Handjob and blowjob porn videos turn me on the most. I'm not sure why. Maybe because I'm very visual and you can actually see the action, rather than just seeing a couple of butts moving back and forth.

In the butt.

Numerical descriptions of character's bodies. I don't need to know her cup size or his dick's length and girth. Tell me what they make you feel instead, so I can feel it too.

I've got you all beat. I met Alan Hale, Jr. Yes, that's right, "The Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. He was doing a promotion at a local bar, and I bantered with him and fed him some good straight lines. He was so grateful that when his performance was finished, he came and sat with me and my mates and even bought a few rounds of beer.

Great guy. When he passed away a few years later, I cried.

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The Score you see with each story is a count of the number of Likes and Favorites combined.

But the competition itself is decided by human judges, not tied to the numeric score.

Thank you very much!!!

Sorry, I'm a relative newbie here, and this is my first competition. But I don't see how the stories are scored. Number of likes? Number of favorites? Number or views? Some combination? Thanks!

I've been to Hedonism, also, but I'm not a swinger. If I were looking to be a swinger, I would definitely go there. Beautiful place with a very sexy vibe. It's also great for voyeurs (and exhibitionists), as public displays of pornography seem to be well tolerated, although officially not allowed. There is also a "playroom" specifically for swingers.

I recommend any book by Scott Kelby. He writes very direct, nuts-and-bolts how-to books for all situations.

Sexy hands with fingernail polish. Especially in a handjob or blowjob porno, but really in any scenario, I find that it amps up my arousal.

I used to belong to a travel group called The April Fools, because we always traveled in April. I stole this logo from the Motley Fool website and colored it with Jamaican colors, because we usually traveled there. When I joined this website, I repurposed that logo for an avatar.

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wonders can you have anal accidentally 🤔

Oh, yes! It was dark and we were fooling around. It went kind of like this:

"Hey! You're in the wrong hole!"
"Oh! I'm sorry....."
"That's okay; you're already in...."

Yes, many times. My favorite place is Hedonism II resort in Jamaica. Most nude places in the USA discourage anything overtly sexual, especially if they are family oriented. Hedo, on the other hand, encourages it!

I've been to one called The Rooftop in Florida. I wasn't there for the sex club, though. I was there for the nude pool on the roof. But the sex club area looked like a nice enough place.

Hi, new member here, this is my first post! I was looking for a lonely little thread without many replies, and this seemed like just the ticket! I hope to be posting some stories soon.......Carney