Ice cold beer and Jaegermeister chasers. Cheers all!!!
Yeeehaaaa, damn the torpedoes, and pass me a cold beer.
Nekkid pirating!!! Aaarrrrgggghhh!
Women ARE adventurous in bed unless the frame has a wobbly leg. Then you can use the kitchen counter or the sofa or the sex swing, etc.
Now swapping is entirely different. I was thinking this meant sneaking off for a quickie behind the back of one's date, significant other, or spouse. So sure, who hasn't ever done a swap off? Doesn't everyone do that?
It's not over 'til the fat lady sings.
I'm guessing the geriatrics will be upset. Some fans may toss their teeth, toupees, and walkers. There'll be a riot in Sarasota, Florida.
But seriously, it's not the same band without Lindsay Buckingham. I wouldn't even accept free tickets unless Lindsay Buckingham was performing.
There may be some consistency glitch with the vote change option, as we do get requests from members who can't get the 'vote change' option to work for them.
Barbecue baby back ribs, rice pilaf, hot buttered honey wheat roll, tossed salad, and ice cold beer.
I think bears look best au naturale, ie. bushy. Seriously, would you attempt to run clippers over a bear? Good luck with that!
No, that would be dishonest.
Howdy! I'll have Jack Daniels on ice, and a piece of hot pecan pie topped with peach ice cream and some whipped cream.
It's been an insanely busy last few days.
Whatever my wife gives me to use. My hair is short and no fuss. When I was single I'd use any bargain brand. Now I find shampoo and conditioner placed for me in the shower.
It's just sex???
It used to be a stoning offense. People get whacked over such. Plus, men are mych more likely to react with a gun than women. However, you could get your penis sliced off for that.
If you gotta cheat that bad, try developing an open/swap relationship and get used to her playing and enjoying it too. She might score more than you.
I like to set loud decibel level records when having sex. It's really fun to keep an airhorn handy to blast as I cum.
Good sex should be so loud that it sets the neighborhood dogs to barking and scares the birds away.