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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Quote by LovingSadist
Do you really think telling the girl “he’s all wrong for you,” is going to help you get all up in her? If anything you’re helping the guy your trying to steal from. White knighting is the lowest from of trying to get with a girl. It goes, white knighting and the slightly above that is offering to pay her rent, followed by writing her a love poem. Come on, men. Be better.


Writing her a poem? We'll have to have the guy erased.
Ice cold beer and Jaegermeister chasers. Cheers all!!!
Yeeehaaaa, damn the torpedoes, and pass me a cold beer.
Women ARE adventurous in bed unless the frame has a wobbly leg. Then you can use the kitchen counter or the sofa or the sex swing, etc.
Now swapping is entirely different. I was thinking this meant sneaking off for a quickie behind the back of one's date, significant other, or spouse. So sure, who hasn't ever done a swap off? Doesn't everyone do that?
Quote by MadMartigan


My bear is bald as fuck.

Imagine what a good shave job does to their intimidation level. It kills it. Kills it dead, bro.


That's why you got nicknamed, "TeddyBare".

I'm guessing the geriatrics will be upset. Some fans may toss their teeth, toupees, and walkers. There'll be a riot in Sarasota, Florida.

But seriously, it's not the same band without Lindsay Buckingham. I wouldn't even accept free tickets unless Lindsay Buckingham was performing.
There may be some consistency glitch with the vote change option, as we do get requests from members who can't get the 'vote change' option to work for them.
Barbecue baby back ribs, rice pilaf, hot buttered honey wheat roll, tossed salad, and ice cold beer.
Quote by Beffer
Every Christmas, (for the past 7 years) I have a certain someone in my bed who is very special to me, who isn't usually there most of the rest of the year, and Christmas Eve, Christmas morning, and night, she and I usually have sex. Its our Christmas treat, but unfortunately... I can't say who she is here.


It's Santa Claus, isn't it? She's a hottie!
Quote by 32norm34
You are finally growed up when you learn you can say NO without apology, and YES without guilt....


If this is true, then Bethany is right, all 2 year olds are grown up.
I think bears look best au naturale, ie. bushy. Seriously, would you attempt to run clippers over a bear? Good luck with that!
I really enjoy the clean white sand and clear water beaches of the Florida Gulf of Mexico side. The quickest beach I can get to is Tybee Island, Georgia. I enjoy the seclusion of the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I love the beaches of the Florida Keys and really enjoy people watching at Miami Beach, as well as the nudies at Miami's Haulover Beach. I had an awesome time at beaches in the US Virgin Islands, and in the Bahamas, but my all-time favorite is Cumberland Island, Georgia. Cumberland Island is restricted and a nature preserve. I have camped there. Wild horses roam the surf at Cumberland Island...




Quote by kiera
I don't have an accent.


I don't know, I caught a hint of inner New Guinea. Do you wear a shrunken head around your waist?
Howdy! I'll have Jack Daniels on ice, and a piece of hot pecan pie topped with peach ice cream and some whipped cream.

It's been an insanely busy last few days.
Whatever my wife gives me to use. My hair is short and no fuss. When I was single I'd use any bargain brand. Now I find shampoo and conditioner placed for me in the shower.
Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz
Not care about that if the guy is clean...smile


Some mans cleanum nutsack more better.
Quote by MadMartigan


Nah, nah, nah. I find it more likely they prefer a little soul patch on the underside of each testicle.


A double nut soul job.
A Napolean hat with football pads and cowboy boots!!!

A National Enquiry survey found that women prefer ball sacks with Duck Dynasty style beards hanging from them.

It's just sex???

It used to be a stoning offense. People get whacked over such. Plus, men are mych more likely to react with a gun than women. However, you could get your penis sliced off for that.

If you gotta cheat that bad, try developing an open/swap relationship and get used to her playing and enjoying it too. She might score more than you.
I like to set loud decibel level records when having sex. It's really fun to keep an airhorn handy to blast as I cum.

Good sex should be so loud that it sets the neighborhood dogs to barking and scares the birds away.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Seriously, showing is very important to creating a successfully written story.