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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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If Jesus came today, all those wealthy mega-church preachers, mega-rich TV evangalists, preachers tied to politicians, and corporate denominations would, no doubt, reject him.

Of course the Bible already says what Jesus will say to them, "I never knew you."

My take on the acronym GOP is 'Greedy Ole Pharisees'. The world's biggest hypocrites.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to Y'all. I'll have a tall glass of Southern Comfort on ice.

Grilled chicken breasts with a butter, soy, & lemon sauce, and grilled pineapple slices on top; grilled rice with water chestnuts and egg; steamed broccoli, hot Italian bread; and white wine.
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I'm figgerin' Buz will swoop in before long telling us about how his Georgia Bulldogs had the best first day of the college recruiting period. Consider yourselves warned.


That's a very good idea, Rumpy. So I'm attaching this chart showing the college football Top 10 Recruiting Classes in the nation as of today!!! With, Yes! The Dawgs top ranked recruiting class in the nation. And below that, Justin Fields, the #1 rated high school recruit in the USA, announcing he will be a Georgia Bulldog...

I'll have several ice cold Sam Adams lagers, please.


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Verbal: real girls are better than puppets?



Hannah: thanx for the IAMLOVE update

Can't believe i never heard of tentacle sex before Lush...

Think we're gonna see some great Comp entries from the bar crowd!

Mr Rumple sir, might i trouble you for a fine whiskey?





That's Rosie Palm.

*******

I'll have an ice cold Sam Adams lager on draft, please.
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Okay now, we got your basic: lemonade for Hannah, a Hannah for Tanya, a BBB refill for Buz and a beer for Scott. There's a mug of hot chocolate fortified with a healthy slug of bBB waiting for Sara.

Me, I'm gonna slip into a horizontal posture and try reading something longer than 10K...honest.

Anybody else out there need a drink?



One more celebratory brandy before I'm off to bed. Our friends have gone home in good spirits as we watched the Georgia Bulldogs men's basketball team beat up on our arch rival Georgia Tech 80-59. It was close at the half the Dawgs just up on the Jackets 31-30 but in the 2nd half the Dawgs took their game up a few notches and gave the Techsters a good whipping. Also, just the other day the UGA women's basketball team took the Tech women down. It's been a really good month against our arch rivals starting with the beat down the football Dawgs put on the Techsters.

So, y'all have a great evening and Rumpy, hold down the bar. Give 'em all a round on me.

PS. Damn, my wife looks hot. Yummy!
My wife & l have friends over to watch a basketball game on TV. I'd like a refill on my brandy, please.

Y'all have a great evening.
Some women do and some women don't. For those that do... Thanks!
C'mon people we're all adults here. You all joined Lushstories using your own intelligent, free will, decision making abilities. I do believe everyone is capable of passing over story subjects they don't like.

I could name some long standing categories that are not my cup of tea. I pick stories to read from categories that I enjoy.

No one is forcing you to read something you don't want to. There are no victims here. Just block or pass up on categories you personally find distasteful.

We at Lushstories added categories to expand our audience. We are not offering anything our competition, the other major online erotic sites don't offer.

It will be the job of the story verifiers to make sure all of the stories meet our guidelines before we post it on the front page.
At the moment I am collecting a few new ones...



Yes, I've got my orgasms organized by type and intensity and broken down by names:

The Ghengis Khan World Conqueror (I almost pass out and it lasts longer, and I can barely walk after)
The Napolean (starts out amazing and ends in a whimper)
The Ninja (sneaks up fairly quietly and then Kapow!)
The George Costanza (very average)
The Donald Trump (it just kind of fizzles)
The guys who like to attract women with money, gifts, and materialism snag women who want all that. While that is pretty shallow thinking, it's mostly for shallow people.

Those guys want gorgeous sexy women and truthfully, there is no shortage of gorgeous sexy women who want the money and material lifestye, so they'll marry an older, even ugly man to get what they want.

I'm wondering if that's what Trump's three marriages were built on.

