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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Quote by sprite
dirty talk can make everything better. not like i'd want some random person to call me a slut at a dinner party, but in the bedroom with the right person, it's a total turn on.


My wife loves to whisper nasty sex talk in my ear at dinner parties. Very distracting!
I can't imagine sex without dirty talk. A great partner can dish it out and is greatly turned on by taking it.
Rump is da man! Ice cold beer with bourbon chasers!

CHEERS!
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Azaleas? In Georgia? Huh. I'd think that the temperature extremes would not be .


Azaleas are very common here. If you ever watch The Masters golf tournament on TV, much of the fairways are thickly lined with azaleas in full bloom.

I have several encore azaleas. They are supposed to bloom both spring and fall, but they often bloom in the summer too, and in the winter when we get very warm days or a couple of weeks, they will bloom then. In the spring, blooming azaleas usually overlap with blooming dogwood trees.
IT. Yes, the clown is scary but it's the bullies that really got me going. I hate bullies.
I've had great luck with azaleas but would love to have some great knock-out roses, but unfortunately, the deer always eat them just after they bloom.
I have a couple of expensive fountain pens at home (Waterman), and I have some sets of calligraphy pens, but never at the office. At work, I have to wear suits, and I wear tailored, monogrammed white dress shirts. I am not taking a chance on ruing those with ink. I do have several very nice steel ballpoint pens. Cartier, Cross, Baron and other brands make very nice engravable ballpoint pens that are perfect for the office.
We never have people stuck in traffic in Atlanta.

Seriously, a lot of people would see you and someone would call the police. Unless you are a hot looking woman. For men, that's a good way to get arrested and have your mugshot posted on TV and name broadcast as public masturbator. And, in the USA you'd get listed on the sex offender list for that.

Plus, distracted driving is against the law.

Cheers to all! Have a drink on me.

And now l'm to an evening of drinking and debauchery.
A ribeye, rice pilaf, tossed salad, and cabernet savignon.
I'd take being called a benevolent human anyday.
The use of the word 'despite' shows a bias in the study. I wonder if the author was dissapointed in the results.
Quote by sprite
i make a habit of treating people with kindness and like to see others doing the same. that means that i'm always happy to hold doors open, pay for meals, be caring, nurturing, protective, and i am okay with the same behavior shown towards me - i am okay with accepting that - it's simply showing humanity as far as i'm concerned, and we can all use a little of that in our lives. women should be treated with respect. so should men. and kids. and animals. it makes the world a better place.



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My mom, a very strong-willed and strong-opinioned woman with a professional career and doctorate degree, would probably at least support much of what the majority chose but completely disagree that it is sexist or detrimental.

When l was a kid, she spent quite a lot of time and effort teaching me gentlemanly bevaviour such as holding doors, pulling out chairs at the dinner table, walking on the outside when accompanying a lady on the sidewalk, and many more things than l care to list. l'd say the thing she stressed most of all is to treat women with respect.
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Is your butthole OK?


NO! I looked like soneone in a Heronymous Bosch painting.
Howdy, Rumpy. It's good to see you back hosting your honky tonk. I hope all you Rumpilators are having an awesome day and evening.

How 'bout ice cold beer in large frosty glass mugs for everyone.
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I said red... that’s Brown. The color of coagulated blood. Who are? What have you done with the decent man known as buz?


I think someone drugged my drink.
Easily, a well deserving poem for the EP Award. Truly outstanding-superior! Congratulations Elliot.
Yay! It's great to see Elliot get an awesome badge. A poet emeritus and a great guy. Good guys do win!

Congratulations, Elliot!

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You and ping are being so fucking insensitive...

The wrecking yard scene with all the transformers parts piled up and you see the little red VW beetle walking by it... fuck bro, really, every time I see it, tears out of both eyes.


I'm checking out the VW scenes, too.

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hey, i had to ship it to the UK - any idea what the postage cost me?


I'll trade you 4 erotic stories, a Barry Bonds card, and a white polka dot bunny.
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Yes, the scene where they loaded them all into that giant car wash... gets me every time :’(


And they have to pay extra for the wax. And it turns into a group beaver wax. Who put beavers into the scene anyhow?
I usually like to do my cardio and my weight lifting workouts at different times, though scheduling doesn't always work out the way l want.

I prefer very early morning weight lifting, then shower, get dressed and pick up some breakfast on my way to the office by about 7:30am. Then if possible bicycle after work or wait and run about 9:00 or 9:30 at night. All that works best during warm weather, which is most of the year where l live. During the winter l like to run before work and work out after work.