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Straight Scotch on ice, and a few refills. After looking at how far behind I am on my reading queue l may have to sign up for the Evelyn Woodhead Sped Reddin' course Cheech & Chong referred to. It's a bit depressing and frustrating to be so far behind.
I have been working really long hours and when I do get home l am burned out. And currently, l have a very bad head cold with sore throat.
I hope to get some rest and regeneration so I can act on writing several story ideas churning in my head.
On a good note, The University of Georgia Bulldogs just signed the best football recruiting class in our history, coming away with the nation's #1 ranked recruiting class. That's possibly the biggest factor in putting one's team in national championship contention. That and great coaching. So we've also got that covered. Go Dawgs!
Well, cheers to all on Rumpilations!
I have been working really long hours and when I do get home l am burned out. And currently, l have a very bad head cold with sore throat.
I hope to get some rest and regeneration so I can act on writing several story ideas churning in my head.
On a good note, The University of Georgia Bulldogs just signed the best football recruiting class in our history, coming away with the nation's #1 ranked recruiting class. That's possibly the biggest factor in putting one's team in national championship contention. That and great coaching. So we've also got that covered. Go Dawgs!
Well, cheers to all on Rumpilations!
The Linebacker
Quote by seeker4
Which doesn't actually happen anymore in Canada, BTW. We banned the hunting of whitecoats in 1987. All seal hunting today is for adults and is tightly regulated with quotas enforced by Fisheries Canada.
The news segment I saw on that must've by people doing it illegally. I would happily club those guys doing the clubbing. It was awful.
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Quote by PhilU
Okay, gather around, crack commando squad. Um, okay, well you lot will have to do. Time is of the essence - if we don't break into Hannah's place soon then Jen will eat all the choc chip cookies and then... Well, it's almost too horrible to contemplate. But I'll say it - there will be no cookies for us!
So who volunteers to distract Hannah? Come on - we can't all distract Hannah...
I will shake my booty at Hannah and dance to some old fashioned disco. It's booty-shake time! Shake your booty!
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Quote by WellMadeMale
It warms the cockles of my cynical heart to see that American capitalism has infected China so much since Nixon encroached upon Mao and Forrest Gump conquered the Asian ping-pong world.
It took less than 45 years!
I've been making a hefty profit selling Forrest Gump autographed ping pong paddles to Chinese tourists.
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Certainly, animals raised for food and/or fur should be kept in much more humane conditions and should be dispatched as quickly and pain-free (humanely) as possible. That can be accomplished. I'd be all for the government requiring those as minimum conditions.
For the most part, fur is currently out of fashion in the USA anyhow. I have no reason to wear fur but I do wear several leather products and will continue to do so.
I do hunt and I believe in using everything from the animal as possible. If I don't have the need myself, I get whatever can be used to someone who will use it. I do love to eat venison and barbecue roasted wild pork.
In my hunting, I never use a scope anymore. In fact, though I own a very large collection of hunting rifles, I mostly use black powder rifles (replicas made like the ones of the early 1800s) or I use bow and arrow. Being part Cherokee in heritage, I do a Cherokee ceremony passed down through the centuries where I make a smoke offering to the animal's spirit, thanking it for sacrificing its life for my benefit.
I cringe and am very upset at minks and other animals raised in tiny cages just for their fur. I also hate that practice of clubbing baby seals.
I also don't like trophy only hunting.
For the most part, fur is currently out of fashion in the USA anyhow. I have no reason to wear fur but I do wear several leather products and will continue to do so.
I do hunt and I believe in using everything from the animal as possible. If I don't have the need myself, I get whatever can be used to someone who will use it. I do love to eat venison and barbecue roasted wild pork.
In my hunting, I never use a scope anymore. In fact, though I own a very large collection of hunting rifles, I mostly use black powder rifles (replicas made like the ones of the early 1800s) or I use bow and arrow. Being part Cherokee in heritage, I do a Cherokee ceremony passed down through the centuries where I make a smoke offering to the animal's spirit, thanking it for sacrificing its life for my benefit.
I cringe and am very upset at minks and other animals raised in tiny cages just for their fur. I also hate that practice of clubbing baby seals.
I also don't like trophy only hunting.
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I am an avid follower of Frank Lee's writings. I am always in awe of his tremendous craftsmanship and ability to squeeze the most raw sensuality and intense physicality out of the erotic. He does this intertwined into outstanding plotted stories.
I have to say as a writer, Frank is an author that inspires me.
Read this story!
I have to say as a writer, Frank is an author that inspires me.
Read this story!
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Quote by DamonX
Hmmm.... I think if you found a way to color cum it might be more interesting. It might give "Rainbow parties" a whole new lease on life.
Great idea! Now, a 2 flavor choice. Many great colors for cum, making for better bukkake parties, and colored pee for those hosting golden shower parties. Now we need an idea to colorize alcohol enema parties. I am feeling very capitalistic. Any investors?
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Many off brand vitamin makers create a product that can't even be absorbed correctly into the body.
