I heard that those skinny guys wearing the Pee Wee Herman skin tight, high water trouser suits, have started shaving their goober pubers into landing strips. I hope I never see a naked dude with a landing strip.
Now I don't mind a woman with hair around her snatch as long as it's trimmed short, neat, and shaved along the edges. Yeah, pornstyle works just fine. Landing strips are fun to see, too. Smooth is alright but it's not really jazzy. But I sure don't want to have a woman with an Amish beard hanging from her pussy, try and shove that thing in my face.
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Buz
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I didn't mention my large collection of Georgia Bulldog football tickets. They're my tickets dating back to when I was a kid, as I went to games with my parents or granddad. The tickets include several road games and lots of bowl games. Though I didn't get to go to the Rose Bowl the other night.
DamonX mentioned historical weapons which sounds very interesting to me. I have several black powder guns, some are working replicas and many are the real antiques. I generally don't shoot the antiques as you never know how stable the gun is now. I don't want one to explode in my face.
If y'all know anything about black powder, most of these are muzzleloaders, the powder, ball, and wadding has to be packed. Some require percussion caps. They are awesome fun to shoot and thick smoke goes everywhere.
DamonX mentioned historical weapons which sounds very interesting to me. I have several black powder guns, some are working replicas and many are the real antiques. I generally don't shoot the antiques as you never know how stable the gun is now. I don't want one to explode in my face.
If y'all know anything about black powder, most of these are muzzleloaders, the powder, ball, and wadding has to be packed. Some require percussion caps. They are awesome fun to shoot and thick smoke goes everywhere.
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I've got several unfinished stories to get, well, finished. Plus a couple of ideas for stories that are gnawing at me badly. I have what I think is a great idea for a steampunk story. I need some writing time.
And next Monday evening, here in Atlanta at The Benz, my Universty of Georgia Bulldogs will play an old nemesis, the Crimson Tide from over in Tuscaloosa, Alabama for the National Championship of College Football. I have tickets and need to get my yelling voice primed for that monumental event. Go Dawgs!
Rumpy, I think the non-North Americans are beginning to understand how HUGE American college football is. In our conference, the SEC, where my UGA Dawgs and Rumpy's LSU Tigers reside, the stadiums, nearly all on the middle of the university campuses, are bigger than those in the NFL (professional football). And the fans are loyal to death, whether the team is great, good, mediocre, or stinks. And talk about rabid fans. Whoa, daddy! And I should mention, Denim_Daisy's Virginia Tech Hokies have a horde of crazy ass rabid fans themselves.
We root for 18-23 year-old players who are university students. It was university students that invented Amercian football back in the 19th century. The first ever official inter-collegiate game was played in 1868 between Princeton and Rutgers. An enormous part of the American culture was birthed.
Rumpy, I'll have a glass of Jack Daniels on ice.
I look forward to reading great entries in this competition, though my reading queue is already waaaay long.
And next Monday evening, here in Atlanta at The Benz, my Universty of Georgia Bulldogs will play an old nemesis, the Crimson Tide from over in Tuscaloosa, Alabama for the National Championship of College Football. I have tickets and need to get my yelling voice primed for that monumental event. Go Dawgs!
Rumpy, I think the non-North Americans are beginning to understand how HUGE American college football is. In our conference, the SEC, where my UGA Dawgs and Rumpy's LSU Tigers reside, the stadiums, nearly all on the middle of the university campuses, are bigger than those in the NFL (professional football). And the fans are loyal to death, whether the team is great, good, mediocre, or stinks. And talk about rabid fans. Whoa, daddy! And I should mention, Denim_Daisy's Virginia Tech Hokies have a horde of crazy ass rabid fans themselves.
We root for 18-23 year-old players who are university students. It was university students that invented Amercian football back in the 19th century. The first ever official inter-collegiate game was played in 1868 between Princeton and Rutgers. An enormous part of the American culture was birthed.
Rumpy, I'll have a glass of Jack Daniels on ice.
I look forward to reading great entries in this competition, though my reading queue is already waaaay long.
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Glory to Ole Georgia!!! The Dawgs have won the Rose Bowl 54-48 in the 2nd overtime in a cardiac killer of an exciting, nail-biting, highlight-filled game. I am going absolutely delirious!
Next Monday night the University of Georgia Bulldogs play for the National Championship and the game is in ATLANTA!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!
I have a house full of drunk Dawg fans and we are partying our asses off now. GO DAWGS!!!
Next Monday night the University of Georgia Bulldogs play for the National Championship and the game is in ATLANTA!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!
I have a house full of drunk Dawg fans and we are partying our asses off now. GO DAWGS!!!
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Mother! is another movie I want to see that everyone seems to hate. I have read NO reviews just so the movie is a total surprise. I would not ban you from choosing movies (psst! wanna see Pacific Rim?).
Pacific Rim is a porn movie, right?
Hi y'all! Happy New Year to everyone! Please stay safe. I suggest taxi cabs. If using Uber, be careful. Evidently, Uber drivers are not vetted for criminal pasts and not licensed like taxi drivers are.
Rumpy, I'll have a tall cold Bloody Mary! Cheers to everyone!
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speaking of porn, little known fact. Dancing Doll and i hooked up a while back and did a few soft porn films together, just for fun. my fav was the girl on girl MMA style wrestling one. they're posted on the interwebs, tho ridiculously hard to find unless you know where, in case anyone is interested.