But just because the guy has money, sports cars, and all the trappings, doesn't mean that is who he is or what he wants in a relationship. In fact, some guys who have all that are very suspicious and skeptical of the women they meet because they do not want to end up with a golddigger.

And truthfully, this can be turned around. There are plenty of rich women with boy toy golddiggers.

But in the world, there are a lot more people who just want to get with someone who wants them for them and vice versa, to have a real meaningful relationship.
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I recently purchased an old calliope. It will take a plumber and auto mechanic to put it back together. Hopefully it will become a center piece in my garage, next to my wife's SUV and my Shelby GT. Time for a coffee. Have a good day.


What year is your Shelby GT?
If it puts the bully in your wooly, then yes.
Announcement!

All of my Forum posts since 2014 have been under Sprite's mind control.


My wife and I saw The Nutcracker last week. It was great!

It's cold and rainy here, so I'm having a tall glass on Captain Morgan's Rum on ice. Keeping my glass wet and cold like the outside.

Cheers y'all! I hope everyone had a great weekend and that you'll all have a blessed and safe work week

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I think it would be kind of nice to have some little ribbon or tag at the top of any story denoting that it's made it to either Famous or Legendary status, perhaps up near the title or by the author's name. Sort of like the RR or EP designation, but based on # of views and overall popularity rather than a random choice by a mod or the editors.


I'd like to see something like that too. But I think a Famous and Legendary Story graphic should be smaller than the Editor's Pick, Recommended Read, and Series Award that go by the story title. Probably about a third of the size of those, and if it is on a EP, RR, or OS, the symbol should go under those. Possibly a small silver star for Famous Story and a small gold star for Legendary Story
I'd like to see a notice of which friends have had birthdays since the last time I logged in. Our birthday list shows those upcoming and who is having one that day. But if you miss a day or two or more, you'll lose out on which friends had birthdays and won't know to post on their wall. So that would be a nice addition.

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more human sacrifices and cannibalism, please.


I've got some great Carolina style BBQ sauce for that.
Having scotch on ice. Wishing all of you a great weekend!


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I believe masturbating with one's less dominate hand is also acceptable. Did you not get the memo?


Doing that will make your dick grow crooked.

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I'm in the middle of moving house, but wanted to reply quickly.

I'm all in favour of keeping the badge, so those who really wish to challenge themselves, and maybe even force themselves into writing in a genre they don't know / like (a useful writing exercise in itself), can.

Also, adding badges for publishing in 10, 20, 30 etc., categories. Perhaps incorporating the likes of the U.K. speed limits?



They even use lush red!

Sound good?


I'm on the bandwagon. I like that you are using Georgia Bulldog colors for the badge too.
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I have my own teeth.
I don't have tattoos.
I know who I are.


Well, pooey... I'd been telling folks that when you went to the dentist, you just dropped your teeth off for service and picked them up later. And that you had a French Foreign Legionnaires tattoo from the old days. Are you sure you know who you are?

Obviously, those who hang it under are bent on world disorder. We can't have that. The underhangers must be made to adhere to world order or we'll have to deal rather harshly with them. Yes, we'll confiscate their toilet paper and make them use corncobs.



OVER!
I just have a question here. If we have a super power does that mean we have to wear tights with panties on the outside, tall socks with no shoes, and a cape?

Do you know how troublesome a cape is when going through a rotating door?

PS. I am fantasizing about some of Bethany Frasier's super powers! Yummy!
Having a scotch on ice and a Cuban cigar before going to bed. I was doing a great job of pre-bedtime relaxing until my wife snatched my cigar and smoked nearly half of it. She's having a merlot.

I hope y'all have a wonderful evening. Cheers!
Having a scotch on ice and a Cuban cigar before going to bed. I was doing a great job of pre-bedtime relaxing until my wife snatched my cigar and smoked nearly half of it. She's having a merlot.

I hope y'all have a wonderful evening. Cheers!
Deer steaks, baked-seasoned new potatoes, white cream corn, sliced tomatoes, buttered flaky buttermilk biscuit covered in honey, and sweet tea, with fried peach pie dessert.