But with this season's extreme flu epidemic, this strain being extra virilent, and my region especially hard hit, I have been taking an immune system boost.
Back when I was doing body building I did take protein supplements but finally came to the conclusion that those mostly make you fart a lot. That annoyance mostly striking during an important business meeting, a quiet intimate time on a date, or when the pastor would ask for a quiet moment of contemplation at church.
But with this season's extreme flu epidemic, this strain being extra virilent, and my region especially hard hit, I have been taking an immune system boost.
Back when I was doing body building I did take protein supplements but finally came to the conclusion that those mostly make you fart a lot. That annoyance mostly striking during an important business meeting, a quiet intimate time on a date, or when the pastor would ask for a quiet moment of contemplation at church.
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I've been a Braves fan my entire life, but I'm on the fence on whether they'll be any better or not. I long for the days when the Braves were owned by Ted Turner.
Hmmm... baseball. I'll have a large cold beer, with two hot dogs, nachos, and a large buttered popcorn. Play ball!
Hmmm... baseball. I'll have a large cold beer, with two hot dogs, nachos, and a large buttered popcorn. Play ball!
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Quote by DamonX
Ok... So you are taking a multi vitamin which already has more vitamin C that any human being would ever need... So why are you taking extra vitamin C on top of that?
I'm just curious as to your reasoning.
Vitamin C (ascorbic acid) is a water soluble vitamin. That means it's not stored in your body. If you take more than you need, it's excreted in your urine. So essentially what you are doing is paying 20-30 dollars a month for bright orange colored pee.
Please explain...
In the meantime, I have some magic beans you might be interested in.
I'm thinking of marketing pee dye pills. All the colors of the rainbow. People could compare their pee colors at parties. I bet this could be more popular than alcohol enemas.
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Atlanta, Georgia, USA
33.7490° N, 84.3880° W - Climate: Subtropical
If you look at a globe, Atlanta is on a parallel latitude-wise with Casablanca, Tripoli, Beirut, Osaka, Los Angeles, and Phoenix.
Atlanta has the most tree coverage of any major city in the USA, hence our slogan, A City In A Forest.
Atlanta is one of the Top 4 cities in the USA for being the corporate home to Fortune 500 companies. It is where Coca-Cola was originally created. The Atlanta region is the World corporate headquarters for these companies and North American headquarters for 3 of Europe's biggest automakers:
Coca-Cola
UPS (United Parcel Service)
The Home Depot
Delta Airlines
Spanx
NCR Corp.
Mohawk Industries
Newell Rubbermaid
AFLAC (yes, the TV commercials with that duck!)
AGCO
Genuine Parts Co.
First Data
Equifax
AGCO
Flowers Foods (Wonderbread, Nature's Own, Sunbeam, Roman Meal, TastyCake, and more.)
Aaron's
Rock-Tenn
Waffle House
Arby's
Chick-Fil-A
Popeye's Chicken
Krystal
Mercedes-Benz North America
Porsche North America
Citroen/Peugeot North America
Atlanta's Hartsfield/Jackson International Airport is the world's busiest airport. Plus we have the CDC (The world headquarters of the Centers For Disease Control); The College Football Hall of Fame; The National Center for Civil and Human Rights Museum.
Atlanta & Georgia is second only to California for movie and television filming/production. Yes, now well ahead of New York. And Atlanta ranks as the 3rd best LGBT city in the USA, and the best city in the USA for African-American entrepreneurship.
33.7490° N, 84.3880° W - Climate: Subtropical
If you look at a globe, Atlanta is on a parallel latitude-wise with Casablanca, Tripoli, Beirut, Osaka, Los Angeles, and Phoenix.
Atlanta has the most tree coverage of any major city in the USA, hence our slogan, A City In A Forest.
Atlanta is one of the Top 4 cities in the USA for being the corporate home to Fortune 500 companies. It is where Coca-Cola was originally created. The Atlanta region is the World corporate headquarters for these companies and North American headquarters for 3 of Europe's biggest automakers:
Coca-Cola
UPS (United Parcel Service)
The Home Depot
Delta Airlines
Spanx
NCR Corp.
Mohawk Industries
Newell Rubbermaid
AFLAC (yes, the TV commercials with that duck!)
AGCO
Genuine Parts Co.
First Data
Equifax
AGCO
Flowers Foods (Wonderbread, Nature's Own, Sunbeam, Roman Meal, TastyCake, and more.)
Aaron's
Rock-Tenn
Waffle House
Arby's
Chick-Fil-A
Popeye's Chicken
Krystal
Mercedes-Benz North America
Porsche North America
Citroen/Peugeot North America
Atlanta's Hartsfield/Jackson International Airport is the world's busiest airport. Plus we have the CDC (The world headquarters of the Centers For Disease Control); The College Football Hall of Fame; The National Center for Civil and Human Rights Museum.
Atlanta & Georgia is second only to California for movie and television filming/production. Yes, now well ahead of New York. And Atlanta ranks as the 3rd best LGBT city in the USA, and the best city in the USA for African-American entrepreneurship.