I told you that just because y'all were on a soft bed with pillows that doesn't make it soft porn, especially the things y'all were doing. For goodness sake, y'all broke the bed frame and neighbors called the police. Oh, and I'm not going into detail as to what y'all did to that cop.
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Just finished coffee and Bloody Marys, so I guesd it's time for sweet tea, and switch to ice cold beer later.
Picturing Adagio singing and dancing on stage. Al, I hope you're not wearing tights. Sorry, but I just don't want to picture that. But have fun. I was very involved in the drama dept. in high school. I still enjoy local theatre, as well as the touring Broadway shows, and love Las Vegas caberets.
So, a huge HAPPY NEW YEAR'S to all of y'all! And GO DAWGS!
Picturing Adagio singing and dancing on stage. Al, I hope you're not wearing tights. Sorry, but I just don't want to picture that. But have fun. I was very involved in the drama dept. in high school. I still enjoy local theatre, as well as the touring Broadway shows, and love Las Vegas caberets.
So, a huge HAPPY NEW YEAR'S to all of y'all! And GO DAWGS!
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Evening, Buz. Here's your JD. While I can't recall all the details, I do seem to recall that the Falcons might still make the playoffs 'IF' they beat the Panthers. As a Saints fan, I'd be much obliged for that favor since it would mean NO would get into the playoffs no matter what happens in Tampa Bay.
True, Bill, if the Falcons beat the Panthers they should secure a wildcard berth. But if the Falcons feel any real pressure in that game, they're probably going to crumble. I'd love to see them go out and show some heart & guts and play their asses off, and there are about 2 or 3 players that do, but the team as a whole is very disappointing, rarely playing up to their ability, as if they expect the opposition to roll over for them. The Falcons sure haven't lived up to their preseason billing.
Also, the new stadium is loaded with fancy bars and restaurants with big screen TVs. So big chunks of fans watch the game in those locations within the stadium rather than at their seats yelling for the team. As a huge contrast, during the SEC Championship Game, Georgia Bulldog and Auburn Tiger fans set the new attendance record and were packed in their seats screaming as if to set new decibel records, and those fancy bars & restaurants within the stadium conspicuously bare. But some Auburn fans may have visited those during the 4th quarter when the Dawgs amped the game up and took control of it.
Alright! Folks, let's consume some serious alcohol.
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Greetings to all hoping to recover from their 'Happy Holidays'. ;)
Me, I had a good if somewhat intense RL holiday period. On the 23rd my youngest grandgirl got married, on the 24th my live-in nurse had her B-day, then this fat guy wearing a red union suit showed up and in the middle of all that my Saints beat Buz's Falcons to secure a ticket to the playoffss. All that to explain why I decided a post-wake-up snooze was called for. ;)
Congratulations on your granddaughter's wedding. How many grandkids do you have and how many are married, and have any given you some great-grandkids?
I told you earlier this year the Falcons tend to be mental wimps with a choke mentality. Owner Arthur Blank has one of the heftiest payrolls as the team is loaded with physical talent, supposedly, one of the most talented teams in the NFL. But if another team stands up and yells 'BOO!' at the Falcons, the Falcons get all jittery and can't do anything right. The Saints wanted badly to win and played very aggressively and the Falcons shit in their pants and whimpered off. The Saints look like they want to attack the play-offs. So Congrats Rumpy.
To think, the Falcons got Atlanta to pitch in 200 hundred million dollars of tax money toward them building a new stadium (and implode the Georgia Dome that was a great stadium, only 20 years old and in fabulous condition). So the Falcons get the most modern luxurious stadium in the world (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), though the roof takes more like an hour to open and close rather than the 8 minutes promised. Then the Falcons perform like a plucked chicken instead of a predatory bird. So yeah, I'm not just disappointed in the Falcons overall but rather pissed off that they do not give it their best and don't put their heart and soul into winning. They're a half-ass weak-minded team.
So, I'll have Jack Daniels on the rocks, please.
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For now, a last one from me. Originally a country song by Dolly Parton, but Whitney Houston's version of "I will always love you" made the sound track from "The body guard" a world wide hit
I agree. To me, Whitney Houston had the greatest singing voice in the history of the planet.
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I've got my orgasms organized by type and intensity and broken down by names:
The Ghengis Khan World Conqueror (I almost pass out and it lasts longer, and I can barely walk after)
The Napolean (starts out amazing and ends in a whimper)
The Ninja (sneaks up fairly quietly and then Kapow!)
The George Costanza (very average)
The Donald Trump (it just kind of fizzles)
Well, it's very easy for her to know when I orgasm as I ejaculate.
The Ghengis Khan World Conqueror (I almost pass out and it lasts longer, and I can barely walk after)
The Napolean (starts out amazing and ends in a whimper)
The Ninja (sneaks up fairly quietly and then Kapow!)
The George Costanza (very average)
The Donald Trump (it just kind of fizzles)
Well, it's very easy for her to know when I orgasm as I ejaculate.
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I prefer the Santana version -
This is a 1978 cover of a 1969 Allman Brothers classic. This one blows the original out of the water.
Sorry, Dude, I totally disagree. The Molly Hatchett version is a hatchet job, an aversion to the ears in my opinion. Hatchett's version is way too cliche and lacks soul too me. Just my critique.