic and subtle in it's intent. Being a kid growing up in a suffocating town in the Pacific Northwest, Stand By Me captures the feeling perfectly.


This movie really resonated with me, especially spending part of every summer at my granddad's farm in the rural north Georgia mountains. Funny, my dad has always said it reminded him of growing up in those mountains and his childhood adventures with his best buddies.

And Kiefer Sutherland's sadistic bully character really brought home a recurring bully l had to deal with for years. Funny how hard bullies fall when you grow and catch up with them and beat the fuck out of them. Very satisfying indeed.
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I’m really petite and I look much younger so people are constantly assuming I’m an intern and haven’t completed formal education. It makes it difficult to be taken seriously.


In that case, do you have a schoolgirl uniform? smile

If not, l know Sprite has several and might loan you one.
On Lush when someone says that a lot of lesbians on Lush are men, it is not figuritive but literal. There are a lot of men posing as women, especially personifying themselves as women. This is so they can cyber sex with real lesbians and get their rocks off.

Let's be real. I am sure almost all real lesbians can figure out the fakes very quickly. I am guessing the fake lesbian (men) usually end up cybering with each other unbeknownst. A rather humorous picture, right?

One great thing about Lush is making friends with wonderful people of all sexual lifestyles and genders.
Views? Views are what this is all about. Authoring a story or poem would be a pointless effort if no one reads it. The more readers the better.

This is the world's best internet erotic story site!

Viva la Lushstories.com!
If you're a firm body hottie who seems intelligent and interesting and offer oral sex to both her and me it might be considered.
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The re-ordered stats are interesting, but of course they only apply to the original 20 names. It would be fun to see who are the overall top 20 writers by total number of views. Some of these 20, who have written lots but have relatively few views, wouldn't be on that list at all. Others, with fewer stories but more views for each one, would feature instead.

However, I appreciate that that couldn't be done easily, given the limited way the authors list can be sorted.


My contribution is 81 total, that's 59 stories and 22 poems for 3,465,541 views. 6 Legendary Stories and 51 Famous Stories. 9 Editors Picks and 28 Recommended Reads.

Plus I have no idea how many stories I've verified as a story moderator.
Hot black coffee and Bloody Marys, please.