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Quote by DamonX
That's your problem right there. You might as well just flush your money down the toilet.
Regardless of whether your wallet is causing you harm, a person with an undergrad degree in bullshit probably isn't the answer. Especially if you actually pay 150 bucks for that silliness.
Maybe this would be be more appropriate...?
I'm with you on chiropractors. I know some socially but I am not gullible enough to be a patient of theirs. Chiropractors actually think they can cure cancer and other diseases by manipulating one's back. And that's total bullshit!
A well-designed shoulder bag for a man might work. It would have to look the part and not be mistaken for a lady's purse.
Most married men or guys in serious relationships with a woman get stuck at one point holding their lady's purse for her while she dashes in to quickly try on some clothes in the changing room of a department store. We have developed an awkward way to hold the purse that proves we are 100% straight male, stuck in this precarious situation, holding our wife or girlfriend's purse. Prudence demands that we look highly uncomfortable.
Two hours later, when the wife reappears from 'quickly' trying on some clothes, she'll say, "That wasn't too bad was it?"
Ugh!
I can't understand why there is not a small lobby in all department stores with a TV tuned in to either ESPN, the History Channel, or the Science Channel for husbands or boyfriends.
I wear it under my jacket or shirt.
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Quote by seeker4
I have a black leather money belt that I use when travelling in areas where pick pockets are a risk (put it under my clothes with the pouch at the front) but it's small. Just enough for a wallet and some change. Something larger might be a nice idea.
Many dudes just stuff a tube sock down the front of their pants to make it look like they are sporting a big pecker but obviously Canadians stuff money pouches down the front of their pants for that.
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That's better than me. I have a part time helper and several frogs chirping at the moment in the swamp.
And don't forget your talking parrot that swears like a sailor.
Rumpy, Al's parrot says he'll have a &!#@ing Harvey Wallbanger, and to hurry it the &!@@ up.
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Quote by DamonX
Wallet, keys, cell phone, gum, condoms.... It was great. It was a revelation.
As a guy, do you have any idea how hard it is to fit all that stuff into your pants?
I could use something to carry my wallet, keys, cell phone, gun, and condoms also.
Seriously, we don't have a good set up for that. As guys, we sit on our wallet. Chiropractors warn us that's a bad practice. They'll charge $150 and up to remove your wallet and adjust your back for that. But sitting on one's wallet can be uncomfortable and make you walk like a sidewinder crab.
I guess, that's why I always loved cargo pants. I love those extra pockets. I wanted some designer to make a business or dress suit with cargo style pockets on the trousers. I'd like to have a tuxedo with cargo trousers.
Besides wallet, cell phone, keys, gum or gun, and condoms, we also need a place for our flask, brassknuckles, Swiss Army knife, nunchukas, Marine K-Bar survival knife, and deck of nudie playing cards, that we men nearly always carry.
You mentioned the purse. Men used to carry a purse. It was common for a man to carry a purse until around the early 1800s. In fact in the 1600s and 1700s, society men actually wore wigs, facial makeup, skintight leggings, and carried a purse. Some also wore a rapier (those skinny blade fancy swords that would get you killed if the other guy had a serious blade). Pirates had cutlasses. I like pirates.
A fanny pack, but like you said, we couldn't call it that, could really help. I'm sure something could be designed. It could be tested at the annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. If the test wearers can wear the new prototype design and survive unscathed a few days there, then we might be onto something.
It's possible the 'man'pack could be worn slung stylishly low, like a western gunslinger. It'd have to be real leather. Faux leather just wouldn't get respect for a 'man'pack.
Another item we could bring back for men to wear, is the codpiece. Those were popular in the middle ages and early Rennaissance (damn that word is difficult for a dyslexic). But the codpiece is a great way to protect one's family jewells. Basically, a cod piece is a baseball catcher's cup worn on the outside of one's trousers. That'd be very useful protection.
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Good evening my sweet friends. I'm nervous tonight my boys are in Philadelphia at a live WWE wrestling event. I keep looking at the crowd to find them but some of this is really boring lol. My littley thinks she is Ariel tonight. Definitely different than Elsa. I'll take a cold beer please bill. Jeff I'm reading your story now with my brand new spectacles.
Bill Goldberg, former Wrestling World Champion of the WWE and WCW (and former Georgia Bulldog football player) was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame the other night.
I think he was actually a Dawg around the time I was born and a toddler but he makes frequent appearances at Georgia games and often stands on the sidelines with the team.
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I'll have a scotch on ice for a nightcap then slink off to bed. As of 10:45pm ET I have read, commented, and voted on all competition stories entered by members of my friend's list. Mission Accomplished! If an entry comes in after I go to bed, my apologies for not getting a vote in on it by the last minute of the 1/30/18 deadline that will occur while I am asleep.
It has been a very rough day for me at the office. Tomorrow I will be in a foul mood. People will quake at my presence. Grrrr.....
It has been a very rough day for me at the office. Tomorrow I will be in a foul mood. People will quake at my presence. Grrrr.....