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Quote by DamonX

I just hope that I can stay awake long enough to actually see the game tonight... Fucking time zones.... Why can't all things just be on American time!?


They should make Eastern Standard Time universal. That'd suit me. I think I'll fire off a tweet to his majesty president tRump. I bet he can get that done and make the rest of the world pay.

But can women's hockey really compete with mud volleyball?

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Congratulations Trinity! You do a great job and we are all very appreciative. Thanks!


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I've been nibbled on and really bitten during sex. Once I had my asshole bitten hard. Ouch!
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There's more than one? One's not enough?


I once saw a list of 100 Murphy's Laws.
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Virtue and Moir were lights out perfection last night. I was really thrilled to see them skate that program so well!

But there was a serious wardrobe malfunction in the short dance for the French team, (currently in second, heading into the freedance). The back of her top snapped early on, and provided much distraction.

Yes, ice dance is definitely the sexiest sport in the Olympics.



I'd score her in first place, just for the nipple blip! \

Now if they can flash a foof that'll definitely be worthy of gold.
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I never, ever wear orange. I won't even wear orange hunting vests. I'll wear some other obnoxious color hunting vest instead.

How about ice skate boxing? That'd be entertaining.
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Murphy's Laws are hard at work. If it's not one thing it's another. Certain links are not working. While Forum links seem to be working fine, avatar links are now totally unresponsive.

PS. Temporary or fixed. Seems to be working again.
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Howdy Folks! My wife and I are going out for the evening with friends, but none of us are driving, so there will be drinking.

Rumpy, give them all a round on me. Y'all have a great evening. Cheers!
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Strip clubs are most fun when you go with your spouse and some other couples. Don't do it cheap either, go to the more upscale strip clubs.
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Congratulations! That is great news. I hope y'all will be very happy.

I hope someone decorates your car!
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Quote by DamonX


I have a lot of venison. I have it ground as well as put into sausage meat. Do you add fat to the ground meat when you make burgers? I feel like venison would just dry out.


I think fat is added to it for ground meat. Beef fat, I think. I need to ask my guy that does that. It does seem like it would need something just to hold it together.
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I like the snowboard races the best. Those are cool as hell.

And seriously, I don't even know the rules to hockey but it does look much more entertaining than soccer. I've been to just a few minor league hockey games. I never figured out what was going on, but fucking loved the fights. Seven serious brawls broke out in just one game once. Loved the fact that each time a player was ejected, and a lot were, they cursed and gave the finger to the referees and the crowd. So, it was worth seeing.

I think they should have ice skate jousting.
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I've also had it ground into hamburger meat for burgers and used for chopped steak or steak & gravy.

Venison steaks I grill just like steaks according to size & thickness. Sometimes a marinade.

I've had venison sausage before but not involved in making it.
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I've always been a bit squeamish about poking it in there but in my experience, it's always been the women asking for it. I prefer to wear a condom doing that.
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The Peach State – Georgia, USA – (One of the original 13 states. 4th state to ratify the US Constitution)
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Think of how the kids is going to feel when it's apparent that Dad is not the dad. Seriously, that's some bullshit to put the kid through, along with everything else. It is about the kid because they're the one who will absorb the full weight of such a thing.
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BLASPHEMY! everyone knows the best banana pudding is ice cold out of the fridge?

lol seriously, i don't care for bananas too much. when i occasionally buy them, i get no more than three. i enjoy them plain, in cereal and smoothies. my ALL time favorite way to enjoy them is in popsicle form.

cheap, no frills, artificial goodness??


Oh, no! Southern-style... hot baked with meringue on top. I only eat hot banana pudding. It's a delicacy!
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Congratulations Verbal the Dudemeister on First Place! And to Delphi and Hannah on 2nd and 3rd in a very tough competition due to so many outstanding entries.

And congrats to the honorable mentions rounding out the Top 10: Green_Man, Ping, DanielleX, AbigailThornton, Nymphwriter, Annamagique, and TXSwinger.

Thanks to all who entered. What a great competition.
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I like hot homemade banana pudding right out of the oven.
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right now, enjoying Cat Curling smile



I hope you didn't muss Cleo el Gato at the medal podium. Just screeched out the words to the national anthem... "Jose can you see... bums rusting in air, pockets red bear ....... and the home of the Braves."
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Quote by DamonX
I Watched "A Futile and Simple Gesture."



The story of the making of National Lampoon and the tragic ending of founder Doug Kenney.

I then watched:



A documentary on the rise and fall of National Lampoon.

I recommend both for fans of comedy especially if you are old enough to remember the impact the National Lampoon




I've always loved National Lampoon's Animal House, as well as Christmas Vacation, etc. Those were old by the time I came along but they connected with me. Showing Animal House was an event at my fraternity. We'd link it with a toga party and have it playing on DVD on every TV in the frat house. One of the brothers linked all the TVs. We'd do it once a year, so four of those for me. And I kind of re-enacted the motorcycle up the stairs scene. Didn't come out exactly like the movie as it was anticipated and then there was the time my toga snagged on a protruding nail on the handrail. My girlfriend and I had traded underwear and I was wearing hers on my head, so, well... stuff happens. Nothing like a naked wheelie on the front lawn.

But I've been told stories of the 1970s impact of National Lampoon Magazine in colleges. My dad won't say anything but my 2 uncles have spilled the beans. Oh, and Animal House spurred a national toga party rage in the USA and I assume Canada.

From my own toga party experience. The toga is best worn with nothing at all under it, even is accidents occur.

"A Futile and Stupid Gesture' is now on my must see list. Thanks.

PS. Animal House, the movie was like a Bible to my college fraternity.
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I love the ice. I was on my universities hockey team and can use ice as soap.


Sounds like great fun on your personal nether regions. Not really.
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Is it just me or are these medals kinda fucking ugly?




It's not just you. I'd rate them toward the bottom of all the Olympic medals. If you research them, as I just did, there have been some ugly designs and some great ones.

Personally, I like a classic design better for anything like medals or trophies. The 2004 Athens Summer Olympics had great looking medals, with the back side having a design that looked like ancient Greece. I also liked that the Athens Olympics placed the laurel wreath on the gold medal winners head.
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i hear they don't have cars. just skates.


...and wooden skates at that.
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The Olympics look cold. Brrrrr... It has been 2 years since I last went snow skiing (I do get in a lot of water skiing). I am seriously sick of snow after 2 days of it. But I enjoy watching the Winter Olympics. I was amused that Olympic athletes were given a record number of condoms. What a great way to celebrate a medal or to get one's mind off not getting one than with a great physical fuck with another world-class athlete. Can you imagine the all the positions they can pull off, not to mention the great stamina?

After watching all that cold, I'll have a tall glass of Southern Comfort to remind me that I'm glad to be where I am with temps in the upper 60s Fahrenheit today.

Y'all have a great one. Cheers!
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