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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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hey Buz how goes it ? 
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Quote by DamonX
I'm reading Red Cavalry by Isaac Babel.
Isaac Babel is probably the most underrated writer of the 20th century. Born in an Odessa ghetto, Babel was an early supporter of the Bolsheviks. He joined the Red Cavalry unit during the Russian Civil War and experienced horrible shit when his unit invaded Western Ukraine to counter the invasion of Poland in 1920. Semi-autobiographical, Red Cavalry is a collection of short stories that detail the experiences of the soldiers. Very dark and very violent...his tales were pretty much swept under the rug by the Stalinist regime after he was tortured and murdered for being a "Trotskyist." His writings only really started to pick up traction after the fall of the Soviet Union in the early 90s.
Definitely worth the time if you are a fan of Russian literature or have any interest in history.
Damned if that doesn't look intriguing.
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There is a host of superbly creative, outstanding, and damn fun to read sexy hot stories by Sprite. She is easily one of the very best writers here. If you check them out you'll see for yourself. You'll see why she is one of the most awarded authors on Lushstories.
https://www.lushstories.com/sprite
https://www.lushstories.com/sprite
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Average penis sizes? Maybe we should do a survey and ask how many men have had a professional from a goober study group measure their penis?
I have yet to have a survey come and measure my tallywhacker. I haven't ever had a phone survey call and ask me how big my pecker is. And seriously, would they measure a flaccid penis? On a warm sunny day or a shrunken cold penis after it has gotten out of the pool, and would they measure a full hard on throbbing cock? Morning penis, afternoon penis, evening penis, or nightime sleeping penis?
Would they measure thickness as well as length? Do they take photos as evidence for their study? Or do they just set up a Lush female account and wait for the flurry of penis pics that follow?
Just who are these dick detectives roaming the world with a tape measure? Do they wear logo shirts that say Official Penis Measurer? Who hires them? Do they work for the United Nations and wear a blue helmet, cause really, measuring dicks all day should get combat pay, don't ya think?
Does the survey organization have an employee of the month? Dick Surveyor Of The Month. Would they get a plaque for the wall or maybe a golden penis statuette for their desk?
There are just so many questions regarding the people who do these schlong studies. Such as who pays for the pecker measuring to be done? What kind of penis measuring equipment do they use? A tape measure, a ruler, or do they spec that honker from experience?
Someone needs to get to the root of this.
I have yet to have a survey come and measure my tallywhacker. I haven't ever had a phone survey call and ask me how big my pecker is. And seriously, would they measure a flaccid penis? On a warm sunny day or a shrunken cold penis after it has gotten out of the pool, and would they measure a full hard on throbbing cock? Morning penis, afternoon penis, evening penis, or nightime sleeping penis?
Would they measure thickness as well as length? Do they take photos as evidence for their study? Or do they just set up a Lush female account and wait for the flurry of penis pics that follow?
Just who are these dick detectives roaming the world with a tape measure? Do they wear logo shirts that say Official Penis Measurer? Who hires them? Do they work for the United Nations and wear a blue helmet, cause really, measuring dicks all day should get combat pay, don't ya think?
Does the survey organization have an employee of the month? Dick Surveyor Of The Month. Would they get a plaque for the wall or maybe a golden penis statuette for their desk?
There are just so many questions regarding the people who do these schlong studies. Such as who pays for the pecker measuring to be done? What kind of penis measuring equipment do they use? A tape measure, a ruler, or do they spec that honker from experience?
Someone needs to get to the root of this.
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Quote by browncoffee
I was talking to a friend this weekend. This was the conversation.
Me: I haven't been on holiday in ages.
Friend: I went to France this summer with my husband.
Me: That's cool. What did you do?
Friend: Lay on the beach, reading.
Me: Ah. I'm so jealous. What did you read?
Friend: *names book which i've forgotten the title of*
Me: Oh, was it a good story?
Friend: Yeah, it was great. I started reading it, got halfway through and then my husband wanted to read it, so I tore the book in half and gave him the first half, while I continued to read the second half.
Me: (nervously) What, like you ripped the actual book in half?
Friend: (unperturbed) Yeah. Good idea, right?
Me: *silence*
I don't think I can be her friend anymore.
I'm still in shock.
Please tell me it wasn't a comic book. I don't think I could take that.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
This is an official 'Beware of Buz' alert. For not only did his Georgia Bulldogs put a serious hurt on Misssissippi State on Saturday, today they have broken into the top ten in the college football rankings. But wait...there's more. Yesterday, his hometown pro football team, the Atlanta Falcons, remained undefeated thanks to a close win over the Detroit Lions. Buz-wise, y'all have now been officially warned.
It's time for Bulldog Brew... don't know if anyone really drank any of these. Mostly these are placed on the shelf in the TV den where we display a ton of other Bulldog collectibles. These are considered more collectible if they are unopened. But you know you're in the Deep South when there is a brand of beer named for your college football team.
Oh, and don't forget peanuts go with beer, so have a can of Dawg Nuts...
Go Dawgs! Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!
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Those talking head goobers on ESPN predicted Mississippi State to come to Athens and beat my Dawgs. The Miss. State players even ran their mouth all week about how they would beat us. WRONG! The Georgia Bulldogs got them Between the Hedges and spanked 'em like kids. Miss. State didn't even score a touchdown. Only doofuses run their mouth before games.
93,000 in Sanford Stadium had the decibel level so loud that place was vibrating. It was awesome. I yelled my head off, and Georgia kicked Mississippi State' ass.
Georgia 31
Miss. State 3
How 'bout joining me in a Jack Daniels on ice nightcap?
93,000 in Sanford Stadium had the decibel level so loud that place was vibrating. It was awesome. I yelled my head off, and Georgia kicked Mississippi State' ass.
Georgia 31
Miss. State 3
How 'bout joining me in a Jack Daniels on ice nightcap?
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A good point, Damon. I'm willing to wait longer if that's what it takes to create an outstanding last season.
While the dragons are an impressive example of special effects, I actually was drawn to the wolves more. That would've been great to have had them take on a bigger role. I well understand the compromises to stay within budget.
While the dragons are an impressive example of special effects, I actually was drawn to the wolves more. That would've been great to have had them take on a bigger role. I well understand the compromises to stay within budget.
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We've had Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria that have caused massive damage and destruction and loss of life. The Texas region, as well as Florida are still recovering. The northern Caribbean is devastated, those island nations, both the US & British Virgin Islands, and Puerto Rico. And Mexico has had two very strong earthquakes, the last one hitting the Mexico City area with its very large, dense population. I believe the last death count in Mexico is 273.
If you pray, I urge you to do that for the people suffering and without homes and shelter, and who have lost loved ones. If you can, please donate to reputable charities that can help these people with their immediate needs and the following efforts to rebuild.
At this time, Puerto Rico and other places are completely without power and phone service. People are still in danger throughout those devasted areas.
If you pray, I urge you to do that for the people suffering and without homes and shelter, and who have lost loved ones. If you can, please donate to reputable charities that can help these people with their immediate needs and the following efforts to rebuild.
At this time, Puerto Rico and other places are completely without power and phone service. People are still in danger throughout those devasted areas.
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I can't believe someone in Hollywood hasn't made a ridiculously big budget disaster movie based on Planet X aka Nibiri. You know, with amazing special effects and a long list of former A-List movie stars that will take any part they can get.
You can always buy cherry syrup at the grocery store and mix your own Cherry Coke. Not too much cherry though or it starts to taste like cough syrup.
I think if you wear a tin foil hat and get away as far as you can from the coast, you might have a chance to survive Planet X or would that be Planet IX now that Pluto is no longer a planet? You know, this could just be Pluto trying to get even for the lack of respect. I'd be pissed off if I was Pluto.
I'm thinking of an ice cold beer right now. Anyone care to join me? But first get those tin foil hats ready.
Cheers!
You can always buy cherry syrup at the grocery store and mix your own Cherry Coke. Not too much cherry though or it starts to taste like cough syrup.
I think if you wear a tin foil hat and get away as far as you can from the coast, you might have a chance to survive Planet X or would that be Planet IX now that Pluto is no longer a planet? You know, this could just be Pluto trying to get even for the lack of respect. I'd be pissed off if I was Pluto.
I'm thinking of an ice cold beer right now. Anyone care to join me? But first get those tin foil hats ready.
Cheers!
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The world is supposed to end this Saturday, Sept. 23, when Planet X aka Nibiru suddenly make its appearance from the way distant reaches of our solar system, wreak havoc and possibly collide with Earth.
I don't know about y'all but I'll be in Athens, GA at the UGA vs Miss. State football game, which I expect to be an intergalactic style epic battle. Hopefully, if it is the end, I'll be numbed really good from Jack Daniels and ice cold beer. And if I am still here after, I'll try and finish up my next Lush story by early next week, then start an arduous proofing and improving process.
In the meantime, I just finished a delicious float: Cherry Coca-Cola and Jack Daniels in a very large frosty glass mug (stored in the freezer), stuffed with a couple of large scoops of vanilla ice cream.
Cheers! And y'all have a great evening.
PS. Get your butts over to Sprite's page and read her latest Butterfly Beach offering. It is a beautifully written work of great erotic creativity. Read the entire series and you'll love it. Sprite is an amazingly talented and brilliant writer and a great inspiration.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/butterfly-beach-xii-discoveries-or.aspx
I don't know about y'all but I'll be in Athens, GA at the UGA vs Miss. State football game, which I expect to be an intergalactic style epic battle. Hopefully, if it is the end, I'll be numbed really good from Jack Daniels and ice cold beer. And if I am still here after, I'll try and finish up my next Lush story by early next week, then start an arduous proofing and improving process.
In the meantime, I just finished a delicious float: Cherry Coca-Cola and Jack Daniels in a very large frosty glass mug (stored in the freezer), stuffed with a couple of large scoops of vanilla ice cream.
Cheers! And y'all have a great evening.
PS. Get your butts over to Sprite's page and read her latest Butterfly Beach offering. It is a beautifully written work of great erotic creativity. Read the entire series and you'll love it. Sprite is an amazingly talented and brilliant writer and a great inspiration.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-scifi/butterfly-beach-xii-discoveries-or.aspx
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I had an awesome time yesterday in Athens, GA, The Classic city. An outstanding tailgate party with a big crowd of old friends. The Dawgs rolled to an easy victory Between The Hedges in front of 93,000 of the DawgNation.
So evidently the team we play next week is a lot better than predicted. I'll not say more out of respect for Rump's wishes. But it looks like there will probably be an epic battle Between the Hedges next Saturday. Go Georgia Bulldogs! Dawgs Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!
I've already had a few cups of coffee. It's 11:03 am, hmmm... yeah, I can pop open a cold beer.
Cheers!
So evidently the team we play next week is a lot better than predicted. I'll not say more out of respect for Rump's wishes. But it looks like there will probably be an epic battle Between the Hedges next Saturday. Go Georgia Bulldogs! Dawgs Sic 'em! Woof! Woof!
I've already had a few cups of coffee. It's 11:03 am, hmmm... yeah, I can pop open a cold beer.
Cheers!
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The Dawgs play Samford & Son in an evening game today, so we're not leaving for Athens until noon. Well, actually it's just Samford. It's a university in Alabama. The temp is supposed to reach into the 80s with high humidity. So I am glad the game is late. We'll kick back in the shade all afternoon, snack and drink beer and bourbon. I love the tailgating and getting to see a lot of longtime friends that I don't get to see often.
So right now I'm having coffee and thought I'd verify a story or two. And soon, I need to jump on some stories I've saved to read from some of y'all. And Rump, I got your message on the blue site. I plan on getting to your story pretty soon.
At this time I don't feel anything, any ideas and such for a comp story. I do have a couple of other themes I can't get off my mind and will probably write on those. But if something hits me and I feel it, I'll jump on writing something for the comp. But for something to come out right, I have to feel a certain sense of urgency and desire to write it. I'm a bit moody on such. Maybe because in my career I have to satisfy and connect two opposing sides together, making them happy, that in my personal creative life I just want to satisfy whatever whim I have on my mind.
So, join me in a coffee. I'm drinking mine strong and black.
So right now I'm having coffee and thought I'd verify a story or two. And soon, I need to jump on some stories I've saved to read from some of y'all. And Rump, I got your message on the blue site. I plan on getting to your story pretty soon.
At this time I don't feel anything, any ideas and such for a comp story. I do have a couple of other themes I can't get off my mind and will probably write on those. But if something hits me and I feel it, I'll jump on writing something for the comp. But for something to come out right, I have to feel a certain sense of urgency and desire to write it. I'm a bit moody on such. Maybe because in my career I have to satisfy and connect two opposing sides together, making them happy, that in my personal creative life I just want to satisfy whatever whim I have on my mind.
So, join me in a coffee. I'm drinking mine strong and black.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Oops, I just reread the OP and realized that Buz was mostly talking about white residues left by the deodorants themselves. I'm tired these days, does it show?
Anyway, I guess my previous contribution might be useful nonetheless.
And I simply use a clear deodorant so I really don't have that specific problem.
Actually, your post is very useful, especially for those of us who have to wear white or pastel blue dress shirts with tie to work. For maybe 3 months, maybe 4, I can wear a white undershirt under those. But living in Atlanta, where it is a very hot, humid, subtropical, becoming more tropical, climate, undershirts are just too damn hot.
I spend a lot of money for tailored dress shirts and really hate for them to get deodorant stains under the arm.
But as soon as I get home, off comes the suit, and it's t-shirt and shorts